Assange's cat is safe

Assange's cat is safe.

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Happy caturday

thank fucking god.

I can has diplomatic immunity?

>the important state secrets are on a thumb drive up the cat's ass

I don't think something like that would be difficult to implement if you were so inclined.

kek

usb in pooper
until the cat shits.
btw have you ever tried sticking even a small object up a cats ass? its not as easy as youd think.

No, I mean the concept behind it. You can store a lot in a real small footprint these days, and there are plenty of places in an organism where such a thing would cause minimal discomfort and not be easily visible.