Why do hipsters love craft beer so much...

>fat
A feminine trait. Women naturally have higher body fat percentages.

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>drinking urine is manly.

tell me more kid

This fucking boomer meme. Hipsters drink piss like Pabst old man.

Wine makes you more fat, and has way to much sugar you fruit

>WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THINGS I DON'T?????

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Looks like you have plenty of estrogen pumping around your tofu body, fusspot

>bud and miller
That shit is just chemical flavoring, can lining is probably full of BPA. Drink something else.

Craft beer is pretty homo

So many metrosexual faggots in here concerned about getting fat. WHat the fuck.

Eat red meat, get pussy. Fucking s oyboys here are concerned they won't fit in their skinny jeans. s m h

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I can sense your Hebrew slave branding (a.k.a. your mutilated cock) all the way through the fiber optics and clover server.

>bud

Anheuser-Busch is owned by foreigners.
I'd trust beer made on someones fucking stovetop over that garbage.

imagine having opinions about what other men should and shouldn't drink

reddit go bacck

>drinking beer at all
I see you haven't taken the Jow Forumspill yet and become an alcoholic who only drinks whisky

I drink guinness, fight me fagget

What even is craft beer?

Whay is red meat

What about cocktails?

There’s nothing wrong with craft beer or beer in general. The Germans were drinking beer for years before they were conquered by the Jews.
The beer problem comes from the beer snobs who judge others on what beer they like. They always have to fucking talk about their stupid hometown brewed IPA that’s better than anything on this earth (even though almost every craft beer brewmaster thinks the key is more hops).
>oh dude you haven’t even tried real beer until you taste this
It’s preference, and if you’re so insecure that you have to correct someone who has a different taste, then you are the problem for not appreciating the fact that people are still legally allowed to drink beer.

That said, Founders Dirty Bastard is my favorite followed by Sam Adams Boston Lager.
Rebel Yell is my favorite drink in general, however.

If you have so big favorite beer collection then youre (closet) faggot

What the fuck are you talking about? You should learn to speak English, you idiot.

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Shut up american idiot read what i said to you its not hard to understand retard
Deutsch milf porn is good

>craft beer
because they're virtue signaling pukes. When did microbrews become CRAAHHFFFT beers? When hipsters had to come up with a new fucking name.

>>hops are estrogenic
Phytoestrogen == Onions

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Beer and wine have been marketed specifically to promote gender inversion for centuries. It was the original S O I.

in antiquity and the early middle ages , wine was seen as masculine and beer as feminine. Brewing beer was for women (alewives). The beer=male, wine=female is the exact opposite of the truth in terms of hormonal effects.

Then at some point some German nobles started normalizing hopped beer (hops previously were used for menstrual medication for women due to estrogenic effect) to pacify men for generations.

Look at all the butthurt being passed around in this thread... keep drinking your hipster phytoestrogen craft beers and stay flabby..
If you look anything like OP's pic, you're a faggot.
t. chad

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Any man who drinks wine should be castrated.

They like it because it's "special" and it gives them a reason to brag about something other people don't know about because obviously "lmfao you don't know about obscure craft beer #275954? but it's so fucking IN, how can you not know that?"

In France, drinking American-made piss is the latest hipster trend. Hipsters gotta hipstery.

I like Bud Lite.

I make my own, I am not a fan of overhopped beers.

>low IQ globalist detected
Craft beer is made locally and the money actually supports your town, region and state. Support local businesses you stupid faggot.

Beer is for girlie men, real men drink vodka or whisky. No ice, no mixer.

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OY VEY GOYIM
how dare you drink different beers that appeal to your different tastes at different times?

DRINK SHLOMOBEER!

>not wanting to be in prime physical shape at all times if/when the shit starts finally popping off

And there’s nothing wrong with that. You probably spent a lot less money than me, so good on you.

Fuck you, Dry Apple Cider. Seriously, grab a couple gallons of pressed cider and ferment it with nottingham yeast.

Based. Thank you for being original and having your own taste for beer.

I like to function after one drink but c'mon you can't slam whisky at a tailgate...or can you?

