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>darkest girl is the hottest
Proof that interbreeding should be illegal.

the black chick from deadpool has a german father and a black mother and she is hot as fuck. mutt babies (unlike pure black babies or white babies) are disgusting though that is true, but no one cares about babies.

lynch lynch lynch lynch

Job: IT/helpdesk for a branch of a large conglomerate
Salary: 48k$, basic healthcare
Good: some users are happy when I fix things. I like problem solving.
Bad: responsibilities and expectations do not match job title, many users and expensive downtime with a confusing corporate layout and several other outside parties, with managers fighting over who I should answer too.
Rather: Sysadmin maybe? A bit more removed from basic user requests.

Sell, throw out, marry, sexually enslave.

North and east africans, who look the best, are the most mixed with the caucasian/arab people

Job: Backend Developer
Salary / Benefits: 50k, talk of Options and getting bought out and being in a superior position maybe potentially if we ever get our shit together.
Like: I have a SUBSTANTIAL influence on whether or not we, as a business, succeed or fail. Everything I do is appreciated and everything that is not appreciated is all-the-more influencing our success or failure.
Dislike: Not particularly caring about the whole "being paid way less than I could be" thing, all of my dislikes sum up to "it's a job."
Rather be doing: things that don't pay. Like working on my own shit.

Dental tech, I make false teeth. It doesn't pay very well but the benefits are nice. I like that I work with my hands and produce something to specification as a craft, by hand. I don't like when something happens where that specification is challenged (eg dentist fucked something up and making a proper crown is impossible without telling him he fucked up which I obviously cannot do).

I'd rather be doing anything that pays better.

fuck off CIA

> Job:
cpu design and validation
>Salary and benefits:
145k
>What you like about your job:
working remotely for the last few years
>What you don't like about your job:
I no longer give a shit about what I work on. literally dont give a shit about CPUs.
>What job you'd rather be doing?:
machining metal with CNC precision and embedded systems work

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QA
300k
Don't do anything
Feel like I gotta pretend like I'm doing something
Retired

Where the hell do you get 300k for QA? Big 5 Bay Area?

Bay area but just some "random" company. Half of it is stock of course

>Job:
Freelance.
>Salary and benefits:
28k last year with no benefits.
>What you like about your job:
I can do whatever I feel like for the most part, unless I really need money. I move around a lot, I've lived in 4 states in the last 5 years.
>What you don't like about your job:
Nothing.
>What job you'd rather be doing?:
Nothing.

Be sure to put my dick size down as 8 inches, CIA.

desu the second one has the nicest body and face, it's just a shame about the colour.
Can't any heroic user use some photo editing magic here and make her a pale blonde girl?

literally fucked and don't know what to do for work.

The second one has the best face, the fourth has the best body, the third the best skin tone.

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>Job:
SWE internship
>Salary and benefits:
$7500/mo + $9000 bonus too lazy to remember all the benefits
>What you like about your job:
money & get to work on some cool tech that actually does something
>What you don't like about your job:
not a lot of direction/kind of on my own
>What job you'd rather be doing?:
SWE @ quant firm

Currently work at Geek Squad ( I know, kill me), but I've landed an entry spot at a defense company. I should have started my degree so I didn't have to do this shit.

>internship
>$7500/mo
Woah, user. That's a lot for that. Sounds stressful to be honest.

SWE at Microsoft
$185,000, 3 weeks vacation, gym membership included
Interesting and relaxed work environment
Almost everyone is Indian
Rather be retired or business owner I guess.

Job: Jr. Sysadmin
Salary and benefits: $62k salary, full medical + dental + optical
What you like about your job: I get to work with everything from servers to network security (i work for a bank)
What you don't like about your job: Still have to support endusers
What job you'd rather be doing?: my job but with less enduser interaction

What type of power stance is this?

