>be hispanic >huge family that meets up every year in the anniversary of out great grandma passing away >"hurr user I heard you're a programmer don't you want to hear about my app ideas?? Imagine we made like Uber but for movings how cool would that be we'd make millions brah" >"hey user why my computer not worko should I buy a Mac?" ">Hey user have you ever gone into the deep web? Is it true they sell kids there??"