Slackware
> Onee-san through and through
> Doesn't do "bundles", she'd rather get the things herself
> If she sees something nice and new she'll take it, no questions asked
> Rarely changes, always dependable
> Doesn't concern herself with her siblings
Ubuntu
> A dumb whore.
alpine
>flat loli
Windows 10
Linux From Scratch
>it's a manual not a distro
>she's your daughter
>have fun fucking your daughter
Debian
>If she sees something nice and new she'll take it, no questions asked
bullshit, slack as outdated as debian
slackware64-14.2/patches exists
also most packages I use are outside of slackware stock anyway, and slackbuilds.org is up to date
Good thread.
arch
>haanh? you think THAT would impress me?
i was talking about pulseaudio
saving this thread
fedora is unironically based
this, slackware is like a base "windows" installations where you get the user software yourself but the system itself is perfectly out of your way and upgrades easily
debian
Debian sisters:
> Eldest has trouble keeping up with new trends
> Nevertheless, she's the wisest and calmest
> Can always be counted on, day or night
> Hates change
> Youngest looks up to her sisters
> Can't help herself not to go after the latest, headfirst
> Sometimes fails to wake up on time, or at all, but she's the one to trust to get her sisters up to speed
> Middle sister helps bridge the generation gap between them
> Takes care of the little one when the eldest gets fed up
> Helps tidy the eldest's room when it gets messy and stale
> She's always happy-go-lucky, and bakes really well
Pretty spot on
with big bloated tiddies
That's non-Arch users to Arch users, dumbfuck.
Arch anime girl would be gyaru.
np bro heres your'e anime
Trisquel
>basement dweller
>thin, pale, major dark circles around eyes
>gets angry easily if nonfree software is mentioned
>probably browses Jow Forums and complains about proprietary shit
>at least she has a sense of cleanliness
>plays with fidget spinners a lot
i love ubungu now
All GNU/Anine girls dont ever bathe and have terrible dressing styles.
Arch
Slutty girl that can give you all the pleasure you want, but sometimes she goes overboard and hurts you. If you know how to communicate with her properly, then it's not an issue.
Haiku is comf