> Job
Software architect

> Salary
47k € salary + 7k bonus+ 7k shares/year. Car, medical, child care, food, 30 day paid leave and more. Pretty good for Eastern Europe.

> What you don't like about you're job?
Political battles between management

> What job you'd rather be doing?:
Dunno.

>Job:
Hotel Front Desk (I'm the guy you bitch at and make miserable because someone else in the hotel fucked something up and I have to fix it with no knowledge of anything surrounding the incident)
>Salary and benefits:
$11/hr, no benefits
>What you like about your job:
Jack fucking shit
>What you don't like about your job:
Everyone and everything
>What job you'd rather be doing?:
Literally anything else. I'd rather be a fucking car mechanic than do this shit. My ideal job is some bullshit nobrain data entry job in an office on salary with health insurance and maybe a retirement plan. I'm only 21 so I gave time to make shit better but I already have a late start.

it is but I can't complain with the pay

>Job: CIO
>Salary and benefits: ~30k year after taxes (east EU)
>What you like about your job: do what ever i want, define policies way i like 'em
>What you don't like about your job: management is punch of fat idiots
>What job you'd rather be doing?: car mechanic

also 4 weeks paid vacation, additional vacation days because senior. phone, taxi and fuel expenses covered. all the cool new gadgets and tech i want. can install linux everywhere, don't use non-free blobs. business travels (with everything covered) at least 4 times per year (at least one with family, also covered)... usually to west EU to get wasted while attending "important" conferences...

me on the right

If I have a stem degree how would I get a job doing computer science. I had more fun making programs than what it was for.

Math phd
Any job I want
$300k/year

Job: Junior developer in France
Salary and benefits: 1800€ /month after taxes + 3k bonus
What you like about your job: I make good use of my brain, and I make some friends
What you don't like about your job: Salary is too low
What job you'd rather be doing?: A job that gets me pussy

Job: Node dev
Salary and benefits: shitty 25k
What you like about your job: not writing java, pure technical work
What you don't like about your job: Incompetent people around getting much greater salaries
What job you'd rather be doing? being remote in some 3rd world country

Job: freelance
Salary and benefits: random
What you like about your job: i can stay home
What you don't like about your job: i don't make money right now
What job you'd rather be doing?: nothing

>low level embedded systems developer (platform/boot/hal/os/etc)
>annual €40k + up to 8% bonus
>its pretty comfy and you get to touch some cool hardware
>its pretty stressful and my department gets the most shit out of any department if something isnt working or gets delayed
>neet work

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Engineer
Any dick I want
10" starting

Look how happy he is.
I can't wait until I'm an old man and I can walk around at the beach in my Speedos just not giving a single fuck about what anyone thinks.

>Job:
Unemployed
>Salary and benefits:
$534/month
>What you like about your job:
It's nice being able to sleep/wake whenever you want. Plus I have loads of free time to go to the gym and study programming.
>What you don't like about your job:
That it's not a job, therefore broke all the time.
>What job you'd rather be doing?:
Low level software engineering.
Reading requirements documents and implementing what they say.

It nice having NEET bux, but after my bills I have about 100 dollars left to play with for the month. I have some expensive hobbies is all I can say.

But you can do that now.

>Developer
>USD$85,000 + random cash bonuses (about 15% p/a so far) + equity + 4 weeks paid vacation + health insurance
>Pays well, somewhat interesting work
>Few experienced developers in the company. Swarmed by earnest but inexperienced grads. Codebase is a mess beyond repair
>More disciplined development on a smaller project in a different company

I get the feeling that if I ever change jobs I'll find out that I'm actually really dumb and bad at development.

I can't.
I'm too self conscious and have too many inhibitions .
But once you reach a certain age of seniority you stop caring what other people think. This is an observable fact.

man may I ask you a few questions?

1) which country are you from?
2) how did you end up getting this kind of job?

