Apple makes high quality products...

Apple makes high quality products. Treat yourself to a new Apple device today! Or if you are poor save your money and one day you will be able to afford true excellence.

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>treat yourself

every time I hear this I want to punch the dumb fucking marketer drone in their dumb face

>high quality
i preffer 25 low quality over 1 high quality

Can't deny Apple's premium status.

t. Sony Smartphone department (F)

Only the highest echelon will understand the true meaning of treating yourself to Apple's premium brand products. Made with love in Cuppertino.

Apple is an abomination

I recently played with the new Macbooks at Costco. The keyboards are the worst fucking thing I've ever typed on in my entire life. I was physically repulsed after messing with one. I literally don't want any Apple products. At all. Nothing they have is desirable to me.

Even kids in the ghetto have iPhones because everyone just has it on contract. Rich or poor, any faggot can have an iPhone.

> true excellence
ahahaha iTODDLERS BTFO YET AGAIN, FOR ETERNITY!

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>The keyboards are the worst fucking thing I've ever typed on in my entire life
really tempted to go to my nearest apple cuck store and check it out, only so i can have a laugh at it.
>Nothing they have is desirable to me.
i've felt the same way ever since i was forced to use apple computers at school 30 years ago. they were shit-tier and useless then and nothing has changed today when i am forced to use their useless and under-performing machines.

>high quality

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>Made with love in Cuppertino

Well, if the Foxconn sweatshop in which every Apple product is made is in the town of Ku-per-ti-no, China, that could be true.

>Only the highest echelon will understand the true meaning of treating yourself to Apple's premium brand products
Pfhhhaaahahahahaha. Apple is what poor people aspire to buy, like a BMW or gold-plated jewlery.

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>high quality

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>high quality

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Anyone seeing the pattern with this and all these smartphones that are exploding?

I forgot what I was gonna say. Anyway iToddlers btfo and the whole schtick I guess.

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You forgot your Satania gif. Here, You can use this one.

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More and more Indians coming online nowadays... Go subscribe to T series or something.

>drop the computer to fix it

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>true excellence
You may not like it, but this is true excellence

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>Peter Griffin
So you're targeting the simple minded who laugh at the most effortless humor?
Are you sure you're in the right place?

> tesla
> the automotive equivalent of apple.
no thanks, elon.

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No Pajeet, I won't do the needful.

But isn't it true? Both companies sucker people with more money than brains, posting their products as the second coming while, in reality, they're average at best.

>high quality
argue that one to Rossman, apple shill

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>save up for Apple
>buy used device
>Apple update bricks old iOS hardware

>high quality products

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Facts aren't things you can make up.

Ok Tim now go back to sucking your boyfriends dick

>Apple makes high quality products. Treat yourself to a new Apple device today! Or if you are poor save your money and one day you will be able to afford true excellence.

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>>apple makes high quality products
>limited range of devices
>every generation has recall issues
>sometimes multiple generations have the same recall issues
They take so long to refresh each fucking thing they make and yet they still often make the same mistakes, or make new dumb ones.

You are a fucking faggot shill

>How much does apple pay you to shill on Jow Forums
>Do you feel happy about your life
>What poor decisions did you make that led you to this point

OP your life is a fucking waste of space you had dreams did you not like we all did you wantyed to be something one day now look at you a shell spitting out advertisements on Jow Forums for probably shit pay


Get your fucking life together OP