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Ah yes, Silicon Valley.
A magical place where you earn substantially above national average and it's barely enough to rent an old shipping container shared with five other people.
I wonder how long is this circus going to last.
half of those companies don't exist anymore and the rest aint going to exist in a few years
Fix the Firefox already
Mozilla Tranny employee
I unironically would be okay with living in an RV. Too bad that I work in the silicon wadi and not valley, where employers will probably charge you for rent if you try to pull this off. This is a country where restaurant owners literally offset the sum of the tips made by waiters from their salaries.
>sethe
pretty easy to save 90% of your income when you make over 100k a year.
I immediately go yikes whenever i get invitation to work in commiefornia
>barely enough to rent an old shipping container shared with five other people
This
Here's the future of housing Goyim.
Now give me the rent scheckels Goyim.
*Greedy landlord hubs hands*
Share your room with at least 5 people Goyim.
But Oy Vey! Remember to pay those Rent Scheckels.
Cope. Skilled software engineers can make 300k+ in SV. Rent isn't even that expensive
Not in the bay area. He probably showers, eats, shits, shaves, trims hair, socialize, and gets his entertainment in the googleplex offices. He doesn't buy any clothes, any food, and most likely doesn't get laid.
>USA, so no human or consumer rights
>california, so the rights the USA does give you (like the first and second amendments) you can't actually express without being lynched by the commie brigade
>paying extra to live just above the poverty line
> He probably showers, eats, shits, shaves, trims hair,...
& do lewd stuff ... alongside a lots of roommates sleeping in a same room.
>theguardian.com
Co-living
Imagine the Smell
Thanks for the picture, now I finally know what silicon valley is geographically. You're all right, op.
Were these reports actually saying "...and it's a good thing!" when they wrote this? Like it's great to earn 100k a year and live in a fridge box on the street with 4 other people AND pay rent to some kike?
Would absolutely kill myself before resorting to paying some cunt $1k for the privilege of a single bed with no privacy and dirty hippies running around and stealing my shit. HELL NO. This is just giving up your dignity and humanity. Might as well go to the homeless shelter and not pay anything.
How do you fap there?
At night, and people around you pretend they're not wide awake while you do it
How do you fuck your gf there?
Yes they do name 5 off that list that are out of business
>living in one of those Africa-tier communal """houses"""
>having a gf
pick one.
At night, and people around you pretend they're not wide awake while you do it
Exactly, which is why I said, pretty easy to save 90% of your income when you make over 100k a year, if all your expenses are gasoline and insurance.
If you're working in the bay area making over 100k and you're attempting to rent or even attempting to buy a house/apartment, you're already doing it wrong. Van dwellers have it right in this instance.
you don't. Chad does it for you, and you get to watch. It's in the communal spirit.
Still the most realistic bond villain profit motive...
t-thanks
These highly educated people can’t into basic math, if you can’t afford housing while being in the 90th percentile of income then forego the “high income” for a lower income in a cheaper to live area and you’ll be able to live a normal life.
>unemployed codecuck
That's not possible.
There must be a lot of jobs for comp sci majors there.
Why don't kids who do comp sci move to silicon valley and try to get hired?
>made 2 apps with 10000+ downloads
>sent resume to over 300 companies
>response from like 15, 3 calls and no interviews
No one cares unless you have a paper from a university.
I wish I could live there, but alas no such luck for us eurocucks.
American employers don't want euros
They only want pajeets and chinks who can be underpaid
>hire a privileged whiteoid for more money
>or hire a hard working (and smarter) pajeet for less money
>300
The truth is that your cover letter and or cv suck or you applied to the wrong jobs. You have to pick your battles lad, but you should go to uni anyways, I know I am after working as a developer for years w/o a degree. Everyone will see you not having a degree as a free ticket to pay you 25-50% less than what your coworkers get.
I'll take a 25% hit but literally no one hires me
Also you must be in america or one of those nations.
This is why I have no respect for a lot of people.
Also these will be the first people to eat bugs
bugs aren't even cheap. I'd eat them if they were the cheapest thing going, but you have to pay a premium to eat them at the moment. Cheapest meat I know of is Alaskan Pollock, doesn't have much taste but it's still healthy food
>rent isn’t even that expensive
Yes it is. Remember society depends on work done by everyone from the lowest to the highest paid, what good is it to make 300k if you literally live in a skid row apartment with one of the highest homeless populations in the USA and the lowest world wide (according to a UN study) public bathroom accessibility. You can’t live in a ivory tower without guards at the doors and if those guards can’t afford to live there then eventually you can’t live there either.
Yeah it's pretty sad how this generation will eat shit for the illusion of status instead of actually building shit.
A generation of cattle
Eat bugs Goyim.
Leave the Kosher Meat for Chosen people only.
You Goyim will eat those non Kosher bugs. Which are cheaper to make.
But I will sell to you Goyim at an expensive price tag to get muh profit Scheckels.
>How would I masturbate to my Hentai without looks of disgust?
no, I'm in yurop
>tfw central and northern cali is incredible and beautiful but every time I visit it's full of these pretentious faggots
Yeesh, even my group home isn't this bad. And I don't even need a job to afford to live here, just a measely disability income. These Silicon Valley people are the ultimate cucks.
There aren't any homeless people in Silicon Valley idiot.
you have literally no idea what you're talking about.
I make 300k in the bay area and I'm living comfortably in a 2 bedroom apartment with rent being about 30-40% of my monthly income.
the losers on this board are living proof that it is.
Is this a refugee camp?
Do you live under a rock?
SF is not SV. Media blurrs the distinction for convenience. SV hardly has any homeless outside of some in SJ.