I'm asking because it's what I plan to do after graduating in CS, really interested in it

>Job
Paramedic
>Salary and benefits
15/h + 6k in bonuses for certs. About 50k a year
>What you like about your job:
Providing care / generally being helpful / not sitting at a desk
>What you don't like about your job:
Pay but it's no big deal
>What job you'd rather be doing?:
Nothing else really. I used to be in basic tech repair but I never really enjoyed the atmosphere.

Cloud Engineer
$95K

Chill boss and co-workers. We also get to work on cool projects.

I wish I was a boomer and retired

me in back

>Job:
Software Engineer I
>Salary and benefits:
~$140k
>What you like about your job:
Learning a lot
>What you don't like about your job:
Sometimes I have to work a bit on a weekend
>What job you'd rather be doing?:
Software Engineer II

>Salary and benefits:
135k + 9.25% pension
Some free food and free alcohol

>What you like about your job:
The world itself is fun, and my manager and the CTO are both really nice guys

>What you don't like about your job:
Everyone else in the company have their head up their ass

Company hired a lot of people into the "operations" team to support everyone, but they can't do anything right and are very ineffective

Not enough social events

CEO is a massive SJW

>What job you'd rather be doing?

Same job title/careerwise position, maybe at a company with better culture

Ah forgot

>Job
PHP senior developer, we mostly build APIs for 2B2

You sound quite pathetic.
You don't know that you'll be like that. And you don't you will even live that long. Stop waiting for the perfect age to just stop giving a shit.

How do you get this sort of job ? A CE degree and I imagine a couple years in the industry with some low level programming job ?

Undergraduate Research Assistant, EE/MSE:
20 $/hr, no benefits.
Probably the best undergrad job on campus.
FOB Chinese people.
Nothing right now, this is currently ideal.

>job
night worker at a petrol station.
>salary and benefits
£16000 no benefits.
>what do you like about your job
I get to work on my own and barley see the public. Also it's pretty comfy.
>what don't you like about your job
other members of staff, the wage, and random days off
>what job would you rather be doing?
cyber security.

Shit bud I spent 5 years in the hotel game before going back to school at 26. Get the fuck out of there asap.

why is it always the blackest the prettiest

(((endusers)))

>Job:
It Helpdesk
>Salary and benefits:
35k USD, Full benefits
>What you like about your job:
Its my first job within IT, really builds my resume
>What you don't like about your job:
I feel like most days I dont do much of anything, feels like wasted time not learning
>What job you'd rather be doing?:
I want to get started in Programming or Webdev but am too much of a brainlet

Full stack web developer
>Salary and benefits:
55k/yr + full medical + dental
>What you like about your job:
Can work 8-4 9-5 10-6 or whatever I want as long as I put in a good work day. Not too high pressure. Good coffee machine. Right next to a grocery store so I can run errands on lunch breaks. Tons of free fod everywhere. Overall a good deal for someone who has only been coding for 3 years and doesn't have a CS degree.
>What you don't like about your job:
Processes that should be automated are not, not the best front end practices (not a responsive website, non specific error messages) means dealing with a lot of user complaints that shouldn't exist. Tons of free food everywhere now I'm fat. Terrible commute.
>What job you'd rather be doing?:
getting paid 100k a day to jerk off and play videogames what do you think?

Job: IT Servicedesk
Salary and benefits: 63k, work pays for some extra training
What you like about your job: The variety and people
What you don't like about your job: Things often seem disorganised
What job you'd rather be doing?: None really

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Hate rape 3rd and then enslave all.

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>Job:
freelance and game dev
>Salary and benefits:
0-4000 $ a month depending on how much I wanna work
>What you like about your job:
That I don't have to be a mindless sheep sitting in their cubicle and do overtime every day
>What you don't like about your job:
I have to search for jobs myself sometimes which is annoying
>What job you'd rather be doing?:
Nothing (As in literally nothing, I hate working)

>Salary and benefits:
$172k TC
>What you like about your job:
Good work-life balance, great compensation
>What you don't like about your job:
Boring as fuck
>What job you'd rather be doing?:
Sitting at home and writing demoscene intros on Amiga

neet

none, as of yet

fucking boring

getting into uni, but i have to sort out housing first

Job: Construction Project Manager (Knife River)

Salary and benefits: 105k, med/dental, vehicle, gas card, phone.

