It is me, the Oracle of Jow Forums

It is me, the Oracle of Jow Forums
You may ask me one question per ID, but only on your first post.
If your post number is odd, the answer is YES.
If your post number is even, the answer is NO.

GETs will get more accurate answers.
Anons are also welcome to chill and be /comfy/
Good Music:
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Will I get laid in the near future to a hot Spanish girl from Spain.

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For one to GET laid one must set aside debauchery of animes, maymays and try to be a responsible person even if for a while
You may be able to GET laid in near future with an average american girl, don't treat her like she is less then a hot spanish girl from spain, she can be a nice companion if you help her grow into one

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Can the workers plz plz plz stop making so much noise outside my apartment so I can get some sleep?

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It seems my divination is for the unlucky side today

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SHUT UP

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I am just trying to help
No need to rustle your jimmies
Nice gifs, you have more kind Poland user?

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