/csg/ - Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.

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audiobudget.com/product/TinHiFi/T2
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doesn't apply to chinese sellers

also i'm not sure about the specific law in canada but the 14 days right to return doesn't apply until after you pick it up and if you refuse to pick it up the seller could charge a restocking fee. aliexpress does have a return policy but you're supposed to send it back in a proper return process (not worth the postage), you can't just dispute it, you can try but an user has had his dispute rejected for not picking it up.

so "my dear friend" stories are true huh. there is no way i can beat those red overlords.

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Alright, should I take these?
m.fr.aliexpress.com/item/32982512878.html
Or those?
fr.aliexpress.com/item/-/32982341017.html

For those people interested in building an ebike I finally found the ebike diy videos I watched like 5 years agos. Turns out searching for part 6 instead of day 6 will make it impossible to get results. Anyways some slav builds a bike from some chink kit and hopefully sourced his batteries locally and not from china. If this seems like too much work or it looks like it will get stolen then just getting a motor and doing the mountain bike mod is a lot simpler and beyond the battery pack it won't look much different from regular bikes. Dunno if people even steal ebikes but you won't have insurance like a motorcycle.
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLU8FC2DvVJQReXnsKAZ2Vgcyw1dJ9WDHm

Forgot to post it here. I took a video of some big ass rats when I was running outside with my Mi 9 SE in order to try the camera a bit. I guess the quality is alright.
files.catbox.moe/ub1btp.mp4

I've been Dear Friended. Waited on a package for nearly 3 months now. Contacted seller who should have shipped ages ago, and they said the package may have been lost in transit. Don't know what to make of that, but at least they were cool and offered a full refund. Should get that in the near future

For what it's worth, I haven't been seriously chinked by anyone yet. I'm disappointed, but grateful for that much. I pray you all receive similar service with your vendors.

take that, chinks

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What's going on? What's going to happen in 2 days?

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Turns out it's one of those smaller sales. Nonetheless, they offer sitewide sales. Please, tell me they have those juicy new user coupons, I need more shit.

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sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/light_up_ramadan.htm
Click on Light Up Ramadan and sign in 6 days in a row. Then you get a $25 voucher ($120 minimum) and ~20% on everything below $120.
You can cancel orders to reach the $120

You can't get the $30 anymore

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Meh, the welcome back coupon I got expired a couple of days ago, the lost another coupons by cancelling an order. And the small promo codes there were for my country just expired too.
Where can I get coupons? gib coupons pls.

wtf shouldnt Ali and Jack Ma be throwing Ramadan practitioners in a camp?

Stop buying this stuff

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Give a reason

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breaks easy

you aren't suppose to shove it up your ass

pls leave

Got my AP 60 II
It sounds more clear and louder than my old Ruizu x02, navigation is easy and was faster to load all my songs, it supports play list and the tags work!
There is a slight hiss between songs but I am not sure if is the IEMs (KZ ZSN) or the player itself.
The only thing that I don't like is that for changing songs, you have to turn the screen on.
I suppose that is to prevent mistakes but its kind of annoying.
Now I need to wait for the bluetooth TRN cable and I will be finished with all this audio memes.

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KZ ZSN vs ZSN Pro. what's the beef?

They don't compare to the real deal.
I buy mine local when they're on discount.

Can you recommend me a (raspberry, orange pi or however they are called) with enough specs to run a email and ftp server? Also, which distro/code should I use. I have never used one of those super small pc

so just bought my first chinkphone on aliexpress and now they're chinking me out of 37 dollars because of a 'remote delivery fee'
can i just cancel my order and get my money back?

1 GB of ram should be enough, just check orangepi store on ali

Well, I was wondering if 512MB was enough but they are cheap so I'll go for a 1GB and maybe install Ubuntu terminal

Not if they've already sent it out.

they haven't, in their message they said i can choose another address, pay the fee or cancel the order and place a new one with the standard shipping
i'd like to know if i can just cancel the order and get my money back

>just cancel the order and get my money back
Yea. 3-5 business days.

Slav user, what did you plan for your neighbor's chicken?

yes you can

What's the program to use for flashing counterfeit capacity drives to true capacity?

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>install Ubuntu terminal

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You fucked up. I hope it was cheap.

>bluetooth TRN cable
Don't it hisses like a motherfucker
And has annoying voice indicators

Ubuntu server, my bad

Do you think it will arrive?

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How is that getting chinked? Packages do get lost. As long as he refunded you, he did nothing wrong.

yes

thoughts?

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Why shouldn't I create a new account on AliExpress everytime I buy shit there for the free coupon?

It's a pump

Is there any good 4g routers?

