Windows >gets you from A to B (analagous to everyday tasks for vast majority of home & work users) as quick as possible >gets you there safely >requires almost no effort from the user, just sit back and enjoy the flight >typically assosciated with people who have a life and have shit to do >has some minor limitations on where it can land >requires some payments, is often quite cheap though and regularly covered under business travel/company pay for it
Linux >takes either a short time or a very very long time to get you from A to B, what takes a jet 4 hours may take 2 weeks by bicycle/linux >does not guarantee your safety, you may fall off at any time or get hit by a car and die >requires significant effort for any long journey >typically assosciated with NEETs or neckbeard sysadmins who wear video game or band t-shirts in an office setting >can bike anywhere you like >can be very expensive for the initial purchase (high end carbon fiber bike), switching 10,000 users over and losing 20 hours productivity each (optimistic, much more in reality on average) costs $10m based on $50 per hour productivity to the company >is free however after the initial purchase
OP is a fag >Sucks from point Anus to point Balls >sucks you safely >requires almost no effort, he'll start immediately after seeing you, must have a dick tho >typically associated with people that wear dragon dildo rainbows with their(male) friend on parades >no limitation at all, will suck until told to stop >requires no payment
Evan Wood
>try to do something in windows >wake computer from sleep because it takes ages to boot even in an ssd >unlock >lags the shit out >try to open javascript ide >5 minutes in computer starts upgrading itself >'NOOOOOOOOO I HAVE TO SEND THIS SHIT BEFORE 12PM' >kill windows update >service restarts windows update >disable service trough some pajeet tutorial >built in backdoor reenables the service >computer starts rebooting >2 hours later computer restarts >log in >all archives are deleted sasuga OP
Ryder Sanders
Windows >black lady has to look inside your asshole before you use it >pretty much guaranteed to be killed by mud people >costs hundreds of dollars
Linux >people in cars hate you >haters gonna hate
Yeah pretty much.
John Wright
> as quick as possible EY SHANIQUA HE SAY HE GET TO AIRPORT AT THE TIME TICKET SAIDS PLANE GONNA GO AWWWWWWW DIS MAN FUNNEY
Jose Watson
Get mental help.
Sounds like you need a computer which isn't 15 years old.
Brayden Russell
Windows is a botnet Linux is a kernel
Christian Campbell
>Unix >Wanna do something >Super-Tab to terminal >type first two letters of command >Tab >Super-V >Enter >Super tab back to last program >Less than half a second >Done
Windows: >Already downloaded and installed a fucking exe >Wanna do something >Hit windows key >Goliath of a menu bar slowly rises from the bottom left corner of the screen, like a log of shit slowly emerging from an anus, upside down >It's 90% covered in adds and preinstalled shit that auto-reinstalls itself >Doesn't matter, start typing name of application >Cortana interprets it as a command >"Sorry, I can't find what you're looking for" Hit winkey twice, manually click on the program search box >Cortana pops back up >Fuck it Winkey twice again, scroll through old start menu of installed programs >Find it, in a folder >Click folder, one thing in folder, click program >It opens after a couple seconds >paste in what you wanted into one of its boxes >Click go >"Better post on Jow Forums about how easy to use windows is!"
Pic related is how I feel whenever I see windows users doing anything. I mean, they think what they're doing is fast, but wean them onto UNIX and they'll never leave
>>typically assosciated with people who have a life and have shit to do If I had to use windows for work my productivity would drop 10fold. I use unix because I have shit to do, and want the OS to get out of my fucking way >requires almost no effort from the user, just sit back and enjoy the flight Just sit back and wait 10 seconds between every user interaction, fun!
>requires significant effort for any long journey As in I type one command and minimize the terminal then work on something else? And it'll still finish executing faster than on windows >switching 10,000 users over and losing... When people work for me they can use whatever fucking OS they want. If they don't get work done, I fire them. I've never fired someone who's walked in while running linux. I've fired some of the fastest windows users ever, because they were still slower than the slowest linux users
Jacob Allen
its strange that the same board that memes distros that are garbage specifically because they make life hard is the same board that calls linux a bicycle for the fact that it makes life hard. you dont have to run a pile of shit, but if you do please dont characterize the entire os as a piece of shit because of your own stupidity
