I'm making one of those ideal gf images based on Windows XP, but I can't think of any funny text to put around it. What can Jow Forums come up with?
I'm making one of those ideal gf images based on Windows XP, but I can't think of any funny text to put around it...
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>my olive dress? I'd rather not
Exprain
One of the pre-installed themes was olive green and it makes everything look like puke.
>would you like to take a tour of me?
>mfw she nags about my unused desktop icons and I ignore her
>your old games? forget about them
>no, I don't look like a toy
>you havent defragged me in weeks :(
>he forgot about xp-tan
Shameful
to know I'm genuine, you must activate me
Ideas:
Bonzi buddy
Clippy
Search Dog in file manager
Windows XP experience tour
Stopped Security Updates Bubble
Antivirus Bubble
Grassy fields
>U-use protection, A-non. Install Avast
youtube.com
Incorporate this somehow
Olive Green was the best theme you fucking niggers. Fight me.
>is not a fucking foot
>VIRUS DEFINITIONS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
>actually giving OP suggestions on content to put in a 5 minute edit
Jow Forums...
Beautiful mounds beneath a blue sky, no bush in sight
No permission dialogs for administrative actions
Doesn't carry her own protection since she's not that whore-bitch Vista
Has a 64-bit sister
Perfect weight. Fits in 64mb ram unlike Vista, but isn't skin and bones like '98.
Knows how to update herself but never does it without your explicit permission
Might be insecure and let strangers inside her but it's not because she doesn't love you, its just the way she was made
Likes to spruce up your workspace with high resolution 1024x768 wallpapers
Has a cute puppy that retrieves your files
Allows 21st century web-design through her sofisticated ActiveX technology like no other OS can do.
Her friend MSN messenger knows everyone, and will make you the most popular guy at school.
Teehee
>Might be insecure and let strangers inside her but it's not because she doesn't love you, its just the way she was made
wtf i hate xp now
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