A neckbeard asks IRL if you browse Jow Forums

I tell him I browse it occasionally. Why would I say anything else?

Why would I be talking to a neckbeard?

retard, you are still facing him if you turn to 360

The neckbeard would approach you because he smells something fishy about your behaviour. Something that gives off that specific spent-last-decade-on-Jow Forums creep vibe. The one that makes you a little less human. Thots can see it but can't pinpoint the source due to underdeveloped brains. Neckbeards on the other hand have heard enough of the internet so they know exactly what type you are. Just leaving him be or saying you don't know what he's talking about won't convince him.

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I know a 18 year-old who's an inoffensive twink, but keeps sharing Clown World memes on Facebook (he even has a girlfriend). He also hates capeshit (but doesn't elaborate) and only listens to /mu/core. Poor kid had his personality stripped away from him since coming here.

>oh nice, what's your favorite board? Mine's /mlp/
See, you just made the situation worse.

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Say no. You always say no.

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based newfag larper

>Jow Forums? you mean that subreddit?

>That's that place full of pedo's isn't it?

Then give him a weird look.

>y-yeah heh

tell him that Jow Forums and Reddit are for faggots/cucks, and tell him I only go on 4channel, because I am a man of culture and sophistication

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Not a fan of ponies myself. Mine's /d/.

Worse in what way? I'd just reply "oh alright" to that because I don't really care

Take a pic of him and post it on Jow Forums.

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He will follow you forever

Ok

Unironically this. Oldfags have this bizarre aura around them IRL. No matter how hard they try to hide it or how many masks do they wear. You can always sense that vibe. You can always feel that scent. That mask may fool normalfags, but it won't fool another oldfag.

aye, Jow Forums, /a/ and sometimes /v/

he already knows, why denying it?
the few people i talk irl are precisely the types that frequent this place

>Of course, I browse 4channel

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I've been browsing Jow Forums since like 2008 (sad, I know) but none of my friends even know.

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Fucking newfags.

I like how this meme has evolved to include this response as apart of the joke

>oh, i love that place, i have many frens there! ^.^

only my girlfriend and my 2 best friends know I browse Jow Forums. everyone else knows nothing.

I tell interviewers I'm active on Reddit though

Whether I do or not, who the fuck cares? Lol

It’s not like I have to be his best pal after giving an answer. Also I don’t have social anxiety like you dweebs or care about some social status since I’m already top tier so ???

Get over yourselves. Loll

What? Forjan? What is forjan?

Is that like ifunny?

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We need to go deeper

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newfag
this

Why though? He's probably an autist who just wants to talk to someone irl.

Browse Fortune? Who the heck is that?

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Amazing, you idiots are ashamed to say you come to this site.

"is that a subreddit?"

>could be sperg that will barge in your life and bring your social status down
>could Plebbitor or Resetard that wants to find a reason to ruin your life
I'd rather not show my team colors in enemy territory. We're a cesspool of social rejects and megalomaniacal elitists, remember?

>Amazing, idiots take this thread and replies seriously.
Take a autism test.

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kill him

'Is that the racist website I hear on CNN?"

This sin't Jow Forums.

I'd try to say "yes, it's one of my favorite sites" but I'd fail before even starting because I can't speak.

>I can't speak.
But you can write your answer.

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Yeah, that's different

>t. seething newfag

is that the one with the incels?

>ashamed
no, you dumb nigger. all the notoriety Jow Forums has gained over past years does not help already socially inept weebs like me in real world. whenever someone asks something like that you answer "i browse imageboards/forums". if he asks which ones say doom9, osdev or whatever else interests you.

do a 1080 and walk away

>forums? is that a social app?

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t.ooh I can "t." I am oldfag af

"isnt that Jow Forums guy a hacker?"

Newfags.

no u

Ultra newfags.

dubs confirm you are the newfag

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You're a newfag if you can't get dubs.

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been here since 2006
on Jow Forums from 08-12 and this week for kicks

ive only ever met 2 people irl who could tell i used 4chin and 1 friend who knows about this place and another who i told about but had never heard of it

literally me. no one at my work suspected anything for years until we had a guy come in to run some cables. he was an oldfag arch user and sniffed me out almost immediately

Wonder how I got out into public.

>being this new
>having the nerves to call others newfags

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In each of my college classes I always sit in the front row and browse 4channel on my laptop with the default color scheme in the hopes that someone around me recognizes it.

Why yes I do browse Jow Forums. How could you tell?

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>showing your power level
for xian? what's that?

>being THIS socially anxious
lol

A barrel roll

try hard newfags

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Scoff at them and go back to doing whatever I was doing before they interrupted me.

IDIOT you're supposed to walk backwards
Never expose your back to a neckbeard

"U mean le reddit, rite? I have 150k karma on there"

based

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bet

oh yes, I browse Jow Forums4channel my dude, that's where I get the latest memes xD

>Why yes I do browse Jow Forums, how'd you know?

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n-no

Is it this mask?

>Yes, I'm an oldfag, I've been here since chinology, anonymoose is leejun 4dalulz, etc

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You are approached by a lone neckbeard
"Do you browse Jow Forums?"
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1. No
2. Yes
3. i shiggy diggy
4. w-w-what's t-that, ano- sir?
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You pick 4
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The neckbeard laughs.
"HAH, the spaghetti is falling out of
YOUR pockets!"
===============================
The neckbeard walks off.
-1 persuasion
-1 strength
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Who is Jow Forums?

Your text based game sucks

There are at least two kids in class that openly browse Jow Forums. There's 2 more neckbeards in another class I'm certain that do browse but they sit on the side/back of the classroom so it's impossible to see their screens.

>it's not a text based game
>it's a based text game

At least it didn't lead to an inevitable sex scene
That would such haha

You'll make it big in marketing. You're hired user.

Say that I know about and keep an eye on every corner of the internet, including the imageboards.

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>a autism