Aren't you embarrassed?

bleh

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I am a zoomer and I bought a Nokia because smart phones spy on you. (Born March 11th, 2000)

of some 17 year olds hand-me-down iPhone 5 while they've never had a job yet?

You mean Gen X? The edgy cynical anticapitalist generation?

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gen x is the lamest and most forgettable generation. at least millennials had a fuckin backbone

Based and redpilled.
Cringe and deleted.

Hah, just today I was contemplating getting an iPhone SE because Android has forgotten about compact phones and Sony just don't seem to want to sell their shit.
I'll still get it if I can get it for the $120 price tag I saw it yesterday.

>being this mad

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>iPhone SE because Android has forgotten about compact phones
bruh if ur gonna buy ancient tech you might aswell get a Oneplus X which is still relevant and compact

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I think what tech-autists don't realize is that normies just want a smooth brick with big buttons that do internet things, they're not concerned with privacy or functionality. They use like 5 apps at maximum for porn, music, and social media and that's it.

Apple is the king of selling pretty looking bricks that have big, aesthetic buttons that go do internet things.

For what? I don't rent ipajeets in my head for free.

Ya sorry bro smartphones are gay

I can't seem to find it anywhere

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>I can't seem to find it anywhere
mmhm?
there's lots everywhere even amazon for as low as 70 buxxx

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I'm not in the US. I don't want to deal with international shipping.

>I'm not in the US. I don't want to deal with international shipping.
I'm not in the US either, both my contry AND the US tho, have tons on sale

Check your local listings and stores, or stick to iphones

Say what you will about Apple but all of their phones since the 5S have the latest version of ios and can still be serviced.
Meanwhile my 3 year old Oneplus One got abandoned 2,5 years ago and I have to rely on a chink battery and the goodwill of the Lineage maintainers.

All I really wanted was iphone se shaped android :(

Hey, if I could walk to a store and get an Oneplus X, I would. They're simply not for sale anywhere.

>the most easily manipulated segment of the population gets manipulated by one of the largest marketing campaigns in human history

ALERT THE MEDIA

Zoomers know quality. You millennials could learn a thing or two from us

>most easily manipulated segment of the population

>hello yes this is steve michael i work for m$. i am contacting you because your computer is full of virus! i will get rid of them for you but there is a service fee, only $300. please do the needful
>oh okay, here is half of my social security check
>thank you kindly, virus are remove

>Aren't you embarrassed?
No. I'm not a zoomer.

>and Sony just don't seem to want to sell their shit.
Docomo was practically giving away the Xperia XZ2 Compact. Picked it up for less than 11k yen (about 100USD).
There's a lot of Docomo bloatware but I'm going through the process of uninstalling shit I'm not going to use. Real nice phone, though.

Zoomers and boomers fall for this.
Millennials are the only ones who don't.

>pays $60 dollars for a digital copy of a video game

>$60 dollars
>not paying $180 dollars for the version with the exclusive in-game mount
>not pledging $1500 dollars to a game that will never even come out to get access to the alpha test which would normally be something a company pays actual testers to play

>that'll be $200,000 for this piece of paper that might help you get a job
>we can offer you a low interest loan you can slowly pay back over the next 20 years

I feel that doesn't convey the pressure from boomers that said paper is REQUIRED to get a good job enough.

show cock

>also no bankruptcy because fuck you

ew it's that baby dick fag

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Some of them got fucked hard by having to take care of their boomer parents and their own children at the same time.

>kids like a toy
Wow

No, everyone uses a phone. Worrying about what other people use is childish.

>caring that tech incompetent retards are throwing money at literal cancer corporations and driving the paradigm of the entire industry towards anti-consumer shit?
>stop being childish

The US has free education. In fact, you get paid to go to school.

...this has now become a meme. Anyone who isn't a retard go back and read what it actually says. (hint, it isn't "own")

...

> a 5' phone is compact
It makes me sad that you are actually correct in the current year. If it had all the bands as the Oneplus One did I would get it in a hearbeat. Unfortunately I still have to use a g4 play because of work travel.

