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34yo millennial here. You're a zoomer.

Fuck off, boomer

nah max age for a zoomer is like 20 maybe 21 i think the gen started 1995

I get the appeal of Apple computers and iPhones. I don't agree with it but I understand why the love for them. These headphones are shit. This is one trend I don't understans. Maybe because I'm a semi-audiophile but I can't stand that quality drop.

kek just read what i wrote, yeah 24 would be zoomer

27 year old millennial here. 3 more years until I become a boomer

this story: paid for by apple over two months ago. quality journalism at the guardian as per usual.

boomers are in their 60s and 70s, clueless faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=nRDvtLCey3U

Watch this and start at 1:50. And try to tell me you don't understand.

I'm 25 years old and I'm already a boomer. I'm literally
>Yep, Quake 3 was a good game
>Games are too slow now

t. boomer in denial

You are stupid beyond help

24 is the interregnum between millenial and zoomer. Young enough to have not known much of the world before the internet, but old enough to still have known the Internet in its wild phase.

Stop worshipping the bbc whiteboi

wow!

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>Millennials were supposed to be people after the millennia (go fucking figure)
>Baby boomers then started lumping 90's and 80's kids out of spite
>Boomers and Zoomers became a meme, and is pretty much, 'you're old' 'you're immature'
>All to distract from the fact that American society is fucked up altogether

At the end of the day, you have Baby Boomers to thank for this. They fucked up the economy, and all this media, tracking, and advertisements is corporate greed they fostered.

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Keep in mind that OP's pic is marketing

feel old af when I try to explain games like LOOM or Duck Hunt or Sim Ant or Scorched Earth, or recording things on VHS and casette tapes or trying to sneak a look at magazines in my dad's locked porn cabinet using barbecue rods. Or waiting over a minute for an image to load on early internet. Or Encarta 94. Or the first TMNT movie. Or Animaniacs and Freakazoid. Or fucking tree houses. Or collecting cicada shells.

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I think you need a break from 4channel

amerimutts unironically spread apple propaganda

>I feel old when I try to explain shit nobody asked about in the first place
Stop rambling then, gramps.

No, actually. Decisions about generations and age don't work like that
Faggot

status symbols are all fucking gay

I can't help it. You kids have so many conveniences now but you've forgotten how to live with any sense of decency or social responsibility. The contrast between my generation and yours is literally soul vs soulless.

I don't understand what the wife's expression is supposed to convey?

I understand articles calling it a status symbol grounds its position as a status symbol even more, but I've noticed it being a status symbol within my friends as well.

Millennials right now are 23-38 years old.

im a millenial (1985) and all my fellow millenials seem to own bose or beats kinds of headphones

only people ive seen with earpods are early 20s

So sick of this generation shitposting. It's nothing more than a fucking starchart, no more accurate than an astrologist. A fanciful Barnum description a la cold reading. It's a concept cooked up by a bunch of soft sciences that meld the data to make it look like they did something constructive when in reality they just did a bunch of wonky fucked up math and calculated the sum for confirmation bias. It's not even funny because none of you faggots even know what the boundaries are and what the fuck the stargazer's predictions are supposed to be.

It's just more MSM divisionism.

i played loom too, but those things arent conveniences, theyre basic requirements. nobody's is grateful for mobile phones because it means their boss can fire them for not answering. nobody is grateful for broadband internet because broadcast tv is total shit. a little empathy could go a long way to not being a boomer at 40, old man

Nigger, I‘m twenty nine. I‘d unironically take a zoomer taking things for granted and fortnite dancing his way through life over some autistic basedlennial stuck in his childhood, who thinks rewinding cassettes with a bic pen and feeding tamagotchis is some incredible cultural experience. I mean you can just add „whippersnappers“ to any of your posts and you‘ll be complete caricature-tier rambling geriatric. Get a life.

>says the guy using an ad hominem

the parents represent Jow Forums
the frog represents Jow Forums
Jow Forums looks confused, terrified and disappointed
all craftsshitpostership is of the highest quality.

I'm going to fucking kill myself. Why did you make me watch this nigger shit.

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I still have no idea how apple managed to convince the normies to buy those. Sooner or later they will fall out of your ears and go down some drain or similar. If you really need to have wireless headphones, why not simply use over ears? Quality will certainly be better as well.

However I have to give it to them, that the quality is absolutely amazing. I tried them from a friend and I didn't know that in-ears can sound that good. But I have to mention as well that I never heard other ear buds in that price range. The pair I own cost me like 120$ and they sound extremely inferior. So I think they are worth the money, but they should have at least some strap attached or something.

He's 100% right though and you're probably a nigger yourself if you don't understand what he's saying

you have to be 18 to post here

this confused me as hell, is this aimed at toddlers?

triblal earings are mega-gay

Have sex

When I was young, candy bars only cost a nickel!

I got a theory Apple secretly told their marketing team to make Airpods a meme

I feel like I'm getting old.

Isn't this just a roundabout way of asking, "Why are millennials stupid?"

Pride

Nah. He's missing the gorilla lips. He looks like a wetback to me.

It's actually simple. Watch that video, and realize that Apple's advertisements are totally unlike that of other companies. Other companies try to advertise their products by showing off the functionalities.
Lenovo, or Microsoft make commercials that are kind of like car commercials. You can tell it has a high budget, but in the end it's still trying to show the product off.
youtube.com/watch?v=5os2_-kezgo
But the video you posted barely even features the product. It's more like a perfume commercial.

Nobody of importance thinks that AirPods are a status symbol. This is an Apple advertisement for morons.

Most companies don't have the luxury of not advertising practically, because they have to exist in the sphere that they say they exist in. As in, Microsoft, Lenovo, Dell, they're tech companies and have to act like tech companies. Apple don't exist as a tech company, and their tech isn't bought because it's tech. Apple are a jewelry company whose jewelry just happens to be tech.

t.

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They're still junk.

Not him but I remember just how glorious it was as a child finding a porno mag innawoods, now my toddler sees porn pop up as I try to start Winnie the Pooh, that creates a world of difference and likely a future lack of creativity by always being served any sort of media but that remains to be seen

fathers are realistic and have expectations.
moms are just happy that their kids are happy.