Google I/O Megathread pt.2

When you sperg, BUT SHE KEEP SUCKING!

Don't believe their lies

Fuck off... The other thread is fine.

>Streamin keeps shitting itself every 2 minutes
No google, I'm not dling chrome, fuck you.

fucking lol

ANDROID 10

It's not stickied and it's reaching 310 posts. It'll be archived.

ANDROID X INCOMING

what the fuck does q mean

LET
ME
CHANGE
THE
WAKE
WORD
MOTHER
FUCKERS

What did I miss in the first hour

mpv youtube-dl you stupid fuck

>digital well being
god, fuck off.

>security bro trust us

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Delay the stream by 1 minute and it seems to work better.

Instead of speech recognition it would be fun to use their dataset for text-to-speech, making a retard AI.

Android Q, the next version of Android (After Android P)

>many big features first on android
>names two that literally don't matter

third time I heard people saying the stream shitting itself today in firefox, do you get the "an error occured" message?

Look here:

will this run on my Galaxy Note 2 ?

>foldables
Fuck off

mpv youtube.com/watch?v=lyRPyRKHO8M
Playing: youtube.com/watch?v=lyRPyRKHO8M
[ytdl_hook] ERROR: requested format not available
[ytdl_hook] youtube-dl failed: unexpected error ocurred
Failed to recognize file format.

Exiting... (Errors when loading file)

Now what you stupid fuckhead.

galaxy fold ad

Just use software made to work, like mpv

> Thinks Google is just going to let you watch its video
What fucking year do you think this is? You think you can watch video in your browser? We're not there yet...

Why is it that I see so clearly through marketing bullshit now-a-days? Is it because I've seen this format of a yawn fest across many years already and I know how to optimally detect a nonthing-fest?

Because this whole presentation seems boring as fuck.. Widgets and gimmicks for more access to your life/data.

Not much. They added an auto-delete for searches after a set amount of time, and they did some pretty cool stuff with speech recognition.

foldables will never catch on

Streamlink

Yeah

>mpv youtube.com/watch?v=lyRPyRKHO8M
mpv youtube.com/watch\?v\=lyRPyRKHO8M
Learn to escape special characters, retard

Imagine the 200 million gingerbread devices in some shithole country

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why would you need a foldable phone when you don't even have TP to fold on your shitting street?

werkz on my machine
update your debian 3 year old packages

LOL, clown world timeline...
> Foldable meme phones
This is what happens when you hire too many brainlet liberals
> I know.. lets make hoverboards bro.. so cool
mfw innovation dies due to group-think mediocrity

Update your shit, Satan.

PUBBY IS WALKING AWAY

Same error, imbecile
updated from git on friday.

>teases android 10
>no fuschia
>foldables
>nothing interesting

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Woud fug

>fucking reading your messages as a feature
>literally can replace you

Who the fuck even uses direct reply in notifications.

reminder that "Okay Gooks" triggers the assistant

Seems like investors don't like it.

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> instant, system-wide, on-device captioning
> nothing interesting

You must just be retarded then

or you're the smartest man on the planet, but somehow the only one cursed with it not working

(you're retarded)

Here we go BOYS

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>dark theme
>"so that's innovation!"

IT ONLY TOOK THEM 10 YEARS
FUCK YOU GOOGLE

> dank mode

>Innovation

i n n o v a t i o n

overall market is eating shit because people are starting to realize unaffordable homes, gimmick stock prices, and lack luster production and innovation can't drive the economy.

That being said, this whole presentation is a yawn fest. And so, after sucking down everyone's data and progrmaming Neural nets with it, suddenly Google is all about privacy as a "feature". LMFAO

remember ages ago when they said changing google search to a dark theme would save millions of dollars in electricity?

Fuchsia will probably take at least another 5 years
>The best of the whole thing so far

>Privacy

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AI AI AI AI MACHINE LEARNING ML MODELS LEARNING DEEP NET NETWORK INTERFACES RECURRENT

it rottens my soul that people eat this shit
like leaving tech amount of despair

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PRIVACY PRIVACY PRIVACY PRIVACY PRIVACY PRIVACY PRIVACY PRIVACY PRIVACY PRIVACY
DO YOU HEAR US??!!

Is it _cheese_ pizza?

All those years waiting for that shit

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>Location only when using
Hasn't iOS had this for a while?

did they just make the request thing look like ios

is this what having a white mom is like?

yep, i was wondering why they were making such a big deal about this

>will protect my digital wellbeing
thank you mommy

Digital well being is so fucking stupid

Have some self control

HEY GOOGLE I USE MY PHONE TOO MUCH SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME STOP

my god the amount of bullshit and various "buzz words"

Yes, thats why white babies fall asleep much faster.

dark mode has always been a poor design

clown world

"for me;" meme entering real life

>today in us the average age of kid getting the phone is 8
thanks to whatever agency made the research

>FOCUS MODE
GEE WHIZ IT'S NOT LIKE I ALREADY HAD THIS VIA AN APP

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Google selling lack of self control as a feature.
Honk honk.

How about not giving a phone to a freaking 8 year old

mommy don't go...

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Yes, I really want to see what my son is watching after 9pm

Use your phone less and let the assistant be YOU.

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;_;

Q BETA ON 21 DEVICES WOWWWW

BONUS MEME

>downloading an app to stop you from using apps

>Requiring an app to stop you from using other apps
State of tards

>Samsung no mentioned
Oh no no no

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>tfw you get a install request for pornhub mobile from your kid

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I HAD TO JERK OFF INTO A SOCK ALONE IN THE DARK AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME KIDS THESE DAYS GET PHONES?