>*bzzt bzzt eouuurrrrggght! pop*
>hello hue mans
>weve come to see your technology
well what do you show him?
*bzzt bzzt eouuurrrrggght! pop*
Matthew Allen
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youtube.com
youjizz.com
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Nolan Gomez
games dude
Owen Brown
*bend over*
*remove tail vibrator*
teehee xP
Kevin Baker
Sebastian Collins
I ask him to look down the barrel of my shotgun.
Then I pull the trigger.
Caleb Ross
I teach them about Electron and ask them to kill us all.
Jonathan Stewart
emacs unironically
William Russell
i want to fuck an alien!
Tyler Davis
Christian Jones
I show him a twitch thot channel and ask him to please nuke earth
Gabriel Peterson
based and white
Jeremiah King
>There's a magical wand I hid behind that box, bend and reach for it, it's all yours
>Really? Thanks earthling! What does it do?
>Oh, you know, stuff... I really didn't invented it or used it but look's pretty neat
>Alien bends, I grab extinguisher
>Bash its pale head with extinguisher
>Oh, nevermind *I pulls down my pants* it was here all along
>Force myself into it
>Alien tries to scream for help
>Bash it again
>It is alive but doesn't move anymore
>Squeeze every last drop of semen into its tight ass
>Wait for it to regain consciousness
>Alien all tied up
>Clean this mess I say as I rub my dick on its left cheek
>No
>About to swing the extinguisher
>Alien starts sucking
>Told you it was magic, it turns anyone into my bitch
Kayden Allen
shit my sides
Adam Stewart
I have a neural network consisting of 140 million parameters trained using the latest GPU technology to classify different anime girls
Brody Jones
god
Joseph Walker
"nuke the entire planet and go away"
Ryan Martin
This.
Cameron Murphy
The fuck dude?
Brandon Phillips
muh deek
Kevin Brooks
based!
Tyler Hill
meme
flat earth society
Jaxson Martinez
Adam Perez
my dick
Jackson Ward
I show him documentation on atomic bombs, for the lulz.
Henry Walker
>open here for flexzone
xD EPIC
Adrian Long
Aliens dropped bombs on earth that killed the dinosaurs retard. There was an alien war between two advanced species.
the asteroid killing dinosaurs is bullshit.
Jason Ross
Kayden Bell
CERN's hadron collider and the Wendelstein 7-X stellarator. They'll see that we are yet too primitive for them to hassle and fuck off, hopefully.
Julian Phillips
onaholes
Josiah Flores
You passed the best thing we got on the way in, space nigger.
Jason Martin
They know how to travel in spaceships but not how to make nukes?
Lincoln Young
They can compare how good our nuclear weapons technology is to their own.
Lucas Reed
What is this, user?
Oliver Young
ur mum
John Sanders
a pussy
Kayden Diaz
Citations needed for those strong claims, user.
Isaac Young
That's fuckin' hot...
Nolan Smith
youtube.com
She talks about our evolution, technology and a lot of stuff. Fuck darwin.
Elijah Rodriguez
a wii controller, to save humanity i must show those space niggers who's in charge around these parts and anal probe them before they do the same to me
Josiah Turner
fuck off space niggers we're full
Ayden Jackson
hentai
Jordan Hughes
okay, this is epic.
Dominic Sanders
they already talked to our scientists and politicians. They were the first ones on earth. Earth is so old our human brains can't comprehend it. Its more than a trillion years old. I have no fuckin idea.
Joshua Richardson
Our technology is their technology. They gave us some, the rest we stole it.
Aiden Murphy
Carson Jones
>hue man
Call the Brazilians, they know what to do.
Austin Hill
>hue mans
show him sopa de macaco
Adrian Martinez
i-is that you, Jiren?
Thomas Torres
incel
Grayson Moore
Caleb Harris
i got it right here, alien friend
Lincoln Allen
greetings earth scum!!!&&*&*&*&*&*777777*alien GOO slime noisesss***&*** yuo think you are worhty of atterntion form grolouius alieb race??*****u lickle SHIT!!""££ *zzzzzzzbbbbbbbbttt** prepare to meet your maker you lil faggozoid!!! *AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAPPPPP&*******&&&&& BZAPPED!!! YOUR FINISHED!!!
Parker Taylor
mmm sopa de macaco, uma delícia
Noah Gonzalez
Hudson Gomez
What is that and where can I get one so I can fuck it?
Hunter Morgan
>tfw no reptilian gf to help destroy humanity with
Owen Jackson
Teledildonics
Carter Parker
My webdev portfolio
Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan White
>well what do you show him?
The stock of my AK.
Landon King
They immediately turn the other direction.
Landon Evans
We analprobe them.
Ryder Russell
Jonathan Allen
Our lord and savior.
Jayden Carter
Ian Rogers
fidget spinner
Daniel Hill
Spot the differences
Thomas Sanders
show him my bepis and exclaim:
>bring your alien waifus to me!
Jayden Ward
Jaxson Edwards
Based and analprobepilled.
Brayden Evans
I had a genuine giggle there.
Jacob Reed
>*bzzt bzzt eouuurrrrggght! pop*
what did he mean by this?
Luke Carter
Top kek
Jayden White
>hue mans
Show him cachaça.
Gabriel Ortiz
I show him Is Any One Ups collection of bholes because I know my nigga wants to PROBE
Ryan Scott
javascript
Alexander Anderson
Shitskin detected
Andrew Cox
oh no, I've been exposed, what will I do?!
oh right, keep raping the alien
Aiden Jones
>humans defeat alien invaders with this 1 weird trick