What you like about your job: Mon-Fri, not stuck in office all the time, I get to visit job sites and manage projects from start to finish.

What you don't like about your job: fucking unionized shitbag construction workers standing around playing with their dicks while making prevailing wage.

What job you'd rather be doing?: Helicopter Pilot

1) no but non-soviet europe
2) did my thesis in a decently related field and applied for a job at a company not close from where i was living at the time

Job: Branch Manager
Salary and benefits: $110k, medical/dental, HSA, 401k with 6% match, pension possibilities, bonuses, commission, company card
What you like about your job: Laid back and easy going most of the day at the branch
What you don't like about your job: Quarters and year end stuff
What job you'd rather be doing?: None other

Are you me?

0$ NEET
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Imagine living in a third world country where full healthcare coverage is considered a perk of the job and not something that even the poorest people have access to.

Pretty low standards you guys have.

>Job:
broadband technician
>Salary and benefits:
$20/hr, health/dental/AD&D, cheap cellular, cheap internet/landline/TV, 401k
>What you like about your job:
being outside and working for a living, making people happy with their bread & circus box
>What you don't like about your job:
stupid asshole customers
>What job you'd rather be doing?:
i don't know, this pays the bills

Oh I see. Cool because I live in Italy and I'm very much looking for something similar just after I graduate. Thanks a bunch for the info user

Grad student
$20k/year, health insurance, tuition
Research is gratifying
Meetings are super fucking annoying
Nothing, if I could find a way I'd stay in academia forever

ok good luck
its more enjoyable than not at least
lots of reading datasheets and reference manuals but they are much more fun than standards (e.g. iso 14229)
its pretty fun trying to opimize stuff at that level
knowing some bit twiddling hacks are good
but at the end of the day you are at the bottom end of the shit barrel and everyone will blame you for stuff and push more work on you even though you're up to your elbows in shit already
i dont mean to discourage

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It's OK, Hans. Your country will understand what it's like to have millions of shitskins draining welfare for their medical coverage soon enough. Then, you will be begging for the sweet release of healthcare privatization.

Job: Aerospace structures engineer
Salary and benefits: $70k + ~$5k bonus on average + medical/dental/vision + 5 weeks off per year total, some 401k match, etc
What I like: Really like the field, and I'm still learning a lot four years in (mostly doing FEM work now)
What I don't like: talkative coworkers make it tough to actually get any work done, can't work from home, work environment is a little too casual, and we're a bit understaffed
Job I'd rather be doing: Besides NEET, I couldn't picture myself doing anything else, wish I got paid more, though

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Here a larger percentage of the shitskins work than the locals. They pay for all of it and pay for some as us as well with their taxes.

>unironically answering shitchan surveys

Can you all literally kill yourselves? no one cares losers.

Job: School IT
Salary and benefits: $34,000 health, dental, and vision
What you like about your job: it's easy and I have time to work on certs
What you don't like about your job:
The pay
What job you'd rather be doing?:
District Level IT or a Software Analyst. I have a Bachelor's in Computer Science: Information Systems

Job: Contract .Net dev
Salary: £400/day
Likes: 9-5 with contractual obligation not to work any longer.
Dislikes: Nothing
Rather: Nothing I don't take new contract until I want to so I have breaks often.

Job: Data Scientist
Salary: 48k Euros a year
Likes: Cool boss with an open mind to new ideas.
Dislikes: middle management are bunch of idiots who don't know shit about shit when it comes to even the basics of statistical analysis.
Rather: Do freelance work, but I am too pussy to leave now, probably sometime in the next three to four years.