Threatened to personally kill Google

Well it's not just one guy and mods do it too lol.

Nu windows/metro/blocks UI was also under his leadership, I'd argue windows is a lot less usable by the time he left. Also, the clippers suck

> does enough coke to kill a prize pig

>Under Ballmer's watch, "In many cases, Microsoft latched onto technologies like smartphones, touchscreens, 'smart' cars and wristwatches that read sports scores aloud long before Apple or Google did. But it repeatedly killed promising projects if they threatened its cash cows [Windows and Office]."[37]

Its not one person you fucking seething iToddler retard

SEETHING

Based and Ballmerpilled. This guy would have fucking killed RMS if he had met him.
theregister.co.uk/2001/06/02/ballmer_linux_is_a_cancer/
He's the hero that we didn't deserve.

Spotted the iToddler

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DEVELOPERS

Original...

So again, fuck Seave Balmer, and fuck you too.

there is at least 5 satania poster active in any time ,including mods

he's probably the most retarded tech CEO of all time after Larry Ellison

>*blocks your path*

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>mods do it too
>including mods
even Jow Forums has better moderation than this

he's not bad, technology is just stagnant and there is no big thing left

he replaced whites with indians though, so fuck him

>spergy REEE who couldn't act normal with a gun to his head

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based

Incidentally, pigs have no sweat glands and aren't capable of sweating, which is why they cover themselves in mud.

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this guy used to chug down multiple bottles of honey before doing those speeches, I don't know if it was to conserve his throat after shouting like a psycho for 30 minutes or if he thought he needed the massive insulin spike for energy or what.

I would pay a good bit of money for a vid of Steve balmer sucking down half a liter of honey backstage at MicroCon 2001

this is why you iTards need to go back to where you came from. If you don't understand why Sataniaposting became a thing then you need to fuck off.

Because some literal autist spammed "itoddler" every single time apple was mentioned back in 2014 or so? Because his last attempt to force a meme with bizarre "eat shit with hands" word salads failed?
Jow Forums is just /tv/ at this point.

No because Apple spammers were flooding the board for weeks straight until Satania came along.

However, the pharse is referring to a another kind of pig.

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iToddler btfo

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>there is no big thing left
He should get out of tech then.

salty iFaggot detected

>Everyone who doesn't worship autistic badgewhore spam uses apple!111!!!1!

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It was probably ice tea.
youtube.com/watch?v=egpzUIYFGW8
ICE TEA ICE TEA ICE TEA

This guy should get on Joe Rogan's pod.

itoddler's autocorrect in action kek

that is one sweaty jew.

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based mods

>t. retard

There are still some things to try before the Robot/A.I. renaissance. Connecting to a computer directly with a wire through your brain like in the Matrix or wirelessly with implants. It'll probably be implants since they reek of botnet.

you ousted yourself already newtard. lurk 3 years before posting again.or better yet, never come back.

KIKE

Based

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>throws chairs at nu-male cucks before firing them for not saying Bing enthusiastically enough

this is actually fake, but still hilarious

youtube.com/watch?v=7GM4Lt5k24s

Based Ballmer is so fucking high energy, in every interview he looks like he wants to get out of his chair and start jumping.
I love to imagine him getting so hyper while in bed with his wife that he starts shoving his bald head into her pussy while screaming at the top of his lungs

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>threatened to personally kill Google
>didn't do it
Nah

>Borderline Irish boomer
>fat
>created windows 8
>anti-FOSS
>CIA nigger's bitch
>replaced by pajeet
At lest Steve Jobs saved POSIX and released FOSS code

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we need one of those stallman sticky pics but with ballmer

BASED

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ABSOLUTELY BASED

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iTODDLERS BTFO

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>so funny that the teacher had a buffer overflow

redpilled

>failed to kill google
>failed to kill apple
>autistic screeching
>replaced by a sanjeet
You're right about 7 though

>if only you knew how bad things really are
who's actually thinking that in this pic, Balmer or the vampire crypto-pajeet on the middle left?

>He thinks it's one guy
Nobody wants you here iToddler, get the fuck out.

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this is an actual quote from Balmer in 2007

that satania is way too flat

user what's wrong with dfc exactly

Hey! That's Tim Apple!

Projecting much?

Steve Balmer fucked Microsoft harder than John Sculley fucked Apple.

He's a fatso jocksniffer. How can anyone respect frumpy beta boys that worship athletes?

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My children, please, becalm yourselves.
It is i, Bill Gates.
I have come to you all now, because I know that you need me in these dark times.
Do not forget that we have all come here under the like-minded canvas of desiring to further our knowledge of the computer world.
Do not assail the Apple Users. Do not assail the Linux users.
We can all work together if we all have the same goal, of that sweet sweet salary position at a tech firm that allows us to use our preferred operating system on the basis that we can still work with and communicate with everyone else.
I must go now my children, but I shall return.

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DEVELOPERS!
DEVELOPERS!
DEVELOPERS!

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Does anyone have that reddit post about the guy who worked at Windows and watched the company completely get taken over by Indians aggressively only hiring their own kind and firing people who had been with the company for decades? It was posted on Jow Forums a few months ago.

Make that 6.

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well windows 10 is dogshit so maybe balmer was okay.

Hurr durr lets stick candy games in professionals computer, right next to excel and word processor.

He also called Linus Torvalds a swedish bastard and said they (Microsoft) were going to destroy him or something like that at some company event in the late 90s. Its in a Lunduke video I think

How influential was Balmer inside the company? He was CEO when it became the largest company in the world. Man should probably get more credit IMO.

youtube.com/watch?v=9zu5lGK7ing

HOLY FUCK! HIGH ENERGY!

fucking based
found the i cuck

I know that feel (and I'm not even fat)

Being an overly exothermic lad is often suffering.

based af
critical seething lmao

Yes, because he was on cocaine most of the time. He even hired his dealer.

What a lad.

Stock went nowhere during his tenure. In a time when mobile computing was on the rise the company was always playing catch up. All he ever wanted to do was sell licenses of Windows and Office. Anything that got in the way of that he couldn't care less or actively shut down. Microsoft research was ahead of Apple and Google for a time but he didn't care because it didn't increase license sales. He was awful.

Good, jewgle is evil.
He was a hippie faggot, he's burning in hell for mApple and having a bastard child.
Thats your opinion, winfag.
Rest is based.
lol, Linus is eurotrash from scandinavia, but still made the greatest OS ever.
Linux kiddies too.
RMS is god.
They're called curry niggers.
Poo in the loo.
This from a pedoweeb.
Winfags arn't any better than iphags, so get off your high horse.
weeaboo btfo.
Noone wants weebs either, .
Ban this Jow Forumseddit fag.

wasn't Ballmer focused on business to business sales? Isn't that still Microsoft's mainstay?

It's guaranteed (You)'s. If people like you didn't respond so vehemently and if B A S E D posting wasn't a thing it wouldn't be so big. It's a meme at this point so just run with it imo.

It's a fairly even split now between business (office, server, azure) and everything else (desktop, xbox, hardware, etc). During that time in the late 00s yeah he was hyperfocused on the business end of things. Left the company around then and never really looked back.

Adolescence is idolizing Open Source
Adulthood is realizing Microsoft was right all along

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Whats wrong with Ellison?

everything

Nice elaboration phaggot

Being middle aged is running over CIA niggers

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Please come back and save us from the poos

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Based

It's group of Independent people

BASED

How's Azure working out?