Just bought a macbook pro AMA

Just bought a macbook pro AMA

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Can you ask your mom to get me one too

What model? Older ones are fine.

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Today i will remind them

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which one faggot

Not shown: net worth of Rossman vs Bouman, and how many people he has employed. Coon eyes > jew nose.

after two months everybody will forget who katie is lmao

Pretty much this.

>left
knows nothing about computers
>right
spends his time working with them

cumon man, y (you) gotta do dis

A used 2018 model it's cheaper than a brand new 2019 and has the touch led bar

Imagine falling for the Katie psyop.

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What broke first? The Display or the Keyboard?

>pls look @me

How does it feel like becoming a faggot

t. social media
Can you actually stop deceiving people for once?

how much did it costs you? at least $1000?

I hope this is the only mistake you made in your life.

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2000 out of 900 000

1100 im a euro macs are more expensive here

What 3rd-party external keyboard did you choose?

How many cocks have you taken?

Where is the backspace key?

So basically
>This might be what a black hole looks like after feeding our shitty algorithm tons of space pictures, even though it is literally impossible to see what a black hole looks like because light can not escape

Can you get a refund? Might want to look into that.

Excellent demonstration of not understanding the subject matter.
Well done.

The only mac worth buying at the moment is the 13" non touchbar. Too bad it's gimped w/ a dual core. I bought the last good macbook pro, the 2015 15" in 2018.
I hope Apple gets back to their senses (or get buttfucked by the EU as an alternative). The broken-by-design keyboard and the soldered SSD are just unacceptable.

Why didn't you wait for one of the ARM models coming out next year?

>Get other brand lappy with same specs for half the price,
>if its os youre after pay 100$ to someone found online to install osx on it for you cause youre prolly too dumb (you know, buying mac and all).
>get some drugs and nice hooker.
>still left with some money compared to buying mac.
>profit

Happy with it?

i'm pretty sure what you see in the pic is the light being sucked in not light escaping

Enjoy your overpriced garbage that will break in two years and your buyer's remorse