Programming language stereotypes

Is java language of poos?

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Java: Language of Poos
JavaScript&Python: Language of Children
Perl: Language of Wizards
C++: Language of Patricians
C: Language of old UNIX men

c is the language of wizards
old unix men are wizards
unix is an old wizard tower

What language should I learn not to be laughed at?

C and the basics of x86 assembly.

Fuck x86 assembly, I’ve never seen a worse clusterfuck
ARM assembly is where it’s at now

Based Sunmi

Lisp

C++ really isn't bad for that. Maybe it's a bit bloated, but if you understand it, the new features and the legacy C stuff, noone can at least claim that you are a brainlet.

All Haskell users look like Mr. Haskell Curry himself

Rust: SJWs
Smalltalk: Delusional academics
Go: Dependent autists
PHP: Boomer webdevs

Kotlin is the language of leftist hipsters

Javascript. A language for people who hate learning and want to be referred to as coders.
Python. A language for big babies and a few smart people who use it well.
C. The single malt scotch of programming languages.
C++. A fine but bloated language. Not very nice to look at. Like your mother.
Rust. A silly little joke language.
Java. A language for Indians and people who will ultimately die sad and alone.
Ruby. A language solely for big babies. Completely worthless in every way.
Julia. A language for people who get bored easily.
Haskell. King of the functional jungle.

>Julia. A language for people who get bored easily.
is this true?
im so bored of life i would not care if i died rn

I am a bit autist
how do you guys find job after mastering some language, do I just work on independent project until someone notices??

Thanks for admitting Eunuchs weenies are virgins.

If you're looking for a non-webdev job, mastering programming languages isn't enough. You also need to know what to do with those languages (graphics, simulation, embedded, specialization in some OS, well-known frameworks, etc..).

What about C# ?

>salty NEETcucks hating Java
You fa/g/otts always put a smile on my face.
t. A literal pajeet.

>What about C# ?

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C# was developed long before him by white men.

learn comfy js and php and get a gf. so when somebody laughs at you because they speak cobol, fortran and C you can say you have a gf. checkmate virgins.

C# is for people who want easy cross platform capabilities and realise Java is shit

C#: Washed up Gamedevs and poos, also Microsoft shills

Worse than Java. The language design itself isn't bad but it's so heavily locked into the Microshit ecosystem that you'll end up running it on Windows Server on Azure and it will be broken on everything else.

>Is java language of poos?
look up anything java related on youtube

Learn Julia