I'm going offline for the next 5 years. What OS should I use on my offline computer?

I'm going offline for the next 5 years. What OS should I use on my offline computer?

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TempleOS

why the fuck would you ever wanna do that

you wont last 5 hours

DOS

you wont last 5 minutes

you wont last 5 seconds

Spend the next 5 years building your own operating system.

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this. based af.

See you next week

I second this. Making os is best jail time killer.

Endlessos

Debian Stable with emacs and a few terabytes of good reading materials.

dos

Windows

I doubt they'll let you use a computer in prison, OP.

Windows with your favorite games installed

why are you going to prison user?

do they let you keep a computer?
isn't it going to get stolen?

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Dual boot Windows and GNU+Linux and if you break GRUB fix it yourself.

antergos with xfce or mate.
and emulators, roms and dos games i guess. also shit like factorio, openrct2 etc. some 150GB torrent with books also.
have a good jail.

Is your name Assange by any chance?

Whatever you do, download the whole arch wiki while you can.

here is your (You) fine sir

Why 5 years though? Why not a month, why not forever?

most of cybersec black hats get punished by "no internet for u" for X years and in-house detainment. Ain't that hard to get my dude.


Get Windows XP and Debian with replayable games like Tales of Maj Eyal and Cataclysm: DDA. Get a LOT of material to read, don't focus on one topic,

prison?

gnu/linux + gcc

Write a book or something instead

You won't last 5 milliseconds

This.
Get music, good single player games and a lot to read.

based

Windows XP with HoMM3, Might and Magic 6, AoE 1 and 2 and 5gb of doom wads

Windows 10

you won't escape the botnet this easily

see you tomorrow user

Get many. You won't have a search engine to help if you fuck something up, so have more than one. I recommend more stable distros like Ubuntu LTS. A main system, tons of docker/snap/appimages or whatever, VMs and install media. Backup drives. Get emulators for consoles, the older games are tiny so you can hold a lot. Also reading material.

superbased

You wont last 24hr

This is the correct answer

He got caught with CP
Going to jail

MadThad? is it you?

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Unironically Gentoo

based

Based

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BASED ASSANGE ON Jow Forums

based

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no matter the OS, make sure you get zanondrum and all mods and WADs in existence

i want reddit to leave

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why does it need to be debian if he is offline? its not like pacman -Syu is available.
emacs is based though.

they won't let you have a computer, Julian.

slackware
unironically
its more stable than your mom

fpbp, and based

Gentoo

Was going to say this.

Stable or current. Snapshot of current would be absolutely fine.