Jow Forums humor

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Chromium is the best engine, but I'm using Vivaldi. Fuck chrome

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I don't get it, and I play FF14.

>I'm not paying
>you just lost my business

Tower servers are a thing.

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The joke is unnecessarily complex restrictions means bad UX.

He's would be payed in exposure, you see.

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Nice poll.

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Maybe they dont want you to name your retainer -----''''''--'-'-' cuz they aren't names

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SQL you faggots

Ok but why the fuck would anyone name their retainer in the first place?

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If that description is the complete set of restrictions, then only hyphens are restricted in their placement, and apostrophes can be placed as many times in a row as you want, so -x''''''''''''x-x' is a perfectly valid name.

Anyway, people can come up with things that aren't names no matter what restrictions you place on them, so at some point you just have to say fuck it.

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le xkcd may may

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You caught me, xkcd invented SQL.

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I wish Chrome could give me a cute trap pic every time I try to google something.

JUST

Is there a physical device limit when using raid0?
Like can I just pile on 1000 drives into raid0 or is there something stopping me here. Obviously physical space and components matter but there's only a limit of you use components with a limit right?

That's a possibility. It explains the restriction of 'no consecutive hyphens', but does it explain the 'no hyphens next to apostrophes'?

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Probably to do with other of their terrible programing practices.

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>Like can I just pile on 1000 drives into raid0 or is there something stopping me here
Yes, your sanity.

Female programmers.

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kek

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>Like can I just pile on 1000 drives into raid0 or is there something stopping me here.
A drive will die before the array has completed building.

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I don't get it, what's the humorous part about this picture?

>Playing FFXIV and not ESO
Kek

>windows doesn't come with imaging tools
Is user actually retarded?

It's funny for people who never even leave the house

Uhm, there's no Google+ anymore

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My rep tried to sell me one of these, it's four micro blades sharing storage in a single chassis.

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Oh wow Im actually in a screen cap and for something so retarded

I'm not sure I understand why, but then I guess neither do you.

People say this is bait, but honestly I've had a few conversations not far off this, and I don't even call myself a web developer.

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>yfw this is how all those black hole drives were setup

Isn't a server any computer which is used to serve stuff kek

SERVE STUFF KEK YOURSELF, YOU SON OF A BITCH

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I have friends who are artists, musicians, graphic designers, etc... they ALL have had solicitations of this sort. Webdevs get a double dose of it.It's what convinced me not to go into webshit.

None of my friends who freelance webdev ever advertise. It's just asking for it. They tend to seek work and interview the employer rather than the other way around.

Are you new here?
Jow Forums "humor" is almost exclusively screencaps of samefagging (probably posted by that same samefag)

how was this funny at all? all those (you)s for such a shit reply and thread what a waste

>t. intool

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Jesus fucking Christ as an It Admin this is what i have to do everyday, it's like that idiot here who told me he shut off his pc every day after work and instead he was shutting off the monitor since he thought it was the real pc

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Someone explain this to me please.

>Someone explain this to me please.
You're retarded.

the student live in switzerland

Because go doesn't have generics he creates a name that looks like a generic, but doesn't actually use angle brackets. Then he does some text replace. All because go lacks that important feature.

>save the world
>by tipping

>burning charcoal inside
>the student live in switzerland
not for much longer

My GF is a realtor now but she went to college and got a bachelor's degree in photography. Back when she was still trying to do photography full time she constantly had people wanting her to take family photos or pictures of their kid's birthday party who expected her to do it for $20 or a gift card to a restaurant. When she told them that her going rate for something like that was $200 for shooting and editing some people would get offended that she would charge that much. It didn't matter that she was going to be spending 2-4 hours on site shooting pictures, have to drive there and back, and then spend another couple of hours editing the pictures using her legit, paid copy of photoshop...

[X]Buttmad

Optimizer-chan is cute! CUTE!

>He doesn't know about leaning servers

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Those fucking hexagons bro

>must be willing to relocate to Montreal
And that's how you turn away 99% of potential employees.

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>il ne parle pas français
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desu I'd work for pornhub, but I don't care enough to get a work visa in Canada for a USA citizen

the client doesn't acknowledge, only the server does
it should be
>want
>want?
>want
>accept

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Sauce? I want to see the rest of this mess now.

I love this

he could be imac friend though

some spic wrote this, the emphasis should be on the word "you" instead of "are"

someone thought this was worth typing

I made it. It's an /a/ meme
>I want to look EXACTLY like {anime character}
>Oh yeah, I want to BE {anime character}.

ok, the emphasis should be on the word "you" instead of "are"

YOU are a dumbass

I wish google gave me shit that I want.
Instead it keeps suggesting me shit that is only related to what like by one word in name, which is almost never enough.

At least I know that if they wanted to spy on me, they wouldn't know the real me.

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reddit.com/r/linuxquestions/comments/4cifq3/max_number_of_devices_in_linux/d1iwjdm/
I presume 16k devices is somewhat not okay, but 8k block devices should be fine.

I have no idea, I got it from Jow Forums

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I think that post was after Mozilla banned them but before chrome did.