Jow Forums Humor Thread

yeah welcome to java

Clearly not sysadmin. And I'm disappointed to see non-yoda conditions.

That's not nice, incel.

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It would be better without the text

But.....

man, all he had to do was type 'history | grep ls' then type !123 (or whatever number it was)

>Not searching through history with ^R

I'm not a...?

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in the stone age...!

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N

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>not trueStr = isTrue.toString()
is shit

>How do I become a sysadmin?

It's simple. Start out doing helpdesk for a mom and pop, or even join the Geek squad. Study hard for your certifications learning all you can, ideally, your employer pays for your certs. Then, get an entry level net admin job at a medium sized company. Continue learning and absorbing everything. Most importantly gain valuable experience. Then realize that technology changes every 5 years. Your job is really change management. There is no magic anymore in IT. All gadgets are just another marketing gimmick. Management just sees your job as a neccessary evil. Users hate you, you hate the users. Vendors lie and shit all over you. You've become an overweight alcoholic with no future, and, technology just changed again and you have no experience with it. You finally hit your limit when they ask you to take a pay cut and move your office to the basement which you now share with 30 other H1-B workers who barely speak English. You find a check for 10 million dollars and burn the place down. Move to Mexico and kill a bunch of people at a resort by putting strichnine int he quacamole because the server put salt on your margarita and you said NO SALT!

>Jow Forums humor

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can i has photobomb of that beard guy on the middle

more like
>install arch and i3
>post screenshots on the desktop thread
>copy and paste solutions to your problems off of linux forums

CTRL + R

rc-service refrigerator stop
rc-update del refrigerator

rc-service niggers kill

he said humor not tumblr-level cringe

i hate fucking computers so much

C:\Users\Tyrone>_

C:\Users\Tyrone>cd job
System cannot find the path specified.

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Fuck these yellow ass comics

why is there a stripper in the front.
and why is there only a single negro/poojeet this isn't diverse at all.
does the C++ community even have a code of conduct?

That's the tiny amount of intelligence behind the fact that Boolean.toString only takes a primitive value and always return a non-null String.
Although you still could add a null check to the hilarity, you don't want to risk a NPE from that toCharArray().

First they came for the diaper fags, and I did not speak out

Stop reading manga then.

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>0 blacks, 1 indian or arab, but shitton of trannies
So diverse.

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Underrated

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patrician who browses multiple 4channel boards simply to lurk "Humor Threads"

Jow Forums has one of the best, /sp/ and Jow Forums close second, Jow Forums 3rd, /v/ dead last

good day

based

I highly recommend /d/'s comedy threads.

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was billy g actually a good programmer? i assumed he was just the captain

i recently realised all these diversity initiatives and so on are just the cheapest way of keeping the mixed nuts away from the product. firing them leads to a risk of PR fuckup, tribunals, wrongful termination etc. so instead just give them all a hugbox to jack off inside of. at the same time this talk was going on, real engineers were talking about real shit

its a just a real life containment board

He wrote Windows. So no.

>/v/ dead last
To be fair they are usually trash but the odd one usually on weekends will have a comic/manga poster or porn comics that can be quite interesting. Recently they've been spammed with yotsuba but I remember one having a comic called pandemonium or something like that which was really good.

This is the worse one yet

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>mix of computer and physical work
Sounds good to me.

>commie antifa
cringe
>diapers
based

me on the bottom

Who the fuck even use plain ls instead of ls -l or simply ll alias.

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or patrician
la
of oh-my-zsh for
ls -lAh

>oh-my-zsh
Just configure zsh yourself.
alias ls="ls --color=auto"
alias l="ls -alh"
alias ll="ls -lh"
alias -g ...='../..'
alias -g ....='../../..'
alias -g .....='../../../..'
alias -g ......='../../../../..'

That's all my aliases.

Me on the middle

>ls -lAh
this is my ll macro

>alias -g ......='../../../../..'

this is retarded

you know the science of biology and evolution disproved the bible as myth,

the story of adam & eve is only a myth, they never existed which means eve never ate any forbidden fruit, which means no original sin which means jesus never died on the cross for humanities sins

god is a myth, the bible is fiction and religion is bullshit

Why?
It's very useful.

Kek

>Just configure zsh
Why in the world would anybody use zsh? It's objectively most slowest shell out there and I am counting bash also in here

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Well, in most projects you have to write all if expressions in the second format. Makes it much more readable.

Objectively safest way of writing this if(true == cond) so compiler would give a warning if you accidentally do if(true = cond) which results less bugs on software. Your project managers are idiots if they don't force that practice

The only things I care about is:
>fuzzy search, ie. write something and use arrow keys to search history of commands with given predix
>append/remove sudo from current/last command using double Esc press
>robust autocomplete with customizable menu selection
>display git status in prompt

If your shell has all of it and is faster, I'm in. I just don't know any alternatives.

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oksh has those except customizable menu selection and sudo thing(sudo is for fags anyway just use alias + doas). Then again I would argue that zsh autocomplete is not robust unlike oksh

>getting this triggered over a cringy meme

>if you point out religion's bullshit you are "triggered"

You laughing and that comment made me laugh even harder. fucking kek

Lost

>not listing /ck/
yeah you have shit taste nigger

Wanna know how I know you’re unemployed?

would it be easier for your "enlightened" mind to understand if i just said that no one gives a shit about you or your fedora bullshit when its completely irrelevant to the context of this thread and makes you look like a retarded sperg for going on a trirade over a fucking meme image?

*upvotes* Heh, this is so reddit.

If the price for diaper fags getting the chamber is me getting the chamber down the line that's a sacrifice I am more than willing to make.

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The amount of times I have tried and tried and tried in futility to update java, yet I'm still notified every 30 minutes to update it.

I'll dump what I have.

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kek..

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