>Buy 300 Dollar AKG Reference Headphones
>Only listen to youtube Nightcore
TELL ME WHY I SHOULD LET YOU GO GO GO
ITT: Times you were a tech Joker
Zachary James
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Joshua Turner
>buy expensive graphic card from amazon
>refund it 2 days in
>they demand me to send it back
>send them box with letter saying "thanks for graphic card"
>get refunded
Landon Richardson
Bump
Cooper Thomas
Evan Martinez
>$2000 computer
>internet machine
Cameron Jenkins
>Buy new GPU on Amazon
>Put old GPU into box and return it
>Get refund
>Check Amazon reviews a few weeks later
>Some poor lad giving a 1 Star for receiving a GT 520 in his GTX 1080 box he bought from Amazon Warehousedeals
Andrew Sullivan
>Girlfriend asks me for the WiFi password
>I stab her in the neck
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Jose Stewart
The only sticker on my chinkpad is an Apple one, and I tell everyone how great Apple's products are. I haven't actually owned an Apple product since like '08 which was an iPod nano. (pic related, but not mine)
Carson Garcia
I remember you, you're one of the fags who makes all the Apple threads on Jow Forums.
Based.
Matthew Bailey
Hah, that's not even me. Must be another tech jester around
David Morgan
pity honk
Benjamin Mitchell
honk in my penis
Jason Morris
>put bad dragon sticker on my laptop
>not even gay
DAMAGED
Bentley Nelson
MOM'S GONNA FREAK!
Christopher Gonzalez
isn't this, like, illegal?
Justin Stewart
>shill for brave
>never even used it
Jow Forums'S GONNA (YOU)
Andrew Russell
They willingly refunded it
Jordan Morris
>i9 9900k
>NVMe
>32GB RAM
>Dwarf Fortress
Wyatt Reed
A man (female and dilated) after my own heart . I
Nathan Jenkins
Kek
Christopher James
>10 intel NUC's openstack cluster
>40 logical cores
>2560 GB m.2 storage
>160 GB RAM
>only one vm with only 1 gig ram and two cores
>ubantoo ganoo loonix
>teamspeak 3 server
Gavin Ortiz
Does this actually work?
Ian Rodriguez
I honked a friend of mine once not too long ago.
>friend wants me to build him a computer for video games
>gives me 3K euro for a budget
>say its too much
>he doesn't care
>do my part but put my old 980 in finished build instead of a brand new card
>use rest of cash and get myself a 2080ti and a terabyte of SSD
>tech illiterate friend doesn't notice and never will
Brody Jones
Likely the process of sending the refund and the process of following up to get their card back are handled by two separate sections of the company, and thus wouldn't have had time to sort it out before the refund payment went through, so it might actually count as fraud
Christopher Hernandez
Knowingly sending back a different product after requesting a refund is fraud, yes.
Lincoln Wood
you can't escape it user.
Chase Long
Share your nightcore playlist user
Henry Russell
I just put this on autoplay and get drunk while masturbating
youtube.com
Lincoln Stewart
that's not funny or clever, you're just a shit friend and I hope you die alone
Andrew Ortiz
I'll do it again in 3 months to my other friend. They can't tell the difference anyway so.
Ayden Perry
yeah I got a free Nintendo switch and a 2ds for my girlfriend
I ordered a switch and when it got here i messaged amazon and said they had sent me a book instead of a switch and then sent them a random book back and got a full refund and then a month or so later I ordered a 2ds and then just said it never arrived and then I got my money back
Anthony Ramirez
>learn about HTTP redirection
>send entire dormitory to meatspin every Friday night for a whole semester
Jaxson Moore
Based
Oliver Cox
Pls be real
Cameron Parker
gay
Jacob Morris
>bought $2000 quad 800MHz SGI Tezro with V12 graphics and 500GB storage and 4GB RAM with IRIX 6.5.30m for basic shell tasks and to dick around with Octane demos and I don't even do 3D shit on it
>bought 5 mechanical keyboards I don't even use, and another one for shitposting
Hunter Thomas
Yes it's real. 2011 nobody gave a fuck about network security.
Ayden Sullivan
Put BBC porn on autoplay during big break on my professor's roastie assistant. After the break when she came back and turned on the projector the other roasties in class started screeching in unison. Suffice to say she didn't show up for an entire month.
John Nguyen
Really? Jow Forums would have me believe they would start schlicking in unison while making ahegao faces, after seeing Tyreese's pieces