What programming language should I learn if I dont want to earn any money?

What programming language should I learn if I dont want to earn any money?

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c, rust

C, python, c++, pretty much anything that isnt java.

haskell

Javanitor

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python -> c/c++ -> lisp -> whatever you feel like
python will make your life so much easier. read automate the boring stuff with python. you can read it for free online.

Definitely HolyC

lisp

Explicitly the Plan 9 dialect of C.

Forth, J, Nim, and SS-tier autist lang

Rust

Go, ruby, rust, smalltalk, (any(lisp))

Unlambda
madore.org/~david/programs/unlambda/

anything that Jow Forums recommends

6502 or 8080 assembly

Lua is very comfy AND won't land you a job

Haskell

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why is this animated gif stickied?

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html4.1

Holy C

Fuck mods
Fuck jannies

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C/C++,Java,Scala, C#, and a little electronica

Fuck niggers too

Anything without FP concepts

C++ and go fail at making video games

BAESD lol

Cobol, but listen me out.
You don't try to get job with it because you probably will.
No, the only reason why you learn Cobol it's because it looks exactly like 80's SCI FI robot talk, and as such, you program cobol with a very robotic speech synth.

Seriously, take a look on this baby:
IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. HELLOWORLD.
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
MAIN.
DISPLAY 'Hello, world.'.
STOP RUN.

Haskell is the obvious one

Brainfuck.

brainfuck obviously

being fluent in FP will only make you employable kid. every language is playing catch up.

Lisp

BASIC

Apparently Haskell is the language of trannies. Avoid like HIV.

Chicken Scheme

Racket.

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