You do use a split keyboard, don't you Jow Forums?

weak/10, lrn2bait

pic related is master race. Also, we've had the same thread yesterday, just stop seeking validation on Jow Forums and get yourself that split ortho keyboard already. You know you want to.

your loss, faggot. What happened to your wrists?

noice. Put some light behind your monitors - gotta think about your eyes too

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I use a microsoft split membrane keyboard

faggot here, was derigging a lighting bar from underneath and someone had taken off a safety chain too soon so bent my hands too far back while catching it. they'll be back to normal in a few more months but have had to take it easy.

I don't have three hands, my Chernobylian friend.

Why do you need three hands?

But I already do have an ergodox

>You do use a split keyboard, don't you Jow Forums?
Naw, I'm not that attention starved.

To jerk off and type?

For the mouse.

That would be four hands.

>That would be four hands.
you don't always have to have one finger up your ass while you're doing so

I feel like there should be meat claws on the back holding this up.

>Co-worker starts shitting on you
>Pick up keyboard claws
>Violently thrash his fucking face in

Really the perfect split keyboard

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You don't know me.

I guess just using mechanical keyboards becoming "so last year".

dragon dildos are readily and discretely available

i'm not autist so no

I've only ever seen one person use one, and my first thought was "of course THAT guy has one.."

a fockin chopping board lmao

shit's comfy

I bet he's a level 90 C++ wizard, no? Probably very good at his job

Wouldn't those flimsy little wooden legs just buckle the second a real man's hand laid across the keys
sounds like real women around me

Almost.

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It's bamboo, not wood.
This type of compressed and resin infused bamboo is quite sturdy, I don't see this breaking, you'd have to really apply a lot of force on them to break them, in this scenario that's rather unlikely.

Wouldn't your flimsy fucking legs just buckle the second your fat ass stood up
sounds like real faggot around me

Blues and puddings? Good taste my man

I only have the blues for the function keys and brown switches for everything else, I enjoy using clicky switches only for function keys, pleases my autism.
The pudding keycap is from a aliexpress grab bag, I'm not yet sure what keycap set I'll buy but I'm considering them.

No because I just adopted a typing style that doesn't fuck my wrists like traditional "proper" methods do. Sure I'm moving my hands a bit but I've been doing it for so long that it isn't an issue and feels weird when I try not doing it.

No. I don't touch-type and don't do enought work on the computer to justify learning it. As a result my typing style is all over the place with my right hand often pressing keys on the left side of the keyboard. Splitting it would have a negative effect on my typing speed.

> As a result my typing style is all over the place with my right hand often pressing keys on the left side of the keyboard
I did that until I started using a Microsoft ergonomic keyboard.
It sounds harder than it is, you need a few days to get used to it but your typing will improve a lot.

yes, md600, blue switches with o-rings

I prefer linears for modifiers but choice is the spice of life

It was a girl programmer who I am convinced was actually a "girl"

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Iris.
Paid ~200$, killed LEDs while soldering, but still prefer using ThinkPad x200 keyboard.

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For me it's 40% staggered.

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why is your z key upside-down

how to look like a special ed kid
>inb4 muh typing zpeed