What do you do for a living, Jow Forums? NEET? Student? Office drone?

What do you do for a living, Jow Forums? NEET? Student? Office drone?

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Currently an English teacher, in July I join a SOC team. Studying IT.

System administrator

fuk ur mom xD

Just started an infosec job this week
Shit is so cash

What were the requirements for the job?

Officially NEET
Otherwise freelance but fuck taxes

Office drone, draftsman for structural steelworks.

I'd like to know too, I'm about to finish my degree and I'm going into infosec.
Are you SOC or something?

So, NEET. Got it.

Careful with that my dude, I'm still paying tax debt from like 5 years ago. If the IRS can find Al Capone they can find you.

NEET GANG

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Just finished my high school dunno What to do so I am technically neet

Contractor for a new space company.

Currently making $90k working in IT as a tech lead. I don't know how I got here, but I'm at my wits end and about to go off the rails. I'm a sham, I don't actually think I'm qualified for this job but I've been here over a year. I woke up one morning and all of a sudden I'm doing a $90k job when I used to make $30k 5 years ago, and I have a wife??? Wtf.

I wish I could live the NEET life but I was pulled away :(

alcapone reported all his illegal income though

Office drone, programmer

student but prob not gonna finish my degree and become a hikki

Warehouse worker for a major corporation. Make $52k a year. Job is OK, but the management team is garbage that see the workers as nothing more than bodies. Have a degree in IT I don't use because all the IT jobs in my area pay sub $40k a year. Why the fuck would I take a $10k+ hit to have a shit load more responsibility as a keyboard jockey?

I dropped out in 9th grade and I haven't left my house since, best decision I've ever made.

Ophthalmic Assistant, and I do the IT for the practice. Going back to school soon for business and soon will be only part-time. Not looking forward to living with my dad again at age 30 but he said he'd pay my bills and not charge me rent while I go back to school so I can't turn down the chance to finally finish a degree.

Consultant, penetration tester

>IRS
Don't have to worry about those fags here, the equivalent are useless here

Network Engineer, keeping your porn streaming at high def

Thank you for your service

>not 4K VR

Part time software developer at the university I study at. I'm also trying to take some online courses over the summer but the school keeps fucking up

I'm uni student, in other words socially admitted NEET.

Data engineer for a marketing platform company.

I want to be you in a few years. Also how do I find a wife? I can't find them in any repositories :(

Thank you for your cervix.

weather forecasting

app developer on a professional services team

I'm a student, my family pays for everything.

financial analyst

Nothing im already in debt for the government for not paying my bills and im too stupid for anything thanks anxiety

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I go to commercial printing companies and fix what makes the plates for the presses. I legit only need windows 2000/2003 Server to do my job. Everything else is a set of Allen wrenches and a Philips.

Boilermaker apprentice. Because IT industry it dead as fuck in my country..

Do you live in Nigeria?

Currently on a networking internship.
I'm really hoping these jews give me at least a part-time gig after this shit is done.

Wage slave at a minimum wage job but student next year

Startup CTO. We mostly work with mining companies in AI/ioT and large backend projects. We avoid webshit as much we can.

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Just finished my bachelor's degree in CS.
I dont have a job yet, but I'm gonna probably work as network security for this one hospital.

do you have a degree?

Please tell us your story up to now, neckbeard monk.

What is your education level and job experience? Also if you dont mind me asking, how old are you and do you really wish you could be a neet without a wife?

I would really like to have a high paying jobs like yours one day, but idk if I'd want to be married.

I'm currently studying Systems Engineering and interning at a """big""" company here in Mexico...
It's not the best salary but meh, i kinda enjoy it I guess

I'm currently studying Systems Engineering and interning at a """big""" company here in Mexico...
It's not the best salary but meh, i kinda enjoy it I guess, at least it's enough to survive

I run 5 different phone systems for a health Network because my company is schizophrenic.

>Nortel
>Shorter
>Definity
>Avaya Aura
>CUCM

This is not including legacy key systems like Toshiba and Merlin and retarded shit like that

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$130k. Remote senior softwar engineer. I work from home 100%. Typescript/Javascript/Go.

Only thing I wish for is a wife.

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Student. Crying myself to death inside.

How'd you transition to remote?

I didn't. I was commuting more than an hour each way at my old job. It was killing my soul. Started applying to remote jobs and managed to snag one on a HackerNews Who's Hiring monthly thread.

hang in there, user. i know what it's like to have imposter syndrome at work. for some reason, my company handed me our biggest client - a relationship worth tens of millions to my company. i had little to no experience and now i'm a global level manager. life is strange sometimes. i guess the good news for both of us is, whenever you decide to leave, this experience and salary benchmark is on the resume for life.

will you be my dad?

I work overnights in a bakery, baking.

I want children made from my own seed.

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2nd month in as a IT helpdesk and already feeling life passing by but the money is good.

Shit relationship right now with a bigger brainlet than me and honestly have no clue where to go from here. Seems like just yesterday I was having a blast on the PC alone in my room

No degree, although I put a lot of time into IT certifications. Over the years I got CCNP R&S, CCNA Security, VCP5, MCSE: Core Infrastructure

I also dumped hundreds of hours into MIT open courseware which isn't credited but the content is so good for it being free. I can reverse a linked list, or invert a binary tree on a whiteboard if that counts for anything.

>Also if you dont mind me asking, how old are you and do you really wish you could be a neet without a wife?

