I'm making one of those ideal gf images based on Windows XP, but I can't think of any funny text to put around it...

I'm making one of those ideal gf images based on Windows XP, but I can't think of any funny text to put around it. What can Jow Forums come up with?

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>my olive dress? I'd rather not

Exprain

One of the pre-installed themes was olive green and it makes everything look like puke.

>would you like to take a tour of me?

>mfw she nags about my unused desktop icons and I ignore her

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>your old games? forget about them
>no, I don't look like a toy

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>you havent defragged me in weeks :(

>he forgot about xp-tan
Shameful

to know I'm genuine, you must activate me

Ideas:
Bonzi buddy
Clippy
Search Dog in file manager
Windows XP experience tour
Stopped Security Updates Bubble
Antivirus Bubble
Grassy fields

>U-use protection, A-non. Install Avast

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Incorporate this somehow

Olive Green was the best theme you fucking niggers. Fight me.

>is not a fucking foot

>VIRUS DEFINITIONS HAVE BEEN UPDATED

>actually giving OP suggestions on content to put in a 5 minute edit
Jow Forums...

Beautiful mounds beneath a blue sky, no bush in sight

No permission dialogs for administrative actions

Doesn't carry her own protection since she's not that whore-bitch Vista

Has a 64-bit sister

Perfect weight. Fits in 64mb ram unlike Vista, but isn't skin and bones like '98.

Knows how to update herself but never does it without your explicit permission

Might be insecure and let strangers inside her but it's not because she doesn't love you, its just the way she was made

Likes to spruce up your workspace with high resolution 1024x768 wallpapers

Has a cute puppy that retrieves your files

Allows 21st century web-design through her sofisticated ActiveX technology like no other OS can do.

Her friend MSN messenger knows everyone, and will make you the most popular guy at school.

Teehee

>Might be insecure and let strangers inside her but it's not because she doesn't love you, its just the way she was made
wtf i hate xp now

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