Karen Thread

Sorry user I left the others on my desk at home. I will get them to you though.

Cool

Last time you posted, you said you were having spaghetti and meatballs that Karen made
What's happened since?

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Not much really. She's been pretty happy the last few days. We went out Thursday like we do everyweek. Yesterday we got cozy under the blankets because of the weather and the sudden cold front. She dropped her tablet on her face the other day. That was pretty funny.

Kek saved

lol'd

>its been a great few days
>not much really
I don't get how not much has happened in the days since you had requited confessions of love and multiple kisses, how's karen-chan?

>I don't get how not much has happened in the days
This.
Did you kiss, did you cuddle while naked? Took baths together? fondled her breasts? Tongue kisses? Cunnilingus? Blowjob? Sex?

She is pretty good. She goes between being shy and being bold periodically

I did scare the hell out of her last night though. The power went out while she was in the bathroom and she was using her phone light to get around and calling my name. I hid around a corner and walked behind her a bit and blew on her it and she screamed and hit me.

We've kissed a few more times and cuddled alot but not naked.

Did you buy the condoms yet?

I do have some....just in case. But I don't think our relationship is near that point yet.

Always good to be safe.

I was kissing her when we got back from dinner the other day and I decided to be a bit bold and kiss her neck and she started moaning quite loudly and it flustered both of us and it was a bit awkward after that.

How thin are the walls in your building? Is this something the neighbors might be able to hear?

We live on the corner and our neighbor is an old lady who thinks we are married. She has never complained about noise so I guess they are decently thick.

How far do you think you want to take this relationship? Will you continue to be a couple into the distant future? Is marriage on the table? Children?

I dont think children are going to be on our table. As far as being a couple well we've been living this way for over 3 years so I think us advancing will only bring us closer together. Marriage will not be possible but I think that its just a legal status anyway.

Is kissing necks really lewd as you've described? I might wanna try this [spoiler]on my X yo cousin.[/spoiler]
You shouldn't care for marriage, you're already an family. There's already no problem with inheritance or who stay with the kids, in case something bad happens.

CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

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I think I discovered a sensitive spot on her neck. I definitely noted it for future reference. I had to go splash cold water on my face to calm down. I'm talking a deep breathful moan.

I love that picture. I know I say that alot but its adorable

Jesus it’s been too long

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Need more stories

Try asking if you cuddle with less clothes next time

She crawled under my shirt the other night.

BE A MAN
You must be swift as a coursing river.

You could probably get her in her panties at least

Also how do you two cuddle? Do you leglock?

When she sleeps in one of my shirts she only wears the shirt and her panties

I lay on my back normally and she lays on her chest on top of me. She occasionally locks legs when she is cold

You should try to put your hands into her shirt as well.

You should get Jow Forums, it would be a lot more pleasurable for her

I'm in pretty decent shape I do alot of swimming at the gym and weight lifting on my days off. Normal work day I'll go for a short 2 or 3 mile run and do some pushups at home. On my days off I goto the gym for about 3 or 4 hours and do total body workout

I might try that user. I licked her last time maybe I'll work my hands up this time

How much do you bench/squat/deadlift?

thats just god damn cute
as long as things are going places I still wanna hear about it
is she into /jp/ or anime enough to know a kabedon? you should kabedon her

I'm not gonna lie. I dropped a 210 bar on myself in HS and have had a phobia of it since. I stick to freeweights mainly and do things like burpees or I cant think of the name off the top of my head but its like situps and you move the weight to each side. Stuff like that. But I only do maybe an hour of that most of the time is spent swimming.

Why can’t you keep this autism to /a/

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You’re thinking of russian twists

That’s fine anyways, you can get a really wide chest without really going that hard. I recommend cable cross and flies, good for making it bigger and more pumped

When we were in HS we had the same lunch period so we would always end up eating our lunch but she would normally start trying to feed me her food. I would refuse and she would get pouty about it. Well we were sitting and some guy came over to ask her out. I'm talking a real chad but the guy was a shitbag. She told him off very plainly and he got pissed off at her and started calling her a bitch. I beat the fuck out of the guy in cafeteria and got suspended for 3 days for it. Still worth it though.

How did it go? Did you sucker punch him? Or did you throw words around and then start fighting?

Ahh thanks. That would have bothered me.

I can't believe Karen actually seduced her Onii-chan. The absolute mad lady.

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I dont sucker punch people that would not have made me look good. I told him off first and he swung on me. Rest was history. I wasnt going to lose after saying a bunch of stuff and especially not in front of my imouto

Well, did he hit you?

She has done it to me before. She likes to corner me when she is mad or she wants affection.

Well yeah. We both got pretty beat up. We both stayed bruised up for awhile. He eventually came up and apologized to us like a week later.

Do it to her, then. Or the next time she does it to you, grab her butt and pull her closer.

She did get mad at me though because I wasnt at school with her for 3 days. She really wanted to stay home with me but I made her go in.

>implying stuff like that isn’t why she wants to get in your pants to this day

I might grab her but next time she decides to hug me and stand on my feet.

feel like posting

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I gave her a plushie dolphin I got from a field trip to the aquarium in 4th grade that she still has to this day.

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Ashley is cute

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True

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Aren't you 3 years older than her? How could you be in HS alongside her
[spoiler] please be more consistent with the lies, user-kun[/spoiler]

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No spoilers

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Almost all American high schools have 4 grades. Freshman, Sophomore, Junior, Senior.

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user, I don't think you know how to count
They would be together in high school for Karen's freshman and sophomore years

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what the fuck are these thread?
incestuous orbiting by proxy?

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Damn spoilerless board.

/a/ refugees

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Who is this cock warlock?

Do you have a cute little sister or cool big sister?

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It's about one user's quest to fuck his sister

Go fuck yourself shit stain

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Got any other stories. Chris?

4 Years? Okay, my bad.
If he's 3 years older, when she's a freshmen he would be a senior.

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nah just a brother

i meant everyone else who posts in these threads

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