It is me, the Oracle of Jow Forums
You may ask me one question per ID, but only on your first post.
If your post number is odd, the answer is YES.
If your post number is even, the answer is NO.
GETs will get more accurate answers.
Anons are also welcome to chill and be /comfy/
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Will I get laid in the near future to a hot Spanish girl from Spain.
For one to GET laid one must set aside debauchery of animes, maymays and try to be a responsible person even if for a while
You may be able to GET laid in near future with an average american girl, don't treat her like she is less then a hot spanish girl from spain, she can be a nice companion if you help her grow into one
Can the workers plz plz plz stop making so much noise outside my apartment so I can get some sleep?
It seems my divination is for the unlucky side today
SHUT UP
I am just trying to help
No need to rustle your jimmies
Nice gifs, you have more kind Poland user?
can we bring giraffes to america
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hello mr oracle man should i make some more tea?
I think there are giraffes on some places in america
They call those places ZOOs
Tea, coffee and other infusions are always good
The ceremony of making, the possibility of sweets on the side, the hot beverage
All combined make for a good experience
Thanks for stopping your destructive urges moments before hitting that innocent person
heck you what a cop-out
man I wasn't aiming for the trips but it's still kinda sad to be off by one
I have this one as wallpaper if you are interested
Double off by one
Congrats
I WANT A REROLL
Do I deserve love
Will I ever find another girl as good as the last?
Pay me in two (2) cute cat pics and i shall provide a new divination post for you
GETs come and go
You will have your moment on a far greater then a puny quad
Try having better file names then double strings of numbers
Get rid of depressive maymays (not saying this one is)
Ask this question for yourself, not for a random cat poster on the chin
Also ask yourself
Do you want to love yourself?
It may not be the first one
But she is out there waiting for you
A heart as damaged as yours
She will hold on waiting
As will you
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Will I get laid in the near future to a hot Spanish girl from Spain.
I see my oracling powers did not fail the first time
I hope you understand
Enlightened,
thanks mate
How would you r8 my bath safety?
Rated as "yes"
This is brazilian levels of shower
Brazilians usually die in the shower fyi
I've been up since yesterday I think I should go to bed
You really should
Have some good sleps *H** P**T
will I get super rich?
Can one really change? If the answer is yes then how? I have made lots of plans for myself during collage. Now I am about to graduate next year, and it seems like I didn't get anything done. No, not a single one. My academic performance is rather terrible that I can barely get my degree. I didn’t make any friend beside my roommate and the other weeb from my uni. In addition, I haven’t tried to find a job yet while most of my classmates got their offers. It is not hard to see I fucked up my college life. It doesn’t mean I want to remain this way, but whenever I want to change for the good I can’t keep on for long and soon retreat to the world of animate for I simply can’t see any hope there.
You already are
But not in the monetary meaning of the word
This is all i have to say
Buckle up
You are in for a ride of answers
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Thou shall receive what asked
>You may ask me one question per ID
So I can ask multiple questions?
thanks user
Are we going to find extraterrestrial life or tracks of it within my lifetime?
Will I ever be truly, truly happy from the inside?
C:
Will I ever recover?
No
Unless you change ID's
The strongest ice cream!
Thanks
Not you, maybe the person you turn into in some time
But the you now that goes into divination get threads on /bant; can't possibly be happy from inside
We all will user
This is a cheesy answer but time heals all
You didnt answer my question
I did, was a YES
We will find extraterrestrial life bery soon
But it will be lame-ish and kinda forced as a news
Wait to see the real news tho
OH FUCK YES, I CANT WAIT
Test
Tis not a test if you know it will work
No I ment to test the tripcode not changing id
What are the real news?
Inner peace is important, I get it. But the pressure comes from worrying about the future won't just go away. What if I can't support my parents when they are old? What if all of my classmates make the grade while I become a loser? What if I die alone? Yes having these fears won't help me a bit but... Sorry for taking up your time. This the question only I can find answer for. Much appreciate your help.
Will I ever find a girl I feel love for again?
Will I ever get the KOT?
will I win my bet
Can't say for sure, oracling is very hazy
Don't worry too much
This prevents you from achieving what you really need to
Seriously, just be a good cookie, this is more then enough
Not in the way you felt for the first time
You will have different types of love from now one
No and no
I now shall take my leave
Thanks for being here guys
Stay safe and be comfy
>Not in the way you felt for the first time
I haven't felt connected to her like any other person. I just feel isolated now. If its not that, then I don't know if I want it. But thank you.
Have a good day.
People change
New experiences arise
Don't fret, grit your teeth
Let the sun many times rise
am I going to make it
Rip.
Am I?
When does he come for me?
WWIII this year?
YES
Are you concerned about those because there is a real risk or you are just bored?
I was AWOL at the time of this post
Also thread was out of divination powers
But you can still believe in it if your heart will warm up