Gore thread

Gore thread

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Fucking hell, how is that even possible..

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18 months alone in the dark, gentoo starts to fester, mutate

why is it that people cum on their keyboards? I hear jokes about sticky keyboards and such every so often, like it's a common occurrence for people. Do people actually do this? Is it accidental or intentional? Is it like a 'don't knock it till you try it, bro' thing?

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> Do people actually do this?
Accidentally.
> sticky keyboards
Could just spill the coke or jam on it. Anything sugary will do, and it's much more nutritional for a mold, than semen.

They probably spilled soda on it and then tossed it into a storage room.

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>Could just spill the coke or jam on it
no user you're supposed to snort the coke while you jam it in, THEN you cum all over it

whats the matter its just moss pusy you would never survive in the real world

you've missed the point of Jow Forums gore threads

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Why the fuck would you use a laptop to watch porn

cmon /gbros!!!

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prepare your anus /g

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>moss
fucking retard

Bump.

Sometimes I tribute my screen, but I clean it after.

NOPE

what bugs even are those?

What wrong with this? I dot that all the time

moltings from roaches. gross but not at all surprising.

>when the PS4 temps go over 40

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what the fuck are those? bedbugs?

nevermind i didnt see the 2nd pic

He's raggin on your cord, man.

it's an all in one PC

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this looks like years before watercooling was mainstreamed, not so much gore

user left his cum sock inside his 'secure' laptop as he hid it from his mom

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Yup, my '05 homemade WC, worked really good for the time with an aquarium pump and a car radiator

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continue

Underrated post.

How well it worked? You know, is not stupid if it works. And if you ask me it doesn't look too bad.

They are roach egg casings

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LTT has been pretty wild lately.

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I cum on the wall. I like watching it drip down.

How is this gore? There's no power running through it and as long as he plugged up the breathing hole on the ihs, it should be fine.

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What is he doing

Sharpening the processor

Lapping the processor. They're slightly not-flat, which leads to slightly-not-perfect contact with the cooler. Sanding the cooler and CPU down like this improves contact, which improves cooling, etc.

underrated

>don't actually do this
is he forced to show this now?

Lesson learned, don't cum on your keyboard kid.

How do you take a shit in that?

No, canadians are just that timid by default.

Where did this meme come from? It's silly. You do recall that Canada invaded the United States, once, right?

>mfw I picked up a similar looking HP all in one PC up that I found in the garbage the other day

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This problem is easily avoidable by keeping a trashcan near your desk that you can cum into. But for some reason my friends think I'm weird for doing this.

I kid you not, my mum treats her bloody laptop like a tray, balances biscuit crumbs everywhere i can see how that'd happen with a bit of moisture.

you mean that time before Canada was a country?

There's nothing wrong with this, as evidenced by the video you took this from. It worked afterwards without issue.
If you're even more of a brainlet than the people at LTT you should leave here and never return.

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My perspective on keyboards changed after some guy found out that keyboards are dirtier than toilets.

WASH YOUR HANDS PEOPLE

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cummies

Well kinda, for the american audience you kinda need to explain the obvious stuff. This is also the reason when you check benchmarks there is a "higher/lower is better" explanation for the graphs because americans kept misinterpreting it.

Somebody please post the Pee dust story

do it yourself nigger

>being on r^ddit
>omitting the fact that this was in a recycling center anyways and the shit was going to be thrashed

From my personal Gaymen rig from years ago

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Pro tip, never use distilled water in custom loops.

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damn, why the shitload of fan controllers

Why're you cooling the back of the socket?

Makes me feel more like a gamer.

It's 1 controller and was running 13x 7W RGB fans.
Keyword being was*
I gutted most of it and am waiting for Zen3 or 10nm Intel chips to make a new build with Zero RGB in a closed non gaymen case.

Lowers CPU temps on some combos.
It's a good 1-2C drop at Max load.
Back of the socket gets pretty hot.

>Zen3
Still a gaymer I see...

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To be fair that joke of a laptop mainboard in there is more disgusting than the bugs

>Pretending to be retarded

Yes, it's retarded to laugh at someone waiting for hardware that hasn't been announced yet. Or better yet, its predecessor's consumer models haven't even been put on sale yet.

Listen here you quad nigger.
I've been using a 2600k since 2011.
I can wait until june to see if zen 3 is any good.
Using quad-core to render is frustrating

I'd think you were pretending to be retarded, but that case said otherwise. 3000 series is Zen 2. Now go play some Fortnite with your fellow middle schoolers.

distilled water is the absolute best to use in a custom loop, just don't mix metals and use an anti-corrosive and a biocide.

>Merely pretending
Go back to R eddit, then KYS

That's exactly what it was.
4 weeks and clogged blocks later.
I've used conventional fluid for years without issue. First try to distilled water and biocide failed in 4 weeks.

>calls himself Linux Tech Tips
>only shills Microshit Winblows

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he's heating up the processor so it can start faster.

He had 1 chance to put a big mac on a mac and he chose 5 guys.... typical mac user

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>quad-core

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>5 guys on a mac
>not seeing the gay reference
lolwut

sure why not

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If it works then it's not stupid

ya you're right just after we burned down the white house

I like my 8 core processor...

>Microshit Winblows

Oh, look at the edgy 1998 teenager.

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What is going on here?

t. Tech noob.

GPU too big, heatsink on mobo in the way, had to bend heatsink to make room

Heatsinks are just metal prongs?

pretty much, the fans are there to "throw" the hot air away

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What is this? People keep saying cum but my cum doesn't look like this.

Oily/greasy fingers using it and then it gets packed away without cleaning. Fast forward to when you "find your old laptop" a year later and this is what happens.

It's clocked at 5.1ghz 1.55v
But still, 4 cores in 2019 is suffering

Bullshit. Yesterday I opened my old netbook -which, according to the last time I updated Windows, I hadn't used since September 2016- and it's keyboard was clean as a whistle.