What happened to him? Has he abandoned us?

What happened to him? Has he abandoned us?

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Parsley

we abandoned him

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You wanna know a secret user? It's about the nature of Chaos.

It wouldn't matter if he did. All that's left is turbulence and popcorn.

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Kek and Jow Forums are inextricably linked. He is the darkness, and we are the flickers of light that show the world how dark the void really is.

The "le praise kek" was a fad instigated by redditor tourists during the election.
Most of them went back to the cuck shed, I think.

He started getting shrines built to him, so he got dropped by those of us who know how these things go.

I will not allow this revisionist lie. That's not fucking what happened at all. The whole Kek phenomenon slowly unraveled over the course of many months and took place first on /tv/ and then Jow Forums. Don't be a cunt.

He was our psychic metatulpa, our collective will made reality, fed by synchronous and repeating numbers. We abandoned him when our focus was shattered. We can rebuild him, but our time here is limited. Dark days ahead.

It will happen when the weather cools, that's when they'll make their move...

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this is what a newfag's perspective looks like.
If numbers, get hit by a bus and live with horrible pain

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>When people mistake pepe for "kek"

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WHAT HAVE WE FORGOTTEN?
WE HAVE FORGOTTEN GOD
YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN GOD

He is with us.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE IS HERE!

Digits indicate you retards need to stop praying to a frog god

>333
Holy digits, about remembering God.
Based, and Christ saved.

Christ is a cuck pepe is our only savior

nope, pray harder, the solstice is coming. 12/21.

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A trinity of trinities!

We invoked kek through meme magic and brought forth the primordial god of chaos. We thought that was enough to bring what we desired (more happenings). Well we are getting the first part of that in this timeline. Lots of happenings and things that should be happening.
We got the chaos we wanted but we forgot to invoke kuks mate kuaket. We brought one back but not the other. Therefore there will be no balance of the power of chaos.
Think about it really hard. The deities were all in pairs, we are doing it all wrong. We need to get to work on invoking kuks female component kuaket.
Think about it what does kuk sound like? Cuck right? Look at all the cucked porn and cuck jokes and blacked pages. Its a sign that we are ignoring. Kuaket is calling out through the void to get our attention to bring her out to bring balance to the chaos we asked for.
If we want deep state pedos to get locked up we got the ball rolling but we didnt finish the job. We have to call her out to reunite her with her mate to bring the balance to the chaos. While darkness can bring chaos the darkness also has a nurturing side. It cools the air it allows you sleep soundly. It calms the day. It heals the surface after the scorching sun has burned it. We need to balance our chaos.

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He is merely slumbering until he is needed again

Wrong, Christcuck

The father is the son

...And?
It comes twice annually?

This is bullshit the second coming of kek is krishna

This kills the Christcuck

He moved to Jow Forums

no, he's with us you worthless heretic

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More like annoys, if people want to not get the point, I guess they're in for the hell they want.

Still here

not a second coming of kek you inbred retard. Read more. HIs mate kuaket is calling through the void for her chance to join her mate n the order of chaos

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>Hurr hurr muh hell
>Believe me or else you'll burn for all eternity goy!
Fear mongering bullshit, only NPCs fall for that shit.

hola, reddito

All praise the high and might keket

and the servants hold rituals on both, all of them. but im sure you know a lot more than the people that run the entire planet.

Galab wanaagsan Sven

Stop praying to a demon, faggots. Fuck kek in the ass. Praise Jesus Christ.

Do not forsake Kek. Chaos is coming.

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Weirdly hot

>him
>he

And now you know why

Lmao go back to church cuck

Christkike begone.

All of you will burn in Hell for all eternity if you keep unironically and ironically praising and worshiping an evil demon in the guise of a frog.

praise

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Once again
>Muh hell
>Y-y-you better believe me! Or else!
Hahahahahhahaha

accept kek into your life and the age of chaos and thunder will begin

Jow Forums is a Christian board. You've all been warned. No one is promised tomorrow. Get right with Jesus Christ.

