GOOGLE IO 19 LIVESTREAM THREAD

LINK
youtu.be/lyRPyRKHO8M

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GET IN HERE GENTOOMEN

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>pajeet
You can't make this shit up.

Hoping for a Pixel watch

>a wild pajeeta comes into stage after pajeet boss leaves
is google pajeets only? like microsoft?

googre grass nuke now

wtf is this cringy shit? cant people do simple math? im out, enjoy your shit presentation that keeps cutting out

They just LOVE having people with the most annoying poo accents speak, don't they?

I fucking hate this.

Are they going to release pixel 3a price?

OUR TEAM IN INDIA, INDIAN CONSUMER AS PROMOTION LMAOOOO CAN'T MAKE THIS UP, GOOGLE PAJEET COMING NEAR YOU

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can you use google lense to force them to poo in loo?

sundar pichai...

>Now you can spend more money than necessary faster than ever! WOW! INCREDIBLE! Remember to use your credit card, goy!

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>we made cortana

>You no longer have to say "Ok, Google"
Literally always listening.

Cortana is more scary

I would fuck meggie

Terrifying. I definitely want to talk like an idiot and say everything that I'm doing on my phone out loud for everyone to hear and always be listened to. I'm too stupid to navigate a ui, this is great!

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tay lover

There's already a thread.

>picks for you
The echo chamber grows. I fucking hate google's recommendations, especially on youtube. Give me new shit

Google Assistant is useless, you cannot ask questions about hentai or porn from it, just redirects to the browser.

>google, send message
>mark i didn't finish yet, i'll send it tomorrow after 14:00
>mark i didn't finish yet, i'll (sending...)
>(created schedule tomorrow 14:30)
>...aaarrrgh

If you make this a sticky, I will hate you.

>Google tablet will have a physical microphone and webcam switch
>yfw google will make the least botnet tablet on the market

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>believing in the placebo switch
They had to put that on or nobody would buy a fucking always on device that is always listening and recording.