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Stinking kikes
>Israel
>Privately funded
Well that explains it.
Kys kike
Trump 4przez
>unironically shilling
>for an imaginary,
>made up country
does a bere sheet in the woods though
>used a british engine
>engine failed
god save the queen
>first privately funded
what a surprise
Oy vey
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I bet the jews did this
who's gonna pick up the mess?
that's why you send the ship with these crazy dudes called astronauts
fucking palestinian missiles
Just F.
but GG for the effort.
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Trump is the jew's lapdog.
Underrated.
Zionists learn the laws of physics are very different from the laws of politics.
shouldn't have used intel
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Dude, all countries are made up, there's no borders if you look at the earth from space
Why were they sending bedsheets to the moon anyway?
Wrong. Look again. What are the oceans, mountain ranges, seas, deserts, etc?
>B-but muh techno globohomo
Fuck you.
Fucking moon nazis.
I fucking bet it turns out to be because some kike engineer decided to order the cheapest kind of screws or something.
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'straya
Their pilpul modulator that was supposed to debate the fabric of space-time to successfully land their craft failed.
Press F to tell them to fuck off.
this is the great Netanyahu 20 years of startup nation..
those fucking morons try to do something without a purpose beside "Israeli pride"
I'm glad this project has fallen
And it pains me to say that he won the last election mainly by showing how much he changed the country during all the years of his dictatorship
fuck israel
fuck microsoft
fuck intel
apparently making a spaceship out of solid gold was not such a great idea.
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It's okay, they'll just have American taxpayers pay for a new one
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Why does the moon look like a screenshot from an old PS1 game?
Based Elon does it again
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it was ayys
top kek
Based moon man BTFOing the kikes
At least they get the West Bank from Trump.
fuckin kek
Those grapes can't get any more sour (((user)))
>failed to land
>lands
WHICH IS IT
sand kikes with a corrupt prime minister.
based moon man
>>/wsg/2793778
honestly fuck israel hitler ethnostate i wish india accidentally blow up one of their satellites
oopsie woopsie
made a fuckie wucky
lil fucko boingo
What grapes? Are you feeling okay, user?
Checked.
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A privately funded Israeli product is actually publically funded by American taxpayers.
Shut it down
Kek
Why would the jews conspire against each other and crash their own lander? Who is jewing who here?
>At a cost of $100 million (€89 million), the 1,290-pound (585-kilogram) spacecraft is considered one of "the lowest-budget spacecraft to ever undertake such a mission."
it was launched
>...from a NASA launchpad in Cape Canaveral, Florida. The rocket was a Falcon 9 from Elon Musk's SpaceX.
musky btfo
>bear shit
they're looking for space nazis
Wow, is that a water speck or Jupiter I am seeing in the top-right corner?
>Privately funded
you mean by the US?
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obviously moon nazi base activated anti-aircraft defense systems..
fucking kike space engineers cheaping out on quality counter measures
OY VEY
you're right about netanyahu being a piece of shit, but that doesn't make this any less of an accomplishment
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>Israel's Beresheet spacecraft fails to land on the moon.
Oh, it landed on the moon, all right.
>the moon is antisemitic
Based Elon.
>accomplishment?
This mission was accomplished with older tech 60 years ago.. where is the achievement?
we're still the 7th country to orbit the moon and the 4th to reach its surface (lol), so it's definitely an achievement, not many countries are capable of doing it (let alone on such a tight budget), definitely not countries of our scale
there are many purposes other than israeli pride, every attempt like this helps expand humanity's knowledge, we'll definitely need it at some point unless we destroy ourselves
>there are many purposes other than >israeli pride
>expand humanity's knowledge
enjoy paying more taxes on the expense of faild projects...
We have enough trouble already.. We do not have to deal with nonsense like uploading Aviv Geffen disc to the moon
>veryshit
>crashes
well...
based dad joke poster
So, this is how real moon looks
take some mirmuron
i'd rather spend my money and time on this than bombing arabs
it's necessary sometimes, but too much resources go into bullshit
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>bombing arabs
It will happend etherway focused on the microsoft/facebook taking over our tech life and jobs...
based god smiting satanic monuments