Are jobs just a myth? in my 25 years of existence, I have never worked a single day

Are jobs just a myth? in my 25 years of existence, I have never worked a single day

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but where money come from??

Not OP, but personally, I just mooch off other people's tax dollars. Working hard to enrich your boss is for cucks.

from other people via taxes.
Socialism HO!

You don't live in America correct?

Jobs aren't a myth.
The real myth is that all jobs involve actually working and not fucking around on a desk fapping to traps and doing menial shit that could be easily automated.

Are good OPs just a myth? In my 7 years of taiwanese basket weaving image board browsing I have never seen a single one.

I can understand not wanting to wageslave for some guy getting paid 10x what you do, but that doesn't give you the right to sit on your ass and get free money. At the very least you should spend your time learning or training for something you DO want to do.

I'm nigger so I get the right to leech of whitey's money

Do NEETs really not understand that in having a job life is much better? You trade 8 hrs of shitposting/fapping for 8 hrs of work a day, in return you get full benefits, and thousands in discretionary income a month? Why am I even making this point

NEETards are mentally retarded, no point of arguing with one.

Time is more valuable than anything, you only have one live.

>you only have one live
yeah, wouldn't want to spend it learning grammar

This. Depending on the job you could even get in some shitposting at work if you truly care.

true, but wouldn't want my employer knowing I browse 4chinz

It was a typo. Seeing how you don't want to address the actual message, I'm just gonna assume you're another upset wagecuck. :)

I was being a smart ass, I agree that spending all those hours at work sucks, but I just feel the alternative would be worse, to each their own

>Socialism HO!

Would probably kicked out to work on some shitty building site.

>Time is more valuable than anything, you only have one live.
>He said as he makes the 100th post today on an anonymous basket weaving taiwanese forum
Don't kid yourself, i used to believe NEET life was the way to go, once my neetbucks stopped flowing i packed up myself and discovered that after a 9 to 5 day i have still a shitload of time to wank, hang out with people and shitpost, with the exception i can now afford expensive toys

>I feel
>Doesn’t use logic
>Falls back on emotions
Whoa

>You trade 8 hrs of shitposting/fapping for 8 hrs of work a day, in return you get full benefits

If it was this way, I'd work 12 hours a day without any problems. Right now, not only you won't get full benefits, but the employer will jew up even on the most basic things like recommendation letter.

It's quite depressing, to be honest. Employers are too entitled nowadays due to all the cucks with their "good work ethics" of being a willing slave and get paid in pats from the back from manager/boss.

>NEET
>Logic
bruh....

And, what do you plan to do if your welfare is ever cut off?

Economic recessions or shifts in the political landscape happen fairly regularly and there's no guarantee that just because you can get welfare now doesn't mean you'll be able to in the future. What's your plan for when they day comes that you are finally cut off?

Most jobs are totally fake, and not needed at all.

get in cagie

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How in the hell can someone be so cynical?

What makes you think I'm not learning a skill?

Mom and ebay

You're here

Start my own business.

>8 hrs
It's a lie. Even if you are lucky and live next door to the workplace you still waste more for preparing and going in. Realistically the next door thing never happens, so 10-20-30-60-forever minutes travelling added. And don't forget the unpaid lunch break, what is not avoidable, because a good worker needs to eat and rest during the day, but better eat at your desk if anything comes up you need to be here! 30-60 mins added. Oh you wanted to go home already at the end of the day? Yes, the shift is over, buuut, there is this very important report, what need to be done for tomorrow morning. Don't forget to lock the door if you leave last at night! Oh and overtime is not paid, you will surely get this time off someday if the company not forgets as always.

jew fed's mercy

back to your wage cage, worker #62438

>Even if you are lucky and live next door to the workplace you still waste more for preparing and going in. Realistically the next door thing never happens, so 10-20-30-60-forever minutes travelling added
I literally live next door to work. It is a 3 minute walk from my bed to my desk. I maybe add 6 minutes of travel to my life every day (maybe more if we decide to walk somewhere far for lunch). If I cared to I could stop buying groceries and just eat/drink out of the office on the weekends.

>And don't forget the unpaid lunch break, what is not avoidable
I'm fully paid for my lunch break, which is anywhere from however short we think it is to a couple hours long.

>but better eat at your desk if anything comes up you need to be here
Literally the only time I do that is if I'm jammed with meetings or no one from my team is in the office, and even then I still spend the time alone reading up on stuff I find interesting, it's not a working lunch.

>Oh you wanted to go home already at the end of the day? Yes, the shift is over, buuut, there is this very important report
Nope, I work from 10am to 4:40PM every day. Fridays it's not uncommon to just duck out at 2-3PM.

>Oh and overtime is not paid, you will surely get this time off someday if the company not forgets as always.
Overtime is not paid, but we're salaried, spot bonuses are issued instead since we have oncall, but oncall pages so rarely there's no need. It's only needed if something serious happens, which I've been on the receiving end for.

I live 5 minutes away from work, and have the benefit of having a very flexible work life.

Maybe you should stop working in Silicon Valley.

Cope harder. I work in a comfy office with free snacks and coffee, all my coworkers are nice people and I get paid heaps. And the best thing is that I get bonuses under the table so I don't have to pay taxes to maintain human waste like you.

It comes from the cash assistance, you third world paki nigger - but hey, i guess you haven't been taught that yet outside the asylum centre

I bet this post was made by cage worker #62438 while rabbi shekelberg held a gun to his head lol

Most jobs aren't like this. You just work at a shitty company. Plus, some of this sound straight up illegal depending on where you live.

>weekend Jow Forums posters don't even know what a VPN can be used for

>being this proud of being young, useless and unemployable

Fuck me, I'm glad I taught muh kids to be better than this.

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Parents for me, though I'm still in uni but won't have loans when I'm done which is nice.

based

Jobs are bloat. Other people will work, don't worry.

>runs own biz
Just werks for me....

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Idk user... It's legal in murrica's right to work states and sounds common as fuck to me

It's like that as a contractor in Australia, you have far fewer legal rights and even those you do have are basically ignored.