Witnessed
Kek is King of the Memes. Christ and God are Memes.
Only difference is Kekromantic Christians dotn have Christians telling them how to be Christians

The takeaway I get from Christianity in general, is the Bible tells mostly of how to be good company, as everyone will share a dimension in the afterlife (I apply it to living here, and now) and you wouldn't call a place filled with assholes, whores and psychopaths heaven, would you?
That's why I follow, and the advice given has stood the test of time.
If nothing else you should look to it in like as you would look to philosophers.
Keep that fedora tipped, m'lad.

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Based victim of molestation by a catholic priest!

Jow Forums is not and has never been a Christian board. Kek is the only Jow Forums sanctioned deity, go back to your containment board and stay there.

based young pope poster

wicked are those who proclaim righteousness

Pol its literally the birthplace of Kek.
Pol is Keks Holy City where he ascended this Memdom in Heaven

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You're chasing a tornado. It happened, we all watched it happened, it wrecked havoc and then was gone. Now you're screaming at the clouds for it to come back. Why stand you here user waiting for it's return, go and clean your room.

you believed a lie, you are gullible, your reasoning skills are nonexistent or ineffectual, your life is without meaning and your culture and heritage have been obscured from you

do you also still leave cookies for santa claus?

checked
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Why are so many Canadians retarded? Your first sentence was righteous and then the rest turn all liberal and shitty. Work on yourself.

OP is FBI.

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>Pol its literally the birthplace of Kek.
Another lie. Kek comes from Egypt.

8/10 troll, though, ya got me.

Heaven is almost certainly not what you think it's gonna be. It's not you in an ethereal meatspace.

Ok that's enough for you today gramps back to the_donald you go

kek is present in this thread I can eel it and he's gonna show himself in quads
>Christcucks on suicide watch

the eternal afterlife was the first meme

Praise Kek and REEEEEEEE

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PRAISE BE UPON HIM

I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE

Time is fluid

>wicked are those who proclaim righteousness
I never said I was righteous, but through Christ I can be made righteous. No one is righteous, not one, except through Christ.
God, His Son, and the Holy Spirit allow us to DISCERN, not judge. It's easy for me to see that Jesus will rebuke ALL of you who-even in jest-praise Kek.

>Doesn't get the point
>Makes another to cover for that
Cool, cool.
Just remember I answered for why I follow the Bible, and believe in Christ's sacrifice for man.

>Kek comes from Egypt.
[citation needed]

Witnessed

again proclaiming you are better than all of us because of a joke. enjoy your warm place in the after

Worship Jesus or worship no one.

typical cunt american. don't you see what our lord and savior is doing in france? he bore himself prophet, a sage if you will, for the peoples who brought him, and went on to aspire for yet more dissent. germany will soon follow

Arent protestants and evangelicals the ones who popularized reading the bible yourself rather then having an establishment elaborate it for you?

They're after our Alien but we need him to fight the CIA.

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Seriously?!?

>again proclaiming you are better than all of us
I never said that, yet for some reason you feel deep down that you're wrong, so you put words into my mouth-bearing false witness.

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checked

not even close fren. Check your words carefully. You're basically doing a nana nana boo boo to everybody.

he is just sleeping
(praise him)

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It's literally engraved on ancient walls, user. If you worship, praise, or exalt "Kek", you will be consigned to Hell forever at the judgement.

You're just an underage poster who is projecting hardcore.

Jow Forums is no more a christian board than the usa is a christian nation

Christ is my lord and savior

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underage.....user please. I have underwear older than you.

[citation needed]

oh sure, i'll just take your word for it and forget you posted no link or supporting media

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kek

Heh, the atheists are the NPCs. >Jow Forums is no more a christian board than the usa is a christian nation
The USA is a Christian nation-that's besieged by the ungodly.

Holy fuck, go away christkike, I'm sure there's a dozen Christian or pagan threads you could be posting on. Saying we'll go to 'hell' for not kowtowing to your semitic god isn't going to change anything.

Kek is my lord and savior

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America is the whore of babylon

Nice try Muhammad.

why are Christ cucks so desperate??

Hello my good friends.

It's not my fault that you're a summerfag who never went away. There's a thousand links to the proof, go find it, or continue on as you are and eventually be damned to Hell for all eternity. Your choice. I'll pray for you fucks.