Contact company to delete my account

Gas yourself, fucktard.

>all employers see my emo skater phase

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I think you have bigger problems on your plate, you can worry about that old myspace later.

Why does Myspace even exist other than just as an archive for decade old lolcows? Are there some pajeets who still use it for some reason?

Bebo was the best. I had an account called niggerkiller666 or something similar which never got deleted.

Reminds me how Japanese (supposedly) get chinese assholes banned from their games: they just type "Tiananmen square" in the game chat in chinese and the great firewall disconnects them.
(kinda weird that it works, you could expect game chat to be at least somehow encrypted).

>expect game chat to be encrypted
and add LATENCY? never.

Why do you think it was deleted just because you can't access it?

Guess I have a new gaming name now :^)

>how Japanese (supposedly) get chinese assholes banned from their games: they just type "Tiananmen square" in the game chat in chinese and the great firewall disconnects them.
this should really be an internet-wide thing

I just use this copypasta:
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

Lol if you live in the EU sue them as they arent GDPR compliant.

It was doing SoundCloud's job before SoundCloud came around. Now its just kind of a crippled husk that doubles as a social media archive and music archive for smalltime artists.

Sweet Jesus

Attached: The Malaysian Prime Minister Thanks You.webm (496x656, 551K)

Awesome! I'm gonna compile a list of all Chinese IPv4 addresses and send
ICMP echo requests with this as the message to all of them.

Just wanted to congratulate you on a successful bait.
My name still comes up on a myspace band page from when I was 16. Explaining it si fun

>cat chink-be-gone.txt
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 劉曉波动态网自由门

Am I doing it right guys?
torsocks curl -d "动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李 洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门" www.gov.cn

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Jow Forums life hacks

You know Facebook gives you the option to delete your account without doing all that.

Speaking of life hacks, did anyone try this one?

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they never delete it, really
it stays in limbo, waiting for you to log back in

the best i did was when i used a ticket from a few days before to get food from someone that didnt come get it

That's deactivation, there's an option to delete it instead after a set amount of days.
trustedreviews.com/news/how-to-delete-facebook-account-2950145

>doing all this shit just to have your account deleted
The STATE of 21st century

:^(

i worry that this might put a simple guy in china in trouble
imagine me using that pasta and someone getting swatted
sounds wrong

i doubt they dont have their own addresses whitelisted

>took xbox live 1 week to delete my 'judenprügler88' account

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They have all your previous data regardless.

I heard that you only have to say
"Xi Jinping is a stupid fat cunt that fucks dogs" and they get disconnected too

This is the correct answer for FB deletion.

just use gdpr

lmao imagine being american

>myspace is a music archive for small time artists
Not any more it isn't. MySpace "accidentally" deleted everyone's music. Pic related.

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Why the fuck would I ever get an appointment for something I already paid for?
Do you buy your hookers a week in advance too?

>"accidentally"
yeah, nobody bought their excuses at all. someone uploaded over 1tb of myspace mp3s to archive.org on the 1st of april:
>A wide-ranging collection of 490,000 mp3 files from MySpace.com, accomplished using unknown means by an anonymous academic study conducted between 2008 and 2010.

archive.org/details/myspace_dragon_hoard_2010

The Chinese analyze every frame of their livestreamers livestreams, it's not that surprising.

Image version

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Or just post this picture. This picture literally got Winnie the Pooh banned from the Chinese Internet.

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Holy fug

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kek

I was thinking of setting up a basic ssh honeypot that echos this message to any Chinese IPs that it sees.

How effective would this be?

Just set it as the SSH banner, restrict to key auth only, and move your authorized_keys file out of ~/.ssh.

didn't myspace lose everything before like 2014 in a big fuckup?