Which language should i learn to impress normies

engleski ne impresionira bukvalno nikog

Attached: 1288916312432.png (1130x900, 128K)

Binary code, you will be like some sort of matrix jesus to normies.

quality C code is always impressive, but I know you can't produce any OP so I'll say Swift

Prolog

unironically, C

R.

Prolog is easy

but what if i'm a brainlet and can't learn c

Attached: 1551038077167.jpg (660x495, 65K)

Attached: 1548098799614.webm (1440x508, 1.75M)

Não

APL.

Mindfuck ought to do the trick

Brainfuck is what i ment

objective C

>impress normies
if is the only thing you are trying to do you dont deserve to learn code just use the link
hackertyper.com/

Learn APL. Anyone who sees your code will be impressed.

Attached: apl-sieve.jpg (266x205, 12K)

ti basic

Depende de onde vives
The language dosen't matter as much as what you do with it, if you want to do it properly search what languages are best for the type of thing you want to build

Erlang & Amnesia

haskell is pretty neat
primes = given 2 [] where
sieve n known = not $ any ((==0) . mod n) known
given n known = current ++ given (n + 1) (known ++ current) where
current = if sieve n known then [n] else []

latin

Bash

Javascript because people never learn Javascript, they just quickly read the "good parts"

>"Javascript can do that?!"

welp, most technology was (and is) written using english, so Satania-sama is not wrong, OP.

Hindi

elixir

KOKORO PYONPYON MACHI?

literally all programming is alien magic language to normies

There's nothing wrong with his english though.