A 2 bed bougie apartment is going to run you like 5 to 6k a month. You can split it with a roommate. If you're making 300k a year even after taxes, if you were to pay for the entire thing by yourself and have both rooms, you'd be paying around 30-40% which is typical for Americans paying rent. If you split the cost then you'd be paying well below what most americans pay for rent and well below the "financially sound" recommendation of 30%.
Basically a high earning techie in SV is still a fucking king compared to the peasants elsewhere.
>put solar panel on ground
>hydrogen gas converter
>live in luxury blimp with bed/tv/power
>recharge blimp daily at ground station for cheap
Yes it is, are you retarded? When people say San Francisco they mean the SanFran greater area or Bay Area which, like most greater areas includes several cities including basically all of SV, including Santa Clara, San Jose, and Mountain View. SV has tons of homeless, you'll probably run into fewer homeless in SF proper especially near business districts
>human feces and drug needles on the street
no it doesn't
So you pay $10000 USD in rent a month and you think that this is a well balanced budget/financial situation?
>what are taxes
>what are deductions
>what are bonuses and stock vestings that don't count
I pay $3000 a month for a 2 bedroom.
I actually recommend living in a leased/rented SUV instead of an RV. Much cheaper, your car looks normal and doesn't attract attention. You can shower at work or in a gym. Your cost is just around 400-500 for leased and 700-800 for rented.
I did it for three months on an internship, and would do again.
No you fucking retard there aren't any homeless people in Mountain View and Sunnyvale.
You said you made 300k and paid 30 to 40% of it in rent. That’s ten grand on the forty end
The 30-40% number is based on 2 biweekly paychecks. Learn the difference.
How am I supposed to discern facts from information you’ve omitted? You said your anual income and how much percent of your income you paid in rent. Apparently you don’t pay 30 to 40 percent in rent, so quit saying you do.
Too lewd to answer.
Just imagine.
Imagine being a highly paid professional and work a dozen of hours daily and barely afford Treblinka living conditions
No tech workers live there. Those are for coffee baristas and other people making minimum wage.
>human feces and drug needles on the street
You are not so well informed
about the STATE of California
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"trash, needles, feces on San Francisco streets"
>one small city represents an entire state
>wealthiest city of an entire state
This is how I know you have no idea what you are talking about
>Those are for coffee baristas and other people making minimum wage.
Wage Slavin' & Mc'Love it.
Really makes you think doesn’t it. Although there are historical reasons as well as being fall out from bad social policy as well as a complete lack of safety net as well as total unaffordability of housing and a failure of housing policy that doesn’t allow any new or extra housing to be built. In short big government unbridled capitalism servicing a minority of enterprises
>San Francisco is the wealthiest city of an entire state
Santa Clara still in San Francisco Bay Area.
Unironically am so glad I got out of there. Actually LA-tier "living" conditions. I've never ever seen so many people paying so much for so little.
It's not San Francisco.
This
>30-40% of my monthly income
the absolute state of silicon valley niggers
>Santa Clara
>old money rich people and their offspring going to SCU
>still a stones' throw away from the shithole that is San Jose, not even mentioning the East Bay
But I'm sure all that high income must count for something, just like it does in SJ!
So these are the people behind the services I use everyday.
So where are all the articles about needles and poop on the streets of Palo Alto?
Silicon Valley include Palo Alto, Menlo Park, Cupertino, Santa Clara, Mountain View, and Sunnyvale.
sun for one ... not gonna bother looking up the rest.
None of which have needles or poop on the street.
>Silicon Valley include Palo Alto, Menlo Park, Cupertino, Santa Clara, Mountain View, and Sunnyvale.
Palo Alto is mostly business sprawl, young people don't live there if they're on their own. The few places that are reasonably affordable are filled with dregs ala SJ
Ditto Mountain View
Sunnyvale is nice but prices are absolutely obscene, enjoy paying over $2-2.5k for a shitty studio
>Might as well go to the homeless shelter and not pay anything.
yeah, i'm sure you'll love having to wait in line every day for hours to see if you can get in for the night, and then having to pack your shit up every morning and leave.
All those places are affordable to the typical tech worker. $2.5k a month is literally nothing.
God I wish I was american. I can't leave Canada fast enough.
But I don't want to move to SF, I want to move somewhere more conservative.
Why did you say SF when this thread isn't about SF?
how the fuck would you manage to live like this and work well? I live in shitty conditions and save as much as I can, but even I would NOT live like this, surrounded by that many people.
This thread makes me question why haven’t these tech companies simply outsourced work to third parties foreign or domestic? You could rent a dead mall in the middle of bfe pay your people a third of the money and they’d have ten times the quality of life and tech giants would save a fortune
Sun
Opnext
Postini
Neopath
Opensys
There's plenty more, and plenty that are failing like Yahoo and MIPS
>Sunnyvale is nice but prices are absolutely obscene, enjoy paying over $2-2.5k for a shitty studio
I'm paying $3.2k and they want to raise it to $3.5k. I feel trapped. Don't come here. It's the worst.
>$2.5k to live in a backyard granny studio in Sunnyvale being surrounded by dying boomers
Enjoy
As I said, never have I seen people pay so much for so little. I've seen people trap couches on CL for $800/mo., what a fucking joke
>300k a year income is so little
Because that is where the talent is. Hire Pajeet in Indian instead and he'll save on payroll costs but lose the company millions through his fuckups.
>300k/year
Fucking where. All the codemonkeys I knew earned 70-80k. Even then, 300k in SV is like 80-95k in a sane place.
>small
How is 300k in SV like 80-95k in a sane place when I make even less than the former and my annual post-tax surplus is already above the latter?