PROGRAMMERS PROGRAMMERS PROGRAMMERS PROGRAMMERS

IT'S NOT A DUMP TRUCK!

>intensive purposes
user...

BURN TO THE GROUND
BURN TO THE GROUND
BURN TO THE GROUND
BURN TO THE GROUND
BURN TO THE GROUND
WOO
BURN TO THE GROUND

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Can someone explain this joke please?

youtube.com/watch?v=Vhh_GeBPOhs

I!
LOVE!
THIS!
COMPANY!

For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

This guy is a lunatic. Instead of sweating like a pig in public, he could do some workouts in private.

I could care less, from the top of my heart

They aren't wrong.

EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA

Be a PC and love your Life like Steve Ballmer loves this Company.

"WITH THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY WE ENTER A NEW ERA OF COMPUTING"

How retarded are you, its like you want to be nominated for the stupid as fuck award. What the fuck were you fucking talking about you obnoxious buffoon? Did you honestly even think about what you were typing before you pressed your pathetic fucking finger on your dirty enter key. How can such a total moron even make it through life long enough to type this out. It must have taken such a retard at least 2 years to find all the keys on your computer you fucking dickhead. You are a perfect example of why mothers should smother their retarded children. I hope that someone comes into your house when you are sleeping, rapes you, and slowly kills you before your toxicly high levels of retardation spreads to anyone else. Are you still mad from when your brother didn't share a cookie with you when you were 2 you fucking asshole? Lol, that would be fitting you stupid ass whore, I bet your mom tried to abort you, it's a shame she didn't cause you turned out selfish and retarded. Maybe you should start using your brain, assuming that it isnt overrun with fucking retard brain juice. Better get google up and bing some clever comebacks bitch. Go get lost in the woods and lick monkey cunt, fucking dumbass. I hope your computer fucking catches fire cause I don't want anyone in the world to be subject to reading your horrible fucking ideas. Go to Africa where everyone is retarded and maybe you will finally fit in there. Oh wait, you won't cause you are also gay and love monkey dick and then get shot up by niggers. No one would attend your funeral cause of how much dick you sucked they all hate you stupid faggot maybe the world would have been better if your entire family tree was chopped down with a mohawk. Just give up on life now you colossal retard before I track you down and find you. Make no mistake, I have the technology to do it and you know I will make full use of all the weapons at my disposal. RIP in peace, faggot.

cringe
based

oh god there's still a plebbit fag stuck inside me cause I wanted to screenshot this and put it on r/boneappleteat

God I can't believe even after all this time I--

Wait whats happeneing?

Why am I spacing like this?

MAKE IT STOP

ANONS HELP ME

A:LDHGL:ADBNG:JNADLJKGBAD:KJGBADBGLJKADB GKLAD VKBGAD:GVBADK>BGV>ADFC

Balmer leaving Microsoft was the worst thing that ever happened to the company. Its been swirling down the toilet into the sewer ever since.

yikes

youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE
AAERAGGHHH

ENGINEERS ENGINEERS ENGINEERS ENGINEERS

Fuck Off, Randy!

>vista
>windows phone debacle aka "iphones will never sell"
>windows 8 and windows rt
Ballmer running Microsoft was the worst thing that ever happened to the company.