WARNING

THIS PERSON WAS CAUGHT TRYING TO UNLOCK YOUR DOOR AT 3:36 AM.

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oh shit oh SHIT OH SHIT

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why is my door locked?
how am I supposed to get murdered if my door isn't even unlocked.

I won't lock the door next time

But I don't see anybody in this picture..

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That's strange I never lock my door when I'm home and my wife knows where my 5.56x45 freedom dispenser is.
She should feel lucky she was too dumb to go inside.

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Woah big guy calm down

Based and gunpilled.

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>american bragging about gun
yup, everything's in order

WARNING
THIS PERSON WAS CAUGHT SLEEPING IN YOUR BED AT 2:48PM

>WARNING
>THIS PERSON WAS CAUGHT SLEEPING IN YOUR BED AT 2:48PM

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THIS PERSON WAS CAUGHT TRYING TO UNLOCK YOUR DOOR AT 3:36 AM.

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>Doggo sleeping on the job
That's not normal, like most puppers he should have rushed to the door.

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That's pretty spooky my friend but check on my satanic ID

I found this little sweetheart at my door last night at 11:47pm. She was cold, scared, and shivering. I felt so bad. She's my daughter now. Say hi everybody!

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THIS PERSON WAS CAUGHT TRYING TO UNLOCK YOUR DOOR AT 3:36 AM.

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Hi
She's cute and all but you have been conscripted to die for Israel, please report to your local recruitment centre asap.Hail to the chief and g-d bless Israel