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Ask a Mongolian anything

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what's 2 x 2

Yurts?

Or gers?

What is Genghis Khan like? I bet he's a cool guy.

Both works. Gers are appreciated. We don't mind expats saying yurts at all

When will you and finland take over the world again?

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Would drink with Finn bros. Sweetest people I've ever met. Most Mongolians don't know both countries are related but we have Finns in our top 10 bros to drink with list

Unga not know. Is unga bad???

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Yeah according to what history teachers teach here, the poor guy got his dad killed and had to live in the mountains like a poorfag so apparently he set sight to unifying the whole eurasian plane and establishing a set system of what you would call laws or amendments to spare his future generations to go through the pain he's endured. But also he was a scary old man who pillaged and raped like 24/7 so 8/10 for the balls to conquer most of the earth. Good for him.
Fyi we have a comic book named after him lmao, if you want some genghis khan merch then hit me up

Can you post pics of your horse?

I would kill for Khan merch. I'm his biggest fan.

Still there are nomads and Tengri followers in Mongolia?
How it feel be the shadow of Genghis Khan's Mongolian empire, being isolated from the sea and be in the middle of China and Russia?

I'm a cuck who lives in uptown Ulaanbaatar, sorry.

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Come by, user! It's freezing right now but please do visit in summer/fall. You'll love it. We have a huge ass statue of him right outside the city

> (OP) (You)
>Still there are nomads and Tengri followers in Mongolia?
Yes. We have shamanism and the whole Tengri business going on but they're dying out. 1 in three people are buddhists.
>How it feel be the shadow of Genghis Khan's Mongolian empire, being isolated from the sea and be in the middle of China and Russia?
Horrible. Our politics are going downhill after the soviets gave us our freedom. This was in the 90s. The 1990s.
The parliament is corrupt and it's very hard for anyone to live corruption free. Mongolians are migrating to South Korea more than ever to do blue collar work. We have people with offshore bank accounts, laundering money as I speak. Two superpowers are constantly bribing everyone in power here to keep hold of us. Our gas depends on the russians and our commodities depend on the chinese. We're fucked, dude.

Nomad population:(OG herders) 300 000.
Total population: 3 mil.

Is there anything to do in Mongolia in your free time? Honestly, I NEVER hear anything about Mongolia. Also, do you have any polish immigrants? Because we have mongolian immigrants here.

>Is there anything to do in Mongolia in your free time? Honestly, I NEVER hear anything about Mongolia.
Not a lot but I go on ragers once in a while. Few places are fun but I mostly go out into the steppe to camp with my friends. It's basically free real estate here. Great place to live if you're an outdoor person. It's fucking cold, great time of the year to go skiing. A bit smoggy but Mongolia is worth the fight.
>Also, do you have any polish immigrants? Because we have mongolian immigrants here.
We do. Not a lot. I work as a translator for a legal firm that helps out immigrant/foriegners/expats in the good ol Mongolei. A lot of Mongolians go to Poland to study and most never come back. That might be why you got a lot of Mongolians back there.

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Green turd mm

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Throat sing at once.

are you jewish

Can you please post some pics of Ulaanbaatar; things that I couldn't just Google?

Checked.

Do you like wrestling?

Is it true that Chuluuny Khulan stalks the steps looking for tourists to kidnap and dragging them to her tent?

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I don't. I told you I was a faggot. Old people go nuts for it tho. Some women also.

The steppes is dangerous, I wouldn't trust anyone out there. Probably true. I detest poorfags from rural Mongolia.

What do you think about russians?

Are Finns related to you guys or not? They don't look much like the rest of us.

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Are you my ancestor?

Went to Moscow, St. Peterburg and Ulan ude last july. Russian men are dumb and hot. The girls are nice, I like the art hoes in St. Petersburg. Our elders like the "golden age" (50s) russians, middle aged people absolutely detest them.
Pic related

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protect finnbros at ALL COSTS

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Hey kid. Sorry for the small dick gene

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Wouldn't you love wrestling if you actually were gay?

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I guess we really are blood related:(

Who said I was a man, finnbro?

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Ah, I see how it is...

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Don't fight it

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O-okay...

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How do Mongols feel about Ungern-Sternberg? Is he even considered that relevant to Mongol history?

