How does Jow Forums keep their hands warm when using the personal computer?

Striped armwarmers to match my programming socks and plaid programming skirt~

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my macbook pro has a keyboard hand warmer built in :-)

I have Peta Jensen sitting on my lap and whenever my hands get cold I just slide them between her thighs

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My hands glow in the dark, so I don't have this problem.

temperature is unimportant as long as you're not sweating or melting

By the fact that I am a warm blooded mammal?

But what if it's 2°C ?

Programming specific gear

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By being a fire type pokemon.
This also stops me from using high end intel chips.

I have my computer in a 5x5 foot walkin closet. I just close the door and the room heats up to 80F in an hour at most. then I just open the door to let the heat out if its too hot.
good for hotboxing too
im surprised by the lack of dragon dildos in this picture

i use a programming poncho

My wooden keyboard is using a Fermi chip as key-matrix controller.
It is absolutely comfy and makes my room smell nice, like the freshness after a forrest fire.

Grabbing teabag

>I just open the door to let the heat out
and the smell too

Frequent Penis contact.

Rotate which hand you have on your balls.

This
And sniff the hand between each rotation

I do this to warm my laptup up.

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I was about to call you la palabra N until I saw those were gloves.

Do some cardio you death dripping incel

absolutly this
OP you fucking faggot

friendly reminder that cardio reduces muscle mass and makes you a svelte fuccboi so programming socks will actually go up to your thighs

>out of shape shutins are now stronger than people who do cardio
is what this retard claims. Interesting.

Oh I meant to write body mass, sorry.
Most "skinny" people are really skinny fat.

>less body mass to circulate == better circulation to extremities == negate necessity for programming socks
No?

>reduces muscle mass
>professional cyclists and swimmers have low muscls mass
>t. Faggot who faints from climbing stairs
Kys you Skeleton cope

this is very possibly the most homosexual picture i have ever seen. actual gay porn has nothing on it.

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You really haven't seen much then, newfrogfriend.

I am not homeless. My house has heating.

how often do you smell your hands after doing this? be honest.

I actually have to do this in the Winter because my room is so poorly insulated.

sometimes

N

By every few minutes, simply alternating which hand is using the mouse and which is cupping my balls.

this
if you're not wearing programming socks and a skirt you're not doing it right.
I recently had a project due in the morning and I had to stay up through the night. It was a whole bunch of work and I didn't think I could make it, so I did the only thing that I could - I opened the stapled brown paper bag in my closet labeled "for emergencies only" donned my programming socks and went to work.
Now, I have only done this once so I'm going to need more data; however, around 30min after putting them on either what I was working on got substantially easier or I got better at programming because I got into a rhythm and finished way faster than I originally predicted.

I live in a tropical country

hang yourself, tranny

by having chad like metabolism?

By living on Texas.

Wait wait wait
you told the person who posted a meme photo to hang themselves, but you didn't tell to do so?????

Ever heard of central heating?

I think so

by not being left handed

weird logic, but ok

Every time my girlfriend on Webcam isn't looking.

SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

I

>everyone on Jow Forums jokes about being a trap
>the ones who actually try in real life are just gross ugly dudes
>never gonna have a nerdy Jow Forumsf (male) to cum inside while shitposting about brave

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>jokes about being a trap
wait we're supposed to be joking...

It's funny to see people falling for the meme desu

By running the heat if I'm cold. Or just launch a game because 7820X and 1080 Ti run hot enough to warm the room after a bit.

i rub my cock to generate heat using friction.

I wear mittens

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By using this

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Make the rest of your body warm, retard. Heating your entire body up (literally wear fucking clothes, I have my AC set for 65f and my hands are still fine with less than ideal circulation) will do a lot more than wearing fucking gloves

I masturbate when my hands get cold.

not a cold blooded fucking lizard, so I'm fine

smells so good.

whoever just grabbed their balls and smelled after reading.

I'm not poor so I can afford heating

This. Instead of wearing gloves, oven mitts would be more suitable. Just touching the aluminum above the escape key is enough to prove how hot MacBooks get.

Central heating lmao

I wait for summer

It makes me sad that this guy found a friend willing to partake in weird shit like this, and I can't even find a friend who knows what Jow Forums is. I just want a friend who can understand all the weird esoteric meme garbage that I say

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based /an/ shitposter

hang on lemme get my bf to do this too

I'm not a woman, my extremities keep themselves warm.

fingerless gloves

kek

I actually surgically removed my hands so I won't face this problem. Tobii eye tracking for everything

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I'm a cyka blyat, so natural resistance to cold

programming gloves

its 35Cº here, dont that problem

By living in Australia

Where are you? When I was in uni 6+ years ago, I'd even catch ladies failing to hide their Jow Forums powerlevel living in the suburban surroundings of Toronto. This webzone has only grown more ubiquitous since my heyday; shouldn't be hard to find fellow 4chinks.

By not being poor and living in a place with proper heating.

how's life in russia? why are vidyagaemz so supposedly expensive there?

I like my hands cold as my non existing GF.

My hands stay warm, but my feet get cold easily due to the cold climate I live in.
Wooly socks usually do the trick, or warm slippers.

Suburb of Chicago. I guess I need to get out more. I bet I've met people who lurk but we all just hide our powerlevels so we never connect. Whenever I think I find somebody who might browse Jow Forums they turn out to be some kind of reddit or twitchfag. The only kid I knew who browsed I met in 5th grade and then he killed himself in HS.

Where do I go to meet people like me? Bars are full of normalfags. I never went to college, maybe I should take some interesting classes just to meet people.

no but i am using compression gloves for pain relief (still cant tell if it will help in my case though)

Beefy computer in a closed room

I guess Im lucky. I live in the suburbs too and my best friend introduced me to Jow Forums in the 7th grade.

want to smell my hand user?

I don't know, the internet, like any normal nigger?

My r9 390 keeps my desk plenty warm.