NEW WINDOWS 10 UPDATE IS OUT

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My pc is stable as fuck faggot. if I'm retarded then god bless Microsoft because this retard has a perfect pc. Got Steam open, watching tv, browsing with ten different tabs open and copying and pasting shit in the background. Can Linux do this?. Didn't think so.

poorfag cope lmao

see from settings > system > about
google it nigga
it already is for me! it's super fast without all the google botnet

>poorfag cope lmao
>poorfag
How retarded are you? A pirated version updates without the problem. It's Winblows and it's even uglier than before

>it's free
>poorfag cope lmao
See

Here we go again!

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come on plebs, time to test a new version and report major bugs like you always do. for free.
hurry up, I wanna know if I can install this by the end of the week.
get to work, plebs.

Wait isn't this what normally happens with lincucks distributions?

.t pic related

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>report major bugs

lol. You seriously think users do this?. retarded mother fucker.

>You seriously think users do this?
yes
for free
on arse technica and the likes

now get to work or else.

im still on 1803. windows never pushed last year's update to me which means theres still problems with drivers or shit

imagine not using LTSC

>Thinking the user has control over updates anymore
You will receive any shit they put in your pipe

Will do, thanks for the reminder OP!

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>pro
call me when ltsc rolls out faggot

Why would I downgrade to 10 from 7?

because 789

Based and dabbed on

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Wish me luck bois

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I'm on 1809. Just checked literally right now and it says I'm up to date. waht do?

is this stable release or garbage preview crap?

1809 is the 'newest' update. This is the stable release that doesn't kill your files.

so 1903 is garbo then?

1903 is the dev update, it's not slated for release until May

Out of curiosity, I'm still running ltsc 1803 and have not received any updates to 1809 is this normal?

WOW new update looks amazing

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who the fuck would ever update to dev releases from microsoft when their "stable' releases are often garbage?
just means there are still incompatibilities with your system

high number better

youtube.com/watch?v=3spnGnavWFg

it's been like this for like 10 minutes wtf bros?

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That's completely fine. You'll be forced to upgrade by the 18 months after the 1809 release anyway.

>just means there are still incompatibilities with your system
Oh I had no idea upgrades were checking that, I mean everything werks so I don't really care about any feature updates.

I just messaged Microsofts Pajeet service and he gave me a new license.
And yes, it was actually some indian dude who gave me the license.

cancel and try again
pic related, it just works.
This is the final preview release before they turn it into a stable one and release in May.

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>This is the final preview release before they turn it into a stable one and release in May.
and how do they turn it into a stable one brainlet?

Does the new sandbox work, and is it actually secure?

If you logged in with a ms account it added a license to there. One you can copy and paste from the account and re-actiavte

what does it add that should interest me?

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Wish you didn't have to go through loops and hoops to get you license back when the MB dies. Probably have to create an ms account just to save my license and nothing else

>Latest Windows 10 update causes caps lock to be stuck on.
I don't even have a windows 10.

It just works. Even on toasters. See I can confirm. My 2013 i3 with 8GB RAM runs it smoother than any linux distro I have tried without any problems.
>inb4 gamefags

blogs.windows.com/windowsexperience/2019/04/04/improving-the-windows-10-update-experience-with-control-quality-and-transparency/

1903 won't be out until next month, faggot OP

>copying and pasting shit in the background
Woah man I dont think my debian could handle that.

more spyware and ads

gg loser

And i am still on 1803 since for some reason it's not updating(licensed pro)

I already run win10, but what does this update add?

>Adding more buggy features
>Instead of fixing or improving old broken code

Now, i do firmly believe that Linux will be the future thanks to Microsoft incompetence.

how far in the future you talking about m9? it's fucking 2019 and like maybe 5% of people use the shit. At this rate maybe in 2095 10% of people may be using it. That's even a pretty fucking generous number and over optimistic outlook.

>games
Not ever, bud. Not ever.

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notOP but you can't really predict that sort of thing. Especially with recent improvements and more major contributors tired of microsoft's shit. Not one of those to claim "year of the linux desktop" or anything but still.

Thats some pretty complicated math you got there bro. What's your iq?

THANK YOU BASED MICROSOFT
>THANK YOU BASED MICROSOFT
THANK YOU BASED MICROSOFT
>THANK YOU BASED MICROSOFT
THANK YOU BASED MICROSOFT
>THANK YOU BASED MICROSOFT

9 months.

>not using LTSC

2019 LTSC:
Mainstream support until January 9, 2024
Extended support until January 9, 2029

LTSC is the only way.

There is no update you fucking clown

Nope, Direct download still is October 2018
wait until May, M$ will release the more stable one.

What are the benefits of running LTSC?

Turn on Cortana and ask about how to download linux, install linux, replace windows with linux, burn linux usb stick and things like that. Windows randomly gave me a pop-up offering a free Windows 10 PRO license - which I accepted - when I was trying to figure out how to burn a Fedora ISO to a USB stick. I'm not saying it will work on your machine, I'm still amazed I got that offer.

Looks kinda nice. What about the dark theme, did they improve it too?

is this the update that brings virtual machines?
can I easily move to the stable build once it's out?

Spoonfeed me. Why is LTSC good and how do I get it without giving my computer cyber-AIDS?

Hello sir my name is Rajeesh Pratnajeshika
What I want you to do for me is run "sfc /scannow" and "DISM /Online /Cleanup-Image /CheckHealth" in an elevated command prompt sir
thank you for contacting windows support today, have I taken care of all of your customer needs in a timely and satisfactory fashion today

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HWIDGEN

Fuck You

Is this final or pre-release?
I updated yesterday to a new build on the fast ring.

see
for version info
Yes. But some legacy shit is still white as shit.
It's not. It has less bloat and Jow Forums loves no-bloat shit. It is made for servers to do one dedicated task, so it doesn't require much stuffs to run and get less features and updates. It's a meme if your computer is not older than pentium IV.
oy vey!

>Got Steam open, watching tv, browsing with ten different tabs open and copying and pasting shit in the background.
Every OS in the world has had this kind of functionality for like 20 years....

Doesn't actually work on the newer versions of Windows 10

It literally does, i did yesterday on a brand new computer with 1809.

shoot me your screencap of tv playing on your pc...

yes yes it doesn't. kindly fuck off

Nobody watches TV any more. TV is so 20 years ago.

what is life like when you're always wrong?. Do you feel retarded or do you think you're smart even though you're retarded?.

Looks A M A Z I N G

> what is life like when you're always wrong?
I don't know, you tell me.

sorry had to hide some shit because reasons
here TV channels come free with internet subscription and is watchable up to 5 devices. And I do usually watch some TV when I'm bored and record some stuffs when needed.

Thanks for beta testing the shit I will get with LTSC2022. Your service is greatly appreciated and 0.000000000000005 Indonesian Wangs have been deposited in your account.

damn, I meant like real tv, but I guess that's cool too.

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The new update bricked my computer

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Oh, fucking great. Thanks Win10

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ah, your's is cooler. I use VLC to record shits lol

lol isn't windows that OS they give to special ed kids? Are there really people on Jow Forums using it?

>upgrading windows ever
if it's not unix, it has broken updates

>special Ed kids
no, that would be Mac OS and the US school system kids

>special ed kids
No that would be iOS. macOS for the savant autists.

>being trolled on the Internet
So are you saying Windows can be dependable enough to be trusted with people's lives?
Yes, I agree. Unlike any other lincuck operating system.

k

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who is this beautiful female (she)?