Is there anyone on this board that ever had a visit from the partyvan for Jow Forums-related business? What happened?

Is there anyone on this board that ever had a visit from the partyvan for Jow Forums-related business? What happened?

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I don't believe you Jow Forums

>the fbi is worried about a bunch of unemployed faggots on a korean deep sea diving basket weaving forum

>Implying that Jow Forums visitors don't do other stuff beside visiting Jow Forums and are 100% clean

CIA once kidnaped me and made me to take DMT. They locked me in basement and while i was tripping they told me to speak to dimensional aliens. I was like k. Aliens told me to fuck off and then i wake up in my bed. It wasnt dream.

There was an user from the uk here last week who got a visit from the party van to his home because he uploaded fucking loli to THIS VERY WEBSITE (sauce was pixiv, if I remember correctly).

He has to appear in court and will become a fucking pariah to his friends, family and society, all because of ONE drawn image.

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Hosted a webserver. Some faggot found my address and I was swatted.

They found some weed and I'm luckily in Canada so it was only confiscated.

Imagine not doing your best to escape that shithole

I even moved to this shithole 2 years ago because tax is lower than in Germany. Where should I move next?

Let's be real user, like wrote why thousands of government employees with nothing to do but possible access to everyone's photos and videos (cameras?) care about you? Are you a terrorist?
If your a cute girl then security is a issue, they want your nudes. Otherwise continue being ugly, literally irrelevant.

>DUDE WEED LMAO

0/10 bait, try harder next time

Somewhere with higher taxes. You get the government you pay for.

I am under investigation for posting an 'indecent' image on /b/ AMA.

What country?
Or if you don't want to tell us, is it part of 5 eyes?

UK

Are you this guy

Yes. It was not loli though it was some mock up image and the girl looked real (although it is debatable as to if it was from real CP or whether he shooped it from a photo).

Lmao should have paid your porn license.

Shit, I thought it was loli but now I do recall it was some realistic 3d shit.

Have you told your parents yet? If so, how did they react?

Nobody knows yet. The investigation could take some time since I had a lot of hard disks full of pirated stuff. I'm choosing my time. Suicide is also an option but I am looking at every other avenue before that.

Help me annex your country so it can be fixed

Please don't kill yourself over 1 indecent image. I can't imagine what you're going through but you have another chance at life after this is all over.

Do you consider yourself a pedophile or did you start viewing this stuff after regular porn didn't do it for you anymore (dopamine related issues)

The latter and having my misogynist views backed up by social engineering.

Anime and this site did not help matters. I only have myself to blame but this site did have a helping hand in things as I had never been exposed to such things until I found this place. I never knew what the word incel meant until I came to this site.

>third world country
>massive hack as a form of demonstration against some political reform bullshit
>participated in some shit
>hackers start getting jailed
>lol lrn2sec
>Cops bang my door
>Ask if someone with my same name, almost same last name lives somewhere on the neighborhood since they've been looking for them
>Reply nah, close the door
It was scary

99% of the posters in this thread glow in the dark

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I wish I was larping. You would think I would stay away from this site altogether but I am already in too deep. So what the hell.

For any other anons who currently look at cheese pizza you should take a look at www.stopitnow.org as there is hope. Keep it to yourself and keep it in your pants or you may end up doing something stupid like me.

Consider applying for Irish citizenship and fleeing the country, if you have an Irish grandparent at least.

brit niggers BTFO

Explain yourself.

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It's not Jow Forums related, but a Jow Forumsentooman who posted here recounted his tale in a thread last year. He said he'd just come out of prison and needed some tech info or some shit since "times a changin".
He'd posted here, however many years before:
>party van outside my house, deleting everything and it's fucking slow
or some shit, with screenshots of his progress lol
He was obviously v& soon after.
When pressed he laid it all out, and posted proofs of his imprisonment and all of it.
Lol.
He went to prison for larping as a jihadi on some kind of american msg service i've never heard of (not whatsapp; some kind of regional thing that only works short range).
Anyway, he was going on about how "the time is at hand bros" and shit like that, and some guy he was chatting to took it seriously and so user kept going.
"don't go to ___ tomorrow glory to the profit" and shit like that.
Anyway, turns out the guy on the other end was a fucking imam or muslim guidance councilor or some shit, who dobbed him in to the fbi.

Proceed to him getting vanned, anally reamed by the fbi and all his shit confiscated and scanned. Dunno how many of his memes and chinese cartoons he managed to erase with 1's and 0's before.

A fun, enlightening read. it's probably archived somewhere.

If you're in here somewhere you stupid dumbass, I hope you're doing okay and have stable tech employment these days.

lesson:
don't be retarded online; a honest muslim might just actually present themselves.

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A guy I know got caught buying drugs online, and while the cops were looking into that, they found all the school shooter memes he'd been posting.
He didn't go to jail, though. Just got a stern talking to, a mandatory visit to a psychiatrist (and presumably a fine for the drugs). Also his computer was confiscated for a few weeks.

I mean, a good chunk of Jow Forums posters are unironic pedophiles, so...

Any posts starting with anime girls and boys for instance.

No because I'm a obedient citizen.

>Imagine trying to escape a country instead of changing it for the better
Syrian stay mad

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Police came to my house because I posted suicidal thoughts on a forum.

>Police making a positive contribution to society
are you okay now user

Still depressed but I don't plan to kill myself and never tried.

>a good chunk
a loud minority

Quite ironic posting that cuck that already ensured he got an European pass so he can leave the UK once he cucked it through and through.

What does that have to do with reddit?

>Finland is literally strangling the non-pensioners to death with taxes
if only that was how it worked

Luckily the UK is not jail-happy like the US, so you probably won't have to go to prison for one sus 3D render.
You'll likely have to do a bunch of dumb stuff and life will be kinda shit for a while, but not suicide-tier.

wat

Hang in there buddy.

If your mum or dad didn't sign up for the foreign birth register before you were born, you're shit out of luck. I'm Murican and thought about becoming Irish to escape the cost of surgery. If only my great-grammy filled out some paperwork.

Honestly, the most practtical way out seems to be arranged marriage. I know that it's possible to become a dual citizen of Canada and the USA via marriage. My 1C1R did it and her husband gets to be a dual citizen too. I have a very close Canadian friend and we have discussed the possibiltiy of getting gay married. Plus I've wanted to travel to North Korea. I can't do that on a USA passport.