Haha!

Really? How new are you? Those jokes are pretty old so you must be really young.

why did the chicken cross the road?

to see if his gentoo compiled yet

thanks hiroshimoot

>What is sarcasm?
How stupid are you? Your reply was really stupid so you must be really stupid.

>posting retarded shit unironically
>posting retarded shit ironically
>posting retarded shit ironically while pretending to be unironic
>replying to unironic ironic posts ironically unironically
I fucking hate you all.

I have my first programming test tomorrow and hello world is pretty much the extent of my abilities. 100% going to fail

This
This SO MUCH

it's EXTEND YOU FUCKING RETARD
YOU HAVE TO EXTEND THE ABILITIES

This retarded jokes were kinda funny when I read them as kid in 90s magazines, the people sharing those now are like 30 years behind for fucks sake.

Wtf are you talking about you fucking spastic

Cringe
Based
Epic

nice moves, kid

Code artisan, Javanaut, and CSSrockstar from an agile and vibrant company here.
This is very humorous.
Ah ah

Life isn't always 0 and -1?

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't See Sharp!!!
Ahaha, like if you got the joke
Edit: Thanks for gold guys

I feel like if he had just one sticker it'd look fine, half of those stickers would look fine by themselves, like the Vim or... there's a Jenkins sticker? Why? But here it just looks like some prep's resume, just a ton of shit they've touched one time all thrown at the same wall, everything sticking, nothing standing out. Why does he need so many stickers saying he's a coder? Is he like some MTF that needs constant reaffirmation they're a "woman" or else their self-esteem crumbles?

>what is post-irony?
newfag spotted

Black and white

>Post-irony
>Being this autistic

Impressive

good post

better post

impressed

Your reply was really cringe so you must be really new.

wow

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Holy fuck this is so me

Well done

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Have been lurking for 5 years and never seen a post-ironic post. That's probably something that post-modern sjw's are doing nowdays.

amazing, you got a real bright future kid

Your meme... it’s pretty good, kid. You interested in memeing with the big boys?

ok retard

Do programmers get six figures because they have to put up with this kind of """humour"""?

woah

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It's called self-deprecation. Something novices usually lack.

I'm not surprised you arrogant incel pieces of shit have never heard of it despite all you ever accomplished is fizzbuzz.

if (!x)
y;
else if (!y)
x;
else if (!y) {
(!x)
{
x;
y;
}
}
else
printf("ERROR ! ! !");

printf("Program by Durga sir.");

Yes

Nice "hurr I'm retarded, I'm pretending I don't get the point of the thread, hey look how retarded I am!" bait.

my golly goodness

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imagine being
this
new

haha!
techloligy!

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same here

this makes me punch this coder in the crotch

Hehhehe I do that too B) Coffee geek bros of 4 chan unite!

>Have been lurking for 5 years
only 5 years? newfag

bbut how?

NANI??????

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>he doesn't know the differences between unsigned and signed numbers

>
>Epic

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def post(num):
if nextPost == num - 1:
post(num)
else:
return num-1

Technically, he's a cancerfag.

this but unironically

This is 95% pure trash, but the CSS sticker actually got me. Fucking CSS.

I'm a tea drinker in a coffee drinking world
tea drinkers unite

i would use this

this but unironically

I know you're all joking but I'm extremely triggered right now.

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I turn coffee into orange pee

youtube.com/watch?v=Wa9Tp5JzlC0

Programmers get 6 figs cause they have to deal with programmers. Iamgine dealing with g in real life. Awful

>orange pee
user i have a bad news, thats a early sign of colon cancer
t. med student

did you know that only 13% of all developers are responsible of 60% of the whole codebase?

Based

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Team Earl Grey represent

LAMAO, LITERALLY ME, OMG

This is so 90s. Today it should probably say "Ritalin".

Dude have you not read the book?

I dont get it ;( wanna some1 xplain it 4 me?

I think the fact that there are people in the world doing this unironically it's what pisses you off.

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this is literally suckless philosophy

This image, but unironically

This image, but not as Wojakshit

>bent corners

OK now this is epic.

kek

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That is actually awesome

nice “CISCO” sticker, you fucking drones.

hownu.ru

literally a reddit meme

Extent is a noun and extend is a verb wtf are you talking about.

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Topkek

>2013

unironically ironically laughed while my name is ron from cali

This could have been me if I wasn't so contrarian.

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cringe

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WHAT THE FUCKKKK

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OMG!! you just WON the INTERNET !!

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