I’ve managed bars in the US. When hipsters became a thing, PBR came back big. I started out with a keg of PBR and hipsters didn’t buy it. I then switched to 16oz cans of PBR and it sold like hot cakes. Why? Hipsters don’t want PBR in a plain pint glass that looks like they might be drinking Bud Light or Miller Lite like a pleb. No, they need the label because they need you to KNOW they’re drinking PBR. Fucking faggots.

Drink up, user

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>hops are estrogenic so high-hop content beer has a feminizing effect?
what

Fuck you, homebrewing your own beer from home grown hops is redpilled

Beer culture is white culture, despite the douchey faggots that partake. Only white peoples have made beer worth a shit. Even in CA the fancy breweries all white owned, white ran, have overwhelmingly white employees. Customer base is also mostly whites. I know of one breweries in NY owned by a darkie, and that’s about it. So cry about what others enjoy drinking all you want just know, attacking beer culture is attacking white culture. If you do you’re just a no good Jew faggot.

For me, it's ice cold steel reserve.

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Bourbon Barrel Ale is god tier

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all my drunken highschool memories come flooding back to me

I want to grow hops when I upgrade my place, any tips?

Feminine men are addicted to products that make them more bitchy.
Craft beers, benzodiazepines, cal-arts...
Real men drink Yuengling, smoke meth, and watch Outlaw Star.

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these numerals confirm such sayings

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This is Bum shit. Are you a bum.

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this is the only wrong opinion

not drinking beer is the most masculine thing you can do. drinking shitty vodka (the good stuff is for women you need to taste the dead potatoes souls) or sake or absinthe (every version is bad especially that black licorice stuff) is masculine

I like Vodka mixed with Monster. Heh.

shut up retard. men drink beer. pussy faggots such as yourself drink onions

>every version is bad especially that black licorice stuff
this thread is reminding me of every single shitty highschool memory
black licorice absinthe is absolute cancer

>on the rocks

What a faggot. Drink it straight.

>underestimating the power of the chilling stone jew

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Anyone using the term incel is a jew or a leftist scumbag.

They purchase masculine associated products to make up for the manhood they lack on the inside. Women do the same thing actually.

Such cringe. You're nothing, and will be shot regardless of your physical fitness.

Literally a bunch of slack jawed faggots eh?

>Deutsch milf porn is good
Fucking degenerate.

>Current year +3
>Still drinking anything other than vodka, gin or moonshine

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Whats the problem, are you homo

>Wanting to stay Jow Forums
>metrosexual

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They believe identity is tied to consumption.

I drink straight rum anymore. Taste good and feels good.

those IPA's are wretched as fuck. the brown beers and the non hoppy kinds can taste really good.

This

>not drinking all 3 types with nicotine lozenges to keep you rolling through 20 standards each night.

Do you even al/ck?

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I was an alcoholic and beer was my chosen poison. Boy did I get fat. 8 x 500ml cans is ~1700 calories, which is half a lb in extra weight. Do that every day and your body changes so rapidly it's scary and makes you want to go grab several cans to calm yourself down.

The stupidest thing about the IPA is that it was developed as a Pale Ale that could be exported to India. It was overhopped because the long voyage reduced the strength of the hops.
They are supposed to be weaker.

so drinking beer will give me a feminine penis ?

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>bud and miller
fagget

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>Real men drink Yuengling
My nigga

yuengling. yup.

Bunch of cunts, we were doing beer with twigs in before god was a boy.

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They are douchebags.
They want to indulge in the pleasures of the masses - beer.
They want to do it in a "refined" way - craft beer.

>drinking beer that is not sold in plastic bottles
you don't know true quality

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Because they can’t get weed
I’d grown out of drinking by 18. I’d spent 2 years on a pub crawl.

Aren’t we exposed to radiation everyday with smartphones and WiFi?

Man knows what’s up

because they are wankers with more money than sense, i seen little coke can sized beers for over a fiver in the shop, you have to be a real bellend to buy that

down the paki shop?

no indian m8 it was londis

Depends on the country, some places it has to do with alcohol content and others with batch size there no global standard

microwave radiation is non-ionizing
That is, it won't do shit to chemical bonds and can only heat things up.