I am happy with it, I just worry about the battery life
damn, I would get them next week lets see how much

Just get a cheap fish tank pump

Fraud is a felony

>I am happy with it, I just worry about the battery life
Yeah, because you are clueless. Next time do some research before buying.

What do you mean by cancelling orders to reach $120?

probably means you fil the cart until it's => 120$, then apply the code, cancel what you don't want to buy and then pay

Probably by putting $120 worth of stuff, applying the code and then removing the stuff I guess.

You should always do it, the best coupons for normal users give you 25% discount at best. Unless you're buying 100+ items, not worth it.
t. guy that has done it about 15 times and still gets away with it
Why is this fraud? I create an account for my "brother" and they accept my order.

Yeah and what will you recommend?

I want to stick my hard drive in her rear port.
If you know what I mean

>Find a pair of bluetooth earbuds that I want
>Only colour available is white, black is out of stock

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Chinks got lucky. My ona bags arrived today, exactly two months after ordering it and a few hours before I clicked dispute. Yanwen is amazing in some ways. Well, we'll play the same game again soon.

u mad whiteboi

spend my bucks for KZ ZSN or spend more for Tin T2 / Yinyoo V2?

100% sure there is another vendor selling the exact same thing and has stock. Use the app and you can do an image search.

The latter two would be more comfortable in your ears

The 3 (three) stores selling them only have them in white right now.

Have the ZST, they're pretty good, don't know if those are 3-4x worth what I paid for these.

how do the 2 compare in sound quality? (pref. warm signature)

audiobudget.com/product/TinHiFi/T2

audiobudget.com/product/Yinyoo/V2

is there a discord server? discussing products specifically is unpleasant in thread format

better to buy the yinyoos then

i wish chinaman would hurry up with my top puff already and my weed grinder

How are the cheap xbox 360 controllers?

What are some good wireless keyboards on ali?

Just shattered my last one by rolling an offuce desk over it

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Daps made by fiio or shanling. They dont scam people and abandon their products because something else released.

Will I get chinked, user?

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Are there any good chinky alternatives to the Punkt and Light Phone? I don't want anything with a web browser, games or social media built-in. It should also have 4G since they're shutting down the 2G networks where I live soon, and they've already shut down the 3G networks.

There's a telegram group.

Awei is what you want

>Switzerland
>Can't spend more than $2 on a pair of bluetooth headphones
Sacrebleu твн

Reviews say it's a complete shit.

They very likely produce a ridiculous amount of background static and buzzing. It's as if you were listening to a really low quality audio tape.

Any good chink watches?

is that really feasible?

Only ever consider fakes, like the DW user posted some time ago. And that is if you want shitty fashion watch to impress instagram thots. Chink watches mostly look like shit and you are better off buying cheap casio.

I wanted some that I wouldn't mind destroying with sweat/rainwater or losing. I didn't expect to find some THIS cheap, but I gave it a shot. Expect to hear from me in 30-50 days.

Also, they're literally cheaper than a can of beer in a supermarket.

Can you recommend a specific model?

and smartwatches?

they'll look are work like shit too. if you want a stylish smart watch get a pebble

Alright, real question please no bulli.
I know this is a bit off topic, but is there a dating equivalent for Aliexpress? I want to import a cheap Chinese wife.

Assuming you want the cheapest, most reliable ones

aliexpress.com/item//32794551578.html

Has no magnet

aliexpress.com/item//32813056906.html

Has a magnet

Any recommendations for waterproof bluetooth speakers?

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Don't these guys work on saturday in the middle of the night?
I tried to contact two sellers and none of them replied.

>Customs return item to sender
>I message them
>They want to refund me via PayPal. Not to do anything on the site
>I say no
>Open dispute asking for refund
>Ali offers a full refund
>I accept
>Waiting for the seller to respond

Been waiting for the seller to respond for 11 days now, they've obviously seen it. Will Ali just refund me eventually if they don't respond?

Why did you refuse the refund by paypal?

ITS A SCAM

How, so?

I've read that some vendors refund via PayPal, wait for the dispute window to close and then reverse PayPal. I've read in csg to always handle things via Ali

Damn, fucking chinks.

>always handle things via Ali
yup, regardless of website (ali, ebay, etc.), always use the refund system of the website and not paypal (unless you need to escalate things much further and need to get paypal support involved)

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Why do the Chinese marketers pick beautiful white people for their ads?
I feel triggered.

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My earbuds arrived. They smell like a Chinese sweatshop.

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They should be fine otherwise, though. They passed an undoubtedly very thorough inspestion.

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>Why
>marketers
>pick beautiful
>people
>for their ads?
(You)

>beautiful

What's wrong whit that dude? I'm black and i'm don't feel anger for that, that's just their businesses dude.