Is Apple trolling...

Makes me feel better about my nvme drive being kind of slow.

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>completely ruin the user experience
the people, if you can call them that, that buy that shit like to get fucked in the ass, having to use spinning rust wont stop that

What NVME drive do you have?

I have no idea.

Couldn't figure out how to pull info from it with hdparm, doesn't work.

Opening up the laptop/PC then. Depending on model you might have got a faulty one, probably just a lower quality one that just isn't designed for above 1gig speeds. But even so how many people do you know that actually make use of their 3gig/s nvmes?

fdisk says the model is LENSE30256GMSP34MEAT3TA

Some oem 256GB crap from Lenovo that I will probably swap out when space starts becoming an issue.

Yeah I didn't even bother with the standard Lenovo OEM SSD shit in mine. Just chose to get the laptop without drive installed and got almost 200€ discount for it (for some reason) and just got a 512GB 970 Pro for 160€ instead.

Basado

I bought mine refurbished on impulse.

Saw an x1 with the dolby hdr wqhd screen and an i7 for a grand so I jumped on it.

hey no jew here, but maybe this pic is just from a configure page and it is not the standart configurention if you would click on the next button. ya know

Absolutely understandable for that price I'd have bought it too.

hdparm is only for devices that speak the ATA protocol anyway.

>TFW all the competition needs to do is add a 500gb-1tb SSD and it literally beats apple on start-up and performance tasks.

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A 256GB SSD from 4 years ago beats a 5400rpm drive.

are you using some shitty kangston nvme ssd?

BASED APPLE
Is there anything more patrician than owning Apple stock? My portfolio is 90% AAPL and has earned me $5000 in value over the last year and another $5000 in dividends. After I built my $3000 monster PC in 2015 using iCuck donations I still haven't run into a single reason or need to upgrade it much less replace it.

Apple drones are just giving me their hard earned burgerbucks hand over fist for chink junk mass produced by the lowest bidder for the "privilege" of having a fruit logo on their fragile poorly made toys. With all the money they've generously donated to me, I can build a monster quad CPU quad GPU system every year if I felt like it.

This is what it's like to cuck or dominate someone isn't it? I can call Applecucks drones, retards, sheep, NPCs, whatever, and they'll continue to lick my feet and pay tribute to me. Feels good being a true patrician owning the only good Apple product, their stock.

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based

oh no no no no

you're using it wrong, the human eye can't see beyond 5400rpm.

Why would you need anything above 4500rpm? The average person is fine with 3200rpm.

3200rpm? What do you need 2600rpm for? I don't have 2200rpm! Why does my own son ask me for my last 1300rpm?! Help some madman is trying to kill me over my last 600rpm! You will hear from my lawyer about those 7200rpm you owe me!

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I am going to short AAPL because of this

Because they know iToddlers are dumb enough to buy it.

With an investment strategy that retarded you will fit right in at here's your obligatory shitcoin of the day shirt.

based & redpilled

>applel

Because giving customers an option to throw more money at them for those optional extras is a good thing?
>completely ruin the user experience
SSDs are a hardware solution to retarded memory management of Windows. No other OS requires them like that for a smooth experience, and the only noticeable annoying slowdowns happen on the first launches of applications after a boot (I don't know if OS X has some precaching implemented that would hide most of that). Or if you are a manchildren playing those big 50G games that have no hope on fitting in buff/cache then you'll spend some extra time on loading screens

cringe

cringe

They're baiting satania toddlers and show them what it means to be played. There's no bad publicity, thanks Jow Forums.

capitalism

you could literally sell your poop if you wanted to

lmao

You just have to think Different

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>SSDs are a hardware solution to retarded memory management of Windows. No other OS requires them like that for a smooth experience, and the only noticeable annoying slowdowns happen on the first launches of applications after a boot
Linux boot takes forever on disk bro

On my system with 5400rpm 2.5" bootdrive typing in passwords takes longer than the boot itself. Judging based on the dmesg the time from when uefi hands it over to stub kernel to desktop would be around 9s. Maybe you should stop using a bloated distro and/or systemd based distro with those random 60s service waits?

>harddrive broke
>send to company for data recovery
>worried the company snitches me to the cops for my data which is on the disk (redpill material about jews, hitler stuff and a lot of porn)

am i fuckedd?

Banker here and I can confirm you are 100% correct. People always throw money at apple, it will die one day but god knows when. Owning an apple computer is retard tier, yet owning apple stock makes you a decent investor.

why are you giving it attention?

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