Well would you look at what we have here

Well would you look at what we have here...

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your dragon dildo

>smaller than a printer
I call some spy gadget like an Alexa speaker. Disappointment soon!

>open it
>install gentoo

This had better be your Jow Forums starter pack

nobody cares you fucking nigger, this isn't reddit

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Sorry for the late reply, and it doesn’t look to be a dragon dildo this time boys

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lame..
just open it and fuck off

thats a UPS isnt it

Wow, looks like it came with a message for you guys! What a surprise!

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This is just sad. Take your pity (You).

one more (You) for kys

i think it's nice
dont be mean anons

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All right guys, since your all so excited, it’s time for the big reveal...

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>touchscreen DAP
lmao fucking retard

you dont fool anyone op
is that it..?
some kind of Jow Forums surprise pack?

Now now, there’s no need to show such anger! And look, it even comes with a classy leather case!

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what are the specs on that thingy?

back to 9gag

but, will it blend?

Based

Wow Jow Forums this sure is a nice little DAP. I sure am glad to have gotten the chance to share it with you all. I hope you all have a wonderful day.

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FUCK OF FAGGOT!

HOLD UP!
I was in the trash apartment thread, but who is the guy and the girl (male)?

Hey, OP. There's only one recent order with that message in our fulfillment system.
Just thought you'd like to know.

he made another thread showing his face.

randomly found a ig thot that resembled him lmfao

who's the girl