Stop posting pictures of my IRL wife.

>Aren't you embarrassed?
sucial pressure does not work on me so no.

iZOOMERS BTFO

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Based.

im a zoomer(19) who has an iphone r/AmA

How much do your AIDS treatments cost?

>zoomers
Is this word finally getting picked up by MSM? Are the days of autistic millenial bashing finally over?

no idea

What kind of job prospects do you have? Have you started training for a career yet or are you just going to fall into a minimum wage job in the service industry? Have you started nurturing any profitable skills?

>in the current year
it was always compact

I had a htc hd2 then a titan then a 1520 while u ifaggot normies were rocking 3.5", 4" and then 4.7" because u simply were told was the "right size"

faggot

>are you just going to fall into a minimum wage job in the service industry? Have you started nurturing any profitable skills?
>asking an itoddler

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How feminine is your penis?

>someone posts a retarded opinion
>picture has an iphone filename
EVERY
TIME

currently serving in the israeli military

No, I'm not american.

>millennials are born between 1980 and 2000
>zoomers are born between 1994 and 2010
what the fuck am I

was briefly worked in a tech company as a programmer before i enlisted.
currently working with networking in the army.
so i believe i could find a proper job once i leave the army

faggot

> Not caring for one-hand mode in android which just defeats the "size" issue

no u

The last good Samsung was the S5 for its perfect size and good specs, After that it all went downhill.

>plastic body
>plagued with screen issues, including burn in
>looks like shit
>touch jizz
lmao, they only stepped up their game with the S8.

dont mind him, he's just an early zoomie with nostalgia glasses about his first smartphone, like 50% of the people here whining about "big phones"

t. zoomer

t. zoomer

I'm old enough to have gone through all the size trends since the very first cellphones son

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t. boomer

Boomers with their green bubbles

When I read that healine I instantly understood where all this hatred for apple in the recent years comes from. Mind you, it was always there, but now it has reached insane levels.
Imagine being the nerdy, outcast kid that doesn't have the same smartphone as everyone else, imagine how much repressed anger you build up over the years.

Its just a phone, here's another (You) for your collection. :)

First, do you like it, how's browsing?
Look at everyone around. Most girls have iphone but like a quarter or less of guys around me. It promotional material I think.

>the average itoddler is a zoomer

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I'm 20. Are you whole? Social, does military make that difficult?

izoomers will defend this

Millennials want to belong so they conflate, blaming everyone.
Born about/around 1997+ and don't remember any 9/11/2001 stuff is kinda the best factor I think. Its not really important except to remember how massively butthurt they got at being called boomers, they still are.

it is fine, no expenses, so even with the extremely low salary(well below minimum wage here) i have enough to go out with friends on weekends.
military is mandatory, so all my close friends are either in the army too or going to get enlisted soon.

imagine being a zoomer

best gen

>Is that new?
No but you are.

Yes, I am embarrased for my generation.

It's pretty nice. I like not worrying about updates. I plan on trying to do something with it software wise.

macrumors.com/2019/04/08/iphone-teen-survey-piper-jaffray-spring-2019/
> "Taking Stock With Teens" survey of around 8,000 high school students
> 8000
> out of a population of 327 million
so, this is complete fucking bullshit.

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8000 would be a great sociological sample if properly selected.
Usually you use much less.

Nigger, my life is fucked up belief and you want me to care about what teenagers are shoving up their asses?

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based satania poster

Feels weird when I here people getting bullied at schools, in every school I've been in (7 in my years) there has never been any real bullying.
No one gave a shit what phone you had. No one even used iMessage (still don't, Messenger is the big thing here) so "green bubbles" weren't a thing either, Australian and 18 btw.

Do you understand how samples sizes work, user? As long as it was a diverse pool, such as wealthy schools, middling school, poor schools, location variation, etc. it's as accurate as it's going to it.

that white boy has very wide hips

I feel like I've seen people getting bigger butts in general. Probably another sign of the wests degeneration.

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oh no no no no

zoomers will defend this