How exactly does one "intercept" a zero day?

Calm down, Xiao Qiao.

It's far more complicated than just SJW agendats which are in high volume in America. There are deep problems in America where agencies fight each other. For example DEA and CIA hate the FUCK out of each other because DEA always fuck CIA weed plants in costa rica and mexico. They had to change locations into vietnam and shit countries like serbia where they kidnap kids and rape them with DMT. MK ultra.

>DMT
Demilitarized Traps?
>MK
Mortal Kombat?

>DMT
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N,N-Dimethyltryptamine

>MK ultra project started by CIA
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra

>DEA fucking CIA shit up
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegations_of_CIA_drug_trafficking

Front end honeypots
all they do is intercept all requests, log them and relay them to the server after sanitation (if any). Adds considerable delay tho, and it increases the surface of attack considerably
I would guess a vulnerability on apache getting intercepted and sanitized, then used against other servers

>NSA
They should stick with watching their own citizens, at least they are good at it.

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schizophrenia is one hell of a drug

Is Jow Forums filled with retarded niggers now? Any serious system does not expose its core servers to the network but uses an IDS / reverse proxy with rbac (or the like).

>now

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All true.

>rbac

all those hot buzzwords

>How exactly does one "intercept" a zero day?
You detect anomalous activity on a network, or weird requests to a service, analyse it, find out it's actually trying to exploit your box and then do the same to whoever is trying to pwn you.

>serbiA
>weed plants
Lmao

Serbia is for child trafficking
Vietnam for weed
All other shit countries for cheap labour to create material for dangerous viruses

>damn Chinese using our weapons against us!
>They're the biggest threat to world peace!

lmao intercepted

>Symantec believe the Chinese did not steal the code but captured it from an N.S.A. attack on their own computers — like a gunslinger who grabs an enemy’s rifle and starts blasting away.

>get hacked
>find out how you got hacked
>do same method to US
>act like you stopped it mid hack and instantly reversed it

>How exactly does one "intercept" a zero day?
I have been listening to the voice data from the chinks. Heres a transcript. I havent put it online yet. chink 1, 2 and 3 anre referred to here as c1, c2, and c3.

C1: hey look at this someone is routing a zero day attack through our mainframe

C2: we must secure the router through port 889

C1: (typing furiously) rerouting power through the auxilliary router conduit

C3 he's trying to lock us out, see if you can take him offline with a cisco attack vector

C!: that did it, now lets capture the attack codes and turn it back on the hacker

The get one of Dianne Goldman Berman Feinstein's chink spies to tip them off.

>How exactly does one "intercept" a zero day?
By using superior communist tricks against capitalist NSA niggers

>Conflicts will be fought in the Wired instead of the real world.
>The real world will merge with the Wired
Was Cereal Experments Lain too woke?

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>US destroys nuclear centrifuges without anything being detected
>some random data hack is intercepted and stopped
>symantec

>oy vey, oy gevalt, why is Jow Forums spreading everywhere?!
>respond to shitty bait thread about dumb nytimes tweet
Honestly this place is a lot better than our behaviour warrants.

greatest ally playing both sides?

Funny thing is he probably goes by Kevin
Who understands these gooks

>rape with DMT
Sign me up

consequences will never be the same

It was too fucking boring, that's what it was.

>MK ultra

MK Ultra is literally a proven and documented fact you absolute fucking glow in the dark nigger.

Don't you forget.

Our generation will face an existential threat thanks to Bill Clinton and Jewish economists who aggressively advocated for Globalism and exporting our industrial output to China.

It was the 1%'s baby boomer greed, under the guise of helping spread democracy, that enabled this to happen so quickly without us having time to prepare.

Baby boomers have known only peace and prosperity and they have mortgaged our future to satiate their own greed.

>laquasha, is that a legitimate target we're doing next?
>dayum straight, miguel
>*clicks on start button*
>tariq: is y'alls facebook still working? all i get is this taobao commercials n sheeeeit

if things have become so bad, why is there no revolt? why are people so cowardly?

It starts with (you)

Take up a history book sometime user. Or just look at North Korea. People starving, concentration camps, military dictatorship. And people are happy to just keep on going because it's all they ever knew and it's always been that way. People inherently hate any change to a psychotic degree and things will have to get much much much worse before anything even close to a revolt will ever happen in the west.

we let them get away with it, can you blame them for exploiting us?

People have porn, videogames.

There is no sense of belonging or community anymore unless you belong to an officially sanctioned victim-group. People change jobs all the time or get divorced and change cities.

There is no social cohesion but this is not some unfortunate side-effect of modern life. It was intentional. People need to wake up to the jewish stranglehold on our foreign policy and , judiciary and economy.

lol

hey, at least it's not as boring as Evangelion

Based chinks.

lol'd

>There is no sense of belonging
there was only 25-30 years ago. What happened?
oh. The internet. Social media. technology.
Was the man in the picture actually right? Why did we ignore the warnings from Serial Experiments Lain, Dues Ex, MGS2?

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Based

The WW2 generation was red pilled and in charge.

When they got older, their weak and pampered college-educated sons and daughters drank the Jew kool-aid.

>Or just look at North Korea. People starving, concentration camps, military dictatorship
Sure thing NSA glow in the dark shill. Keep spreading those lies

The Worldwide web is literally a DoD project.

>lies
>being this ignorant

you mean the cold war era

Then we have these reddit spacing niggers fucking up all that is confy in the interwebz

I see your glow when you continue spreading those lies

They aren't lies though. Keep those eyes wide shut.

>They aren't lies
nice try cia nigger

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>muh funny buzzwords
ok kid

>america attacks a country
>country retaliate
>america cries the victim and also attacks them in america media
every time

DMT
TO MDMA

>US destroys nuclear centrifuges
>with a backdoor placed in the Siemens controllers with the amen form the German BND
some real hacking right there

>retaliate by hacking the elections so now trueTV star runs your country
priceless

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Lol I knew some bluepilled poltard would say this exact thing. Congratulations on parroting about 10,000 other Jow Forums NPCs.

im skeptic

it seems natural that access to internet is a pro globalist phenomenon

prove to me that hitler wasn't a messianic autist

Are you trying to telling me the Internet is a military conspiracy to strip all sense of belonging in society, or are you just spouting facts trying to sound smart? Because that's a very well known fact.

The title starts with "How Chinese Spies Got the N.S.A.'s Hacking Tools" so probably this was during the leak when multiple of their tools were made available to the public and then the chinks probably used them.

Any real system is never connected to public network

Imagine being this much of a retarded uneducated schizoid.
If North Korea is such a Paradise and Kim Ill Sung shits soft ice why haven't you moved there yet?
And I guess all the smuggled out videos and photos, the satellite images, and so on are all just exceptionally good fakes.

Thats China in a nutshell

Really new fag? lurk more, might learn a thing or 2 about this hell world we live on.

you really think all the non-whites in government just love america for muh freedoms and have no ties to their people in other countries?

So like, isn't it INTERASTING that this happened in 2016?

Not saying Obama or people working for him at the time did this to ruin Trumps presidency, him being FURIOUS he won and all. Not saying that ofc.

The jew cries out in pain as he strikes at you.

Try harder shill. Nobody said Best Korea is a paradise. What comes to "smuggled videos" yeah they are just that. You can go to your local supermarket and make a really shady video and claim that it is illegal to do so and if you do it you might end up executed. So lucky for you others smuggled it abroad. That how it works with Best Korea and shills like you shill that shit 24/7