What tech do they have at Area 51?
What tech do they have at Area 51?
coffee machines
mops
buckets if you're lucky
anal probes
that one dildo that fitts your mom.
pretty advanced tech i guess;
the stargate
Nothing of value. It's just a decoy to draw attention from their real secret military base.
Glow in the dark vats
Ok, what tech do they have at the "real" secret base?
VR porn
If I knew that it wouldn't be much of a secret base, would it?
this
Used to have experimental airplanes. Nowadays it's probably a giant storage facility for buttplugs.
Scramjets and other experimental high altitude aircraft.
I bet they have computers there
Woah
Intel CPUs without ME
Ha
WHAT?!
Stuff you'll se at an airshow in 2059
Military personnel here, we have a t.v. in the break room.
A b52?
Fuck probably. Probably using it to test anti spaceship missiles and launching them from altitude in a B52
Probably this. Considering all the UFOs that keep showing up in the news. Any and all aviation tech they want prevent other countries from knowing we have.
satellites
spy planes are obsolete
Not high altitude stealth uav bombers
Elvis
That one space technology scale capable of weighing your mom
Intel's 10nm process
which distro do the ayyy use?
Linux Mint XFCE (X-Files Complete Edition)
OS X
ayybuntu
The same thing you find on the Model 2 arcade boards.
Comfy early 3D
That was released two years before the N64.
Arcades were absolute monstrosities back then.
Based on how every other government agencies work, they are probably still running Windows 98 on some legacy systems there
Yggdrasil
This
>What tech do they have at Area 51?
Windows XP machines with 1280x1024 monitors.
I just can't imagine a top secret facility having any modern windows machines. I bet they do but still it feels weird.
They are the last known buyer of floppy disks batches
No way. It's almost certainly some hacked together COBOL abomination from before recorded history.
espresso machines
LGR did a video on the IRS system and it's quite terrible.
They have illegal monitoring tech on private land
Alex Jones
an AI that generates rare Pepes
bio-engineered cat girls
Idk but it's definitely proprietary.
imagine getting the succ from alien
windows 2000 nt and sun systems devices most likely. Now that most aeronautical reasearch is done through privet groups in-house they don't really use it for anything more than storage these days.
They used to have stealth aircraft that didn't even work.
That explains it
it's just a giant conspiracy theory bait area. they probably fly some experimental shit there, but it won't be anything exiting.