Almost 28. Yes, if by that you mean I could live comfortably without stress or guilt. Right now I'm having a lot of health problems that seem to be stemming from stress. I feel overworked at my job because real life consulting is so much more than domain knowledge. The people aspect gets me hard, and the fact that I'm expected to lead a bunch of idiots doesn't help. Honestly I feel I'd be better off taking a pay cut and taking a senior tech position instead of leadership.

Weird how that happens, isn't it? Hang in there too buddy, I appreciate the consolation.

Student and cashier, can't wait to be king

I'm a yes man.

How is IT helpdesk? It's probably going to be my first IT job before wanting to transitioning into being a sysadmin.

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Shit, develop actual skills asap and leave for something better.

So it's really just one of those jobs that pretty much exists for getting the skills and immediately applying?

It has high turnover and generally requires little to no skill, what do you think? It is the equivalent of working fast food, flipping burgers in the tech industry.

Well shit, I'll continue on doing certificates and finding a somewhat okay IT job to get the experience and skills.

I second this. It is literally the worst. The people stuck in helpdesk are there because they don't realize it actually gets better once you move on, but before you move on you have to develop good skills. I don't mean on the job skills, you need that but you also need certifications. Get them. Don't cheat (there are answers out there) and learn the stuff for real, get books, watch CBT Nuggets, and set up a home lab. Dive deeper if you can. The harder you work at this stage, the quicker it's going to get easy. I promise you. Good luck user.

disenfranchised codemonkey.

>System administrator
do you need a degree in CS for this?

having a hard time building a resume because I'm a college senior and I have not worked yet, and I have no 'projects' to show for so all my skills I've been honing all these years mean pretty much nothing :C

line cook. Make pretty good money and full health insurance which is rare but it fucking sucks.
I'm teaching myself to code and highly considering a boot camp so I can change industries.

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I stay financially stable by helping the homeless.
I get a hotel room and offer a random homeless person a place to stay over night with a shower. I then get them fast food dinner that I add a powerful sleeping agent to the drink. I leave for a few hours but come back and I then harvest them for organs that I pack into coolers and sell off. From there cut up the body into a suitcase and later dump into the ocean. I also feel better in the end knowing I provided a valuable service to the medical community.

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Organisational Psychologist with a part time private practice

this but unironically

Currently a neet until fall
My mom died a year and three months ago and ruined my ability to function as an adult

I'm a composer/sound design. I score music for film and other media.

help desk at a finance company
It's more less level 2 support since level 1 is handled by others

Probably the worst fucking job I've had ever
Literally less than 30 minutes of work out of a 8 hour shift.
Maybe 5 minutes of work this weekend on 2 x 12 hour shifts

sound designer*

for $10

all the feels for you bro...take care

2 years after starting my career - I now work with projects and implementation of technologies and am a subject matter expert for some of the technologies even though I am fucking retarded and should've never been put in this position to begin with (but that's just due to my employeer being a retard and putting junior/consultant-level consultants in senior/chief level positions).

Transitioning into security due to the amount of jobs and hatred for current job. Getting a masters in criminal IT investigations and hopefully end up working for the FBI, NSA or something so that I can catch scum and pedo fucks for a living.

>Literally less than 30 minutes of work out of a 8 hour shift.
Aren't you happy to do not work too much?
What do you do as layer 2 help desk, if I may ask?

Business Systems Analyst in an RnD department of a decent software company.

NEET here.
I know it's a sham. I know it will all come crashing down some day.
But I've never worked a job in my life, and I'm utterly incapable of doing anything outside of hobby projects.
At least I still have my parent around.

i'm ignorant on what those certs are exactly but it looks like they qualify you enough idk why ur complaining. If you get a whiff of them catching onto you just do something un-HR-friendly and get fired that way. just leacing would be sus AF

corporate concierge in a dead building of tech companies full of shy nerds, so I do nothing 95% of every day. I'm looking forward to starting an apprenticeship and actually learning/accomplishing things in my job

piano teacher

I was but 8 months in and I'm actually bored watching netflix/reading
It's not traditional level 2 - it's more like "finance scripts run, if something is wrong, idiot raises a ticket. We just spot it first and redirect it to whatever department. We just make sure if they're too dumb to fix it, we can call someone at 4am to fix it since it's a server problem

All in all I'd say workwise 50% of it is monitoring stuff. 30% is handling idiot monkeys panicking since something isn't work (they're all different departments, one giant fucking chat with maybe 30 people at once from 4 different countries from help desk lvl1 to oracle DBAs and none have a clue what the others are good for) so we play "here's what the fuck you all do, get to work" role since we're in the global HQ

just say "java code monkey" lmbo

HikiNEET

Thing is, I have no idea about coding. I graduated in American Culture, BA in English Teaching. I just liked IT and managed to get in as a technical writer because I impressed the director. And I just kept getting more and more tasks and somehow I always delivered, and now I'm here. I don't code anyway, I design solutions that our programmers write. I also manage our tests Literally my dream job.

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So you haven't too much requests from dumb people but you send them all to level 3 and they do the job?
Is there somenthing you can fix on your own?
Examples?

IT support intern, aka lowlevel scum

Unironically IDF

I haven't found anything I like. So unemployed 9 years.

Same

A-aya?

Once every two months we'll get a call from some stupid cunt claiming we broke something when it's on their end and we just og through the usual of "yes, yes we'll look into it " and let chat now and they resolve it as "he's stupid and thus wrong".

Something I can't fix on my own would be anything related to the DBA's job or the server guys jobs since they're contracted

How's it going Ari?

Wow, my other personality posted in this thread. Spooky!