>What?
Developer conference hosted by Google. Keynotes are livestreamed.
>When?
Today, 10AM PDT (1PM EDT)
>Where?
events.google.com
Google I/O Megathread
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Is there anything more BASED than a Google shill thread?? Fuck me. OP, you based little bastard.
calm down maki we have this thread every single year
Getting comfy, my dudes
Remember to eat right and not fall into memes
the live times on the page are in local time
Very curious about that Pixel 3A the leaks talk about. Will definitely follow along the live.
I/O isn't about hardware, it's just software, so I have doubts that they'll talk about any Pixel hardware.
The phone is already being offered in some retailers
They are going to debut it no matter what, and even the website has a countdown about it
if not now, when?
While that's true I'm pretty sure they do reveal hardware anyways. Or is that another Google event later in the year? I could have swore they revealed their Google speaker or Google home whatever it's called at i/o.
I work retail and we had to sign an NDA about the 3a and 3xl and agree not to discuss with customers. It'll probably launch later today or tomorrow.
You're wrong, several past Google I/Os had hardware products launch
Is it going to be full of pajeets like last year?
There's going to be one on stage
There were a bunch of them on stage last year.
That's inevitable. The real question is how many trannies are gonna be featured?
>megathread
SA pajeet go home
What else would you call it?
30min to go
7 MINUTES
I'm on a data cap so I'm relying on your memes for this
youtube.com
official yt stream link
>chat is disabled for this live stream
Sundae Pajit about to take the stage by storm
Muh privacy
Muh cheap mobile
Muh cloud gaming
Muh faux news
Muh hax
Fuck off, stop shilling this company
anybody playing tranny bingo?
Literal pajeets celebrating the plug
Any sexual harassment or SJW drama?
Otherwise I'm not interested
What's wrong with them
From PageRank to Pajeet
The downfall of Google
REEEEE
>inb4'd to infinity and back
you fags never cease to amaze me
>PROPRIETARY = POO IN STREET
unironically kys and have sex, in that order
is it impossible for a country to do a redesign on their flag without some huge political revolution? I mean that is literally an anus
Do they tell us all the projects they will cancel in the coming 365 days?
>EATS
>Micro Kitchen
Meanwhile some retards still believe the 3a is not going to happen
who's the guy talking?
King Pajeet
ceo of google
>USER TRUST AND PRIVACY
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
thank you sir
Sticky when
fucking hell they really believe they are bigger than god and the government.
Never
these threads usually aren't stickied without nagging the mods
>already starting with nothing
mmmm pasta
Another poo
THICC PAJEET
Fat whale.
>constantly giving playback errors
so this is the power of susan wocheechee!
*yawn.. I haven't updated my phone in 5+ years.
It's all the same retarded shit...
It amuses me how much brainlets gawk over distraction tech... I guess it makes them feel alive and a part of something bigger than themselves?
fucking humming noise in the background
The 3a is a pajeet only phone incoming
Shoe on head.
wtf? why is the audience clapping for AR? have they not seen this shit before?
Shes wearing a Pixel Watch!!!!!
Hope the white shark checked his privilege
this is not that interesting
why are there only indians?
WTF WATCH OUT THERE IS A SHARK ON STAGE
Fuck these pajeets
Pajeet infiltration
no matter what they announce you will still be an incel that has green bubbles on Stacy's phone.
Is the next person on stage gonna be a poo, lads?
Stacy is a hoe.
Fuck pajeets and fuck you OP
Indians make everything cringe
3 Indians already and it's boring and cringe. That's why you should never give Indians such higher positions in the company, they always find a way to poo
t.pajeet
>We carefully analyze all of your photos you take
>audience claps
Prediction: Nobody is going to use this.
so google decides what i am wanting to eat
Probably
>calculate tip
>tip
What did she mean by that?
Why do you all hate pajeets so much
>22% tip
wtf burgers
Why is America so big on tips?
>he thinks LA is home for americucks
nonono this is pajeet territory now my friend!
google pays for the meal. neat
>tfw no friends to split the bill with
WTF. Instead of seeing the race of person why don't you idiots listen to what she has to say.
you've obviously never worked in a multicultural environment
Brainlet who doesn't work in Silicon Valley ^
Such is Google
Koolaid drinkers
>22% tip
I will pay 0 % Fuck you burgers. Our people get paid by the company
it is a cart wheel faggot.
super power 2020 soon.
Asians are not like whites, they have no compunctions about "diversity" and "racism", give one a department and they will only hire of their own.
>google makes the best live transcription app ever created
>doesn't let you copy text or export the entire transcript easily
>stream keeps failing every other minute
all because I wont let it read my CC details, strange huh
What she has to say is bullshit
She is pausing awkwardly and stupid audience are clapping at anything and everything.
KYS pajeet
>Our teams in India
Fuck these indians are disgusting
>our team in India
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLE
Am I watching an american conference or an indian one?
why all about pajeet
PoO
we full pooland now
P O O
O
O
>daily life in india
>Looking for hours to get to a toilet.
>Ask Riksha driver to drive you to toilet
>charges 10000000 rupees
>get raped on toilet
>thank you google
That's it I'm out.
Enjoy your pajeet infested stream
honest to god. this is why you shouldnt have indians run anything cause they just make it about themselves.