I use an iPhone because I want Satania to pay attention to me.
I use an iPhone because I want Satania to pay attention to me
Easton Johnson
Lincoln Carter
I use LineageOS without google shitware because Tapris is best girl.
Aiden Perry
Gay.
Lucas Wood
OFTB SRELDDOT SOI
Michael Perry
Good taste.
Ian Martinez
Absolutely BTFO
Christopher Martin
I use an iPhone because I want people to think Im normal just like them
Joshua Ramirez
Sorry, but Satanichia is already taken
Mason Campbell
You don't have to degrade yourself to get her attention, just do some devilish deed and she'll come to your side!
Carter Brooks
I use an iPhone because the design and experience is smooth, and fuck actually doing work on your phone. I have my PC for that.
Oliver Reed
>I use an iPhone because the design and experience is smooth
Wait a couple updates and Apple will take care of that for you. Meanwhile 3 years later my S7 is still mostly lag free.
>and fuck actually doing work on your phone. I have my PC for that.
Message from boss: This one system has a weird issue, please check it out ASAP.
If I had an iPhone: Sorry, I won't be home until later tonight. Can it wait?
Me today: I'm not at home but I've sshed in, saw the issue, fetched a few files from my home PC, uploaded them and think I have it fixed. Tell me if the issue is still there.
Adam Gomez
Why are you working on your spare time? Are you a slave?
Lucas Moore
It's called flexible hours. I ultimately have more free time than if I was at the desk all day, but I have to be available when shit hits the fan.
Christopher Brooks
I find that very cute.
Jack Watson
>Wagie owns an android so he can work when hes off the clock
Jack Long
Yes and it beats being a NEET with no spending money, and wasting away behind a desk all day, both of which I've tried.
Jayden Lee
Using apple products is the most devilish of deeds
Brody Sanders
for me, it's mao
Jonathan Clark
mao more like lmao
ayy lmao
haha
Leo Roberts
Austin Smith
funny
Camden White
yeah
Joshua Hernandez
>not posting the posadist version
Owen Hughes
where did that frog get the money for his suit and meal?
Isaac Nelson
he inherited it like all good American frogs
Jayden White
>changing yourself for an anime bitch
Isaiah Green
>wagie slaves away for weeks just to buy a shitty iPhone that will be obsolete in less than a year that costs 2/3 of his entire paycheck
Ian Ramirez
Who's dis
Robert Hernandez
>not lineage with microg
user you still got google shitware
James Thompson
Asian-american girl who did some fetish porn under the name Mayli and Kelly Wang. She came from an incredibly rich family, hundreds of millions of dollar net worth, and now goes by the name Jiayi Wang. I think she also worked for Goldman Sachs at some point.
Gavin Mitchell
>microg
Useless botnet.