Why is it called blowjob?

Why is it called blowjob?
You aren't blowing, you are sucking and tonguing.

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because suckjob sounds dumb

it is undeniably true that on awakening, americans turn this board into a place fit for their collective intelligence level

You make it sound like Europeans never make shitty threads

dumb femanon thot

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why is intelligent called "intelligent"
it's not very intelligent at all

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Once overheard a girl on the schoolbus (we were like 14) telling a friend "I don't just suck, I blow on his thing" and my buddy turns to her and deadpans "You don't blow into it, it's not a fucking penny-whistle". Still one of the funniest things I ever heard. I miss that guy. He killed himself about 3 years ago.

THOT

The good ones always leave too soon

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that mad lad
Amen

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american "humor"[sic]

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do you even know what sic means retard?

Kek

Let's call it a "suckjob" then

Yeah, it means I spelled humour wrong.

Hmm, true.

no it means
thus as its written
its used for quotes

according to goole it means
>below the belt job
>blow
>b
>low