Neutral. We've gained and lost citizens, land and money in the process of fighting for our independence. Some say he was an arrogant eurofag but we don't really care about him that much. It's mostly the Chinese that get portrayed the worst in mong history

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How do you guys feel about the Xiongnu?

Fyi it's Hunnu/Хүннү, say it in Chinese if you're a nerd. Pronounced Houn-nu. We think of them as our ancestors and pay respects to them every
Naadam. 2220th anniversary of the Hunnu was celebrated a few years ago. That should give you an idea of how well us Mongolians perceive the Hunnu Empire.

Is Mongolia still butthurt about Han Wudi, then? Also, is it pretty much true that the Han Empire was a thoroughly cucked Hunnu tributary state before he came along?

>Is Mongolia still butthurt about Han Wudi, then?
If Han Wudi equals every Chinese on the planet then yes. Racism is only directed at the Chinese here. Dont ask me why, i dont make the rules
>Also, is it pretty much true that the Han Empire was a thoroughly cucked Hunnu tributary state before he came along?
I don't know but coming from a biased perspective, probably not? He as in the Chanyu, right? I heard the guy was as metal as he sounds, there's a myth where he just starts killing unloyal people right and left. Might want to read up on that one.

"He" as in the emperor Han Wudi.

What I mean is: I've heard that the Han (Chinese) Empire was actually almost a de facto vassal state to the Hunnu for the first several decades of its existence. Like that it was just militarily unable to stand up to the Hunnu at all, and a major part of its early emperors' policy involved appeasement and payment of tribute to the Hunnu (the emperor Wudi being the one to finally reverse that trend and establish the Han as more of a real "empire").

Also, is there any feeling of national revanche toward Inner Mongolia? How many ethnic Mongolians live "on the wrong side of the border" in China today?

thoughts on the ching chongs

Ching chong rich. Me poor. Me angry. Me sad.

chinese chongs or japanese chongs?

We like em, Inner Mongolians seem to miss being with us too. Some Inner Mongolians come to the country to find lost siblings, often seen going back home empty handed. Everyone is sentimental about this issue for some reason, I really can't relate to the whole thing

are you happy with your neighbors?
both of those are richer than mongol

Why are you always breaking down city walls

Japanese we likey. Very likey. Koreans we small likey. Koreans mean. But koreans nice. Alway remember hapi dei

Why do you speak like an indian

Mongolia more like retardgolia XD

TREBUCHEEEEEEEEET
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y u racist huh? Huh? I shit on ur porch

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XDDddddddd

We appreciate the art of destruction

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Terribly afraid
Yes, yes they are. But we like the japanese more

>y u racist huh?
For my life experiences, never wanted to be but ended anyway
>Huh?
Hmm?
>I shit on ur porch
First of all, I don't have a porsch, second I higly doubt that you have the money and the will to do that

C'mon man. Show me some oc Ulaanbaatar pictures.

Faggot it's midnight

1. What's your favorite anime?
2. What is the attitude that mongols have towards religion? Are the religious ones only religious "on paper"?
3. How do mongols look back to communist times?
4. Do you know any good mongolian bands?

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You have a solar-powered camera?

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Finally some germanfag I can tolerate
>1. What's your favorite anime?
Samurai Champloo, cowboy beanbowl
Full length: cat soup and tatami galaxy
>2. What is the attitude that mongols have towards religion? Are the religious ones only religious "on paper"?
Young libtards are atheists, older generations are tibetan buddhists. Christian churches galore for some reason. Mongolians are okay with tengrism and buddhism. Can't tolerate any western or cultish religions. Thinks islam and arab are the same. Kek
I'm agnostic
>3. How do mongols look back to communist times?
Culture was great. Society was fucked. Old people still love commie ideologies, most of us are ruthless capitalist pigs. You can find a niche group of anarchists and socialist libtards in local hipster hangouts. I just want my gay luxury space communism bro
>4. Do you know any good mongolian bands?
Indie: The Lemons, FUTUROMA, The Colors
Oldies: Haranga, Har sarnai
Just go to youtube and start abusing the recommended videos. You'll land on some cool band.

My bad. Tatami galaxy isn't full length. The night is short, walk on girl should be there instead.

my ancestors ;)

Come back user, we miss you

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