Im lonely please talk to me

Im lonely please talk to me

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Hi lonely I'm dad :)

Hi dad, I'm Masturbating

are you grill?

Hi dad! Why did it take you 15 years just to buy some cigaretes?

No
3d or 2d?

Neither. Filthy degenerate

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>not masturbating to your imagination

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No

Then what are you masturbating to?

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But are you imagining 2d or 3d?

I decided to restrain my urges for I am the king of bant and kings do not masturbate.

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Pls :c
Not even in destroy Dick december?

2.5d

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The last three letters in my id are what I get from your mom!

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Send pictures of 2.5d women
:c

Do you /sip/?

Not sure what that is but im going to anwser yes

What are you doing up so late mate?

Not sure man, I just stayed up till 5am one night a few months ago and now I cant fix my sleep schedule anymore. What about you?

I have nothing valuable to say thus resulting in a boring conversation.

They’re in my mind

Do you /sip/ Monster zero ultra? But really all energy drinks are considered a /sip/ too.

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Ah right, that's pretty hard to fix without a couple days off work or college or whatever

Just got in from the pub, decided to check r/banter before beddybyes

How's your day been?

Can you draw them please?
We dont have monster zero ultra here, But I do /sip/ every few days or so
Never been to a pub before since I im too socially retarded. Do you do anything interesting there other than just drink alcohol and talk to people?

Like this

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Boring and repetitive

Pretty gay if you ask me
Same here, but at least the holidays start soon so I won't need to go to uni for a week.

On another note, what music does r/banter listen to?

listening to this rn soundcloud.com/spicynoodles-709715273/night-tempo-destiny

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Lnot the genre I usually listen to, but it sounds really nice. Thank you c:

There was a live band a mate of mine plays lead guitar in so I went down to watch tonight

sometimes I play pool and try my luck with girls on a night out, sometimes it pays off

mostly just drinking though

hey

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Sounds kind of boring. How often do you get girls?
Hey jew. I started reading the bi le because you told me to. Its more interesting than I expected it to be, thanks for that. How's your life been?

same as last time we talked, daily existential crisis, working out, reading, playing vidya...

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Maybe once every two or three weeks, girls are pretty down for it these days

Yeah it's kinda boring some nights, but there's not much to do here

Based Fitness Mateo

Same here, with the addition of school. What are you reading right now?
Im going to Dublin in a few months, anything I specific I should do there?

im still with the bible, 713/1622, im slow as fuck

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Who wants to suck my bepper?

Nigga you gay

Stay away from Temple Bar, place is a tourist trap, will overcharge you for pints like a bastard

Visit the Japanese Gardens at the National Stud if you're looking for a nice view, place is beautiful, if you want to see some cool revolution era militaria go to Richmond barracks, and if you're interested in alcohol do the Guinness storehouse tour

I usually read 50 or so pages of it before taking a short break to read something else and then get back to the bible. Right now im reading Leopardi

Thanks for the help, I appreciate it.
What else did you do other than going to a bar today?

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i hate romanticism with all my soul

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I was at work for most of the day mate, massive fucking burst pipe in the town, had to dig the whole road up

What about you mate, anything intradasting?

Why is that? :c
Sounds like a lot of work I wouldnt be able to do myself. I've dont nothing much today. Maninly just studying and reading

Can I fuck your girl/boipucci?

Ahah, it wasn't just me, had four other council workers with me, it's not too tough with a few strong lads

What have you been reading mate?

because most romantic writers were far away from the reality of their time and just wrote stupid stuff. good fiction tho

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God hates fags
I've been reading the bible and Leopradi

God loves fags

I would agree with you most of the time, but Leopardi still makes some very good poems, even if they're far from the reality of their time. I especially liked the infinite.

Love knows no bounds

I covered the bible in school, never really looked into philosophy though

have you read leopardi's biography? he didnt work a single day of his life. yeah his poems are pretty good emotionally speaking, but he didnt innovate in anything

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Does Slovenia suck?

Did you not cover philosophy in school?
I have, yeah. But I don't see a need for him to innovate something in order to be a good poet. I'm not praising him for much, and I agree with you that he's not as good as people say he is, he's still above average in terms of skill if you ask me though.

I sure hope not

Nah, I didn't do PsyPhil in school, I took metalworking instead

Here you cant really choose what to do in school. You just have about 50 or so different types of high schools (like gymnasiums, woodworking, IT etc.) and getting accepted into uni depends on which high school you went to.

how big is benis?

that's an interesting system, here you study the 3 mandatory subjects, (Irish, English and Maths) and choose 4 from about 20 or so optional subjects

In your final exam each result is graded and given a number of points (from 0 to 70/ 0 to 100 depending on whether you do honors or ordinary level)

then you apply to up to 10 college courses of choice and those with the highest total points get in

Sounds like a much better system than ours. Im going to go study chemistry a bit and then go to sleep. Good night, cya whenever.

Sounds good mate, world will always need chemists

Night mate, enjoy your trip here

night

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