China won

China won.

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Sure but how do I get one

Where can I buy one

You'll see a story about that thing ripping the entire skin off of someone's cock within a year.

truly we are living in the future

It will be a fake story planted by a Jew VC-controlled SV company seeking to sow fear while they prep the exact same product but 80 times more expensive and requires monthly subscription fee.

>too embarrassed to jack off
>use machine
Sure thing bugmen, you're not fooling anyone. Now when will it be implemented on sexdoll?

now if you'll excuse me im gonna go buy a used fleshlight off ebay that the seller said they would totally sanitize before shipping it

Yes, I'm definitely more embarrassed wanking in a closet than putting my dick inside a room with dozens of other people
What a